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Bo Ge’s narration: How to start from scratch to become your first millionaire

“I originally wanted to be the kind of social elite who sits in a high-end restaurant or coffee shop and chats with some legends about the times and opportunities. Unexpectedly, I ended up driving a second-hand Wuling that didn’t even have airbags. Hongguang was running around." Brother Bo laughed to himself: "Every time I think about this, it hits me hard."

He stared at the one under the barbecue stall table. The little golden retriever gnawing on the bone was thoughtful. After a while, he continued: "You may not believe in fate at your age, just like I did at that time, but now I have begun to believe that some things are destined." Brother Bo Looking at me with a serious expression, he said: "I know you all think you know a lot of truths. Children in this era also know a lot of truths. However, your experience and experience have not reached a certain level. Even if you know some truths, you cannot Really understand, just like you can't understand now that people's fate is actually destined by God."

At this time, I feel it is necessary to explain Bo Ge's background. His real name is Yang Bo. He is just thirty this year. He is from a proletarian background and is not yet married. Because his vision has always been too high, he has always wanted to find a rich and beautiful woman to marry into a wealthy family, but white and rich women often look down on him. Once, his A friend introduced him to a teacher. He tried his best to set his sights as low as possible, because he felt that the person's appearance was too ordinary, so he asked him to undergo plastic surgery... and then he got nothing but the title of "psycho". He's smarter than most people, but also a lot more of a jerk than most people. He doesn't care about the opinions of the world at all. He thinks that most people in the world are just thinking fools, but he is not like those extreme right-wingers. Judging from his behavior, he is more like a left-wing comrade. I decided to retell his story with his permission.

Bo Ge failed the college entrance examination and then went out to work. By chance, he went to Shaanxi Normal University with his uncle. His uncle taught at Shaanxi Normal University. At noon, his uncle took him to Shaanxi Normal University. He ate in the big cafeteria, and this meal refreshed his world view. He sighed: "How come the food here is so delicious!" So he went back to repeat his studies. A year later, he was admitted to Shaanxi Normal University. University. It seems that people still have to have dreams, although this dream does not seem so lofty at first. Who would have thought that the purpose of a person's entrance to college is just to feel that the food in college is delicious. In this way, Brother Bo can be regarded as a breath of fresh air among thousands of countless students.

Although he majored in engineering such as mechanical manufacturing, he was never interested in his professional courses and skipped classes almost every day. In four years, he achieved a brilliant record of failing more than 40 subjects. This is A historical record that deserves to be passed down forever as a negative teaching material to his fellow students, from generation to generation. But do you think his four years have been in vain? No, he has read books by world-class thinkers such as "Das Kapital" and "The Wealth of Nations". This may be why he looks wise and mature despite his young age.

In his college life, besides reading, he also did business. When he was a freshman, he would go to the wholesale market to get some things to sell at the entrance of the university during the holidays. Later, Bo Ge felt that this was not the same as his doing. Are those who set up stalls like him complicit? Bo Ge felt that doing so reduced his stature and failed to highlight himself as a person who he called himself "shines with light", so he switched to domestic sales. If you have an item that cannot be purchased in a store or supermarket, online shopping feels If the time is too slow, then go to Brother Bo and you will definitely receive the goods that night. I have to say that he is really a genius in business. One time, he and many classmates went out to work part-time and distributed flyers to a real estate company. When everyone tried to use the amount of flyers to prove their abilities, Bogo chatted with the foreman of the real estate company. When he went there for the second time, He was only responsible for bringing people there, and each person gave him a commission of two yuan. He probably brought more than twenty people that time. Later, if anyone wanted to work part-time, they would all register in Bogona.

University is really a place where you can make money as long as you have a brain. Unfortunately, society is not like this. What business requires in society is cost. What Bo Ge lacks most is cost, otherwise people like Xiang Bo Ge will only get more and more confused. Things are getting better and better.

You may ask me, why has Brother Bo always been keen on doing business? Wouldn't it be nice for him to find a job? That's because Bogo has been pursuing what he often calls return on capital rather than return on labor. He once said to me: "Look at those coal diggers in the coal mines, the ones who dig the fastest and most among them. What do you think? Can they eventually become coal bosses? ”

Bo Ge has already worked several jobs after graduating from college. This is a bit ironic. The simple fact is that Bo Ge does not have capital. He made a little money in college, but it was all squandered by his hedonism. Bo Ge could tell very early on that housing prices in Xi'an would rise sharply sooner or later. If he invested now, he would definitely make a lot of money in the future. Man, the important problem is that he has no money to invest, and he is trapped in an infinite loop. So Brother Bo finally compromised. According to our normal thinking, understanding that compromise is a sign that a person has begun to mature. But Bogo doesn't think so. It would be strange if he thinks the same as these ordinary people. He always takes as his guiding ideology: "If you seek peace through struggle, you will survive peacefully; if you seek peace through compromise, you will perish peacefully." So in just a few years, he changed many jobs. Although his life has been unsatisfactory, he has never bowed his head to society over the years. Do you think we should ridicule or respect this kind of person? But don’t forget the premise, he is much smarter than any of us.

Although Bogo chooses to stick to himself, it does not mean that he will not develop into an increasingly pessimistic situation. Most of his meager income is used to buy some cheap industrial beer and inferior liquor. , immersed in alcohol all day long.

"Those hateful capitalists would rather throw away the milk than distribute it to the poor who are about to starve to death. They would rather burn the clothing inventory than let those shivering in the cold wear it. , to maintain their so-called high profits." When mentioning capitalists, Bogo's face showed disgust. If Bogo was born in that era when "the proletariat of the world united", the possibility of him becoming a person of achievement should be high. It will be very big, so sometimes we must understand that some things happen because of the fault of the times.

I asked Brother Bo: "Then you still want to be a capitalist?"

"There are also good people among capitalists. We cannot generalize them. There are also many capitalists who are good at heart. From ancient times to the present, there have always been capitalists with noble conduct. Although they are not saints, they finally choose to do good at some moments." Bo Ge said in a tone of speaking to others: "If one day I have money, I should. Be able to correctly understand the power of money and use it to help those who are most in need."

After listening to what Bo Ge said, I was even more convinced that Bo Ge was really a leftist. Comrade. Although he has many immoral problems, he always has a selfless spirit in his heart. If he has money, he will become a better person. If he has more money, he will even become a great man.

Bogo feels that he is a failure in life. Logically speaking, life has just begun in his twenties, so there is no such thing as failure. However, Bogo’s pessimism has led him to live in self-abasement. Maybe it is He must be thinking too much about success. There is a saying that goes well: "If you are not enthusiastic, you will not feel cold."

Sometimes Brother Bo will chat with you for an entire night about the issue of class consolidation. This kind of problem is never a positive thing. He wants to make money. He said to me: "Poverty is like an infectious disease, passed from one generation to another." In this way, Bogo suffered between indignation and pain all day long.

Some time ago, Brother Bo felt very lonely at night, so he opened the list of nearby people and added a woman in her thirties. This woman was a single mother who opened a lottery shop to make ends meet. As the saying goes Well said, how can there be a widow in this world who doesn’t want a man? The same goes for Brother Bo. He hasn't had sex for a long time. That woman actually looks very average. It's not an exaggeration to say she's a little ugly. Ordinarily, with Brother Bo's proud eyes, he wouldn't even look at such a woman. At first glance, Bogo is like a thirsty person in the desert who encounters a puddle of dirty water. If it were you, would you drink that puddle of dirty water or not? So he had a dirty talk with the woman in the name of buying lottery tickets, and slept with the woman that night.

The next day, I won the Bogo lottery, which was RMB 1.64 million after tax. Bogo had never bought a lottery ticket before. He believed that only fools would pin their success on luck, but no matter what, Bogo earned the first million in his life.

I asked him: "Brother Bo, how do you plan to invest?"

Brother Bo had a mysterious smile on his lips and said: "Just watch it, kid. Look at how I turned this million to over 10 million, and then to 100 million. By the way, it feels so damn good to be rich. Those in the movie who say you are rich are not necessarily Happy people are all fucking bullshit.”

In today’s society, more than one million is really not much, but for Bo Ge, he is like opening the door to wealth. Key, I believe that with Bogo's wisdom, although it may go through some ups and downs, it will eventually achieve his goal. With his understanding of the development laws of this capital market, he knows better than anyone what to do next.

This story is a bit anti-inspirational, but that’s the truth. You can’t help but think about what miserable situation Bo Ge would be in now if he hadn’t gone on that date. But this is what Bogo is destined to do, this is fate.

Hard work may not lead to success, and success does not necessarily require hard work. Destiny has already decided everything.

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