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Summer is a happy sentence to go to the night market for supper.
The dinner is ready, and the barbecue is very poor. I want to cook it again.
I didn't have feelings for crayfish before, but now I think eating crayfish is an expression of love in summer.
4. Summer is coming! Crayfish is in urgent need of life extension! Xia Nan Beiyang's signature Xia Nan Storm is delicious! Thirteen incense is also delicious!
I was so worried that I couldn't sleep all night. Mom told you not to like walking so much. Really don't listen to your stomach, always go out for supper with others.
I don't want to be the one who invites you to dinner, I just want to be the one who cooks breakfast for you.
7. I ate the first crayfish this year last night. I'm so happy!
8. They are wearing armor, and their blue transparent heads are inlaid with two small beige eyes.
9. I have eaten a lot recently, but I haven't gained weight. I want to see if I can gain weight after eating midnight snack.
10. Life with dinner and midnight snack is not easy.
1 1. I really want to go to the cabin for a barbecue and eat roast pig's trotters. Fish eat grilled fish, and food stalls eat crayfish.
12. Crayfish is delicious. Today, not only cucumber but also konjac was added. Tut tut, delicious on earth!
13. Eat crayfish at 2 am. I think I should slap myself after sleeping.
14. My brother and sister-in-law are taking me to eat lobster! Happy to jump three feet high, there is nothing a lobster can't solve.
15. I used to want to lose weight all day, but even drinking water made me fat. Now I feel like I'm going to gain weight, and I can't even get fat after eating midnight snack. What the hell?
16. I went home after supper. After a while, several street lamps broke down.
17. Although crayfish is expensive, it is delicious, and delicious is more than everything.
18. Eat crayfish at two o'clock in the morning and feel that you should slap yourself when you sleep.
19. Other people's summer air conditioning WiFi and mobile phones, my summer beer barbecue crayfish.
20. On the road of gaining weight, it's gone forever.
Summer is a happy sentence to go to the night market for supper. 2022 (Part II) 2 1. How delicious life is depends on spicy crayfish.
22. People who lose weight really want to eat crayfish. Never mind, let's eat first.
23. I fainted when I went home to eat lobster. . .
24. Good food inspires us.
25. Do you know why I can't lose weight? There is a person who eats midnight snack next to you every day. The point is that he hasn't gained weight yet! ! !
26. The stuffing has a strong fragrance that lingers in my heart for a long time, leaving me with endless aftertaste!
27. Although I want to lose weight and keep a perfect figure, I forgot all about crayfish.
28. It turns out that if you want to gain weight, you have to eat midnight snack.
29. If you love him, give her crayfish!
30. Either eating lobster or on the way to eat lobster.
3 1. With crayfish, how can it feel spicy?
32. Dinner is the soul of a city.
33. Facts have proved that eating midnight snack will not gain weight, but will only increase your stomach!
34. Every day at this time, I want to eat supper, barbecue hamburgers, pancakes, fruits and instant noodles.
35. What could be better than going out to eat crayfish with friends after work?
What happened last night? Fuck, after Shenhua. Everyone around us is having dinner!
37. I dreamed of falling flowers in the idle pool last night and wanted to eat crayfish tonight.
38. I ate crayfish in the middle of the night, and I was in a trance and had an oral ulcer.
39. Spicy lobster is delicious and worth eating.
40. I feel that I was born for crayfish. It is delicious.
Summer is a happy sentence to go to the night market for supper. 2022 (Chapter III) 4 1. I couldn't find a summer job, so I set up a stall to eat supper and shouted at the barbecue stall opposite. ...
42. In this season, drinking beer, eating mutton skewers and eating crayfish have become delicious on the tongue of neighbors. Especially crayfish, people can't stop, and the more they eat, the more enjoyable they are.
43. After soaking in the hot spring, you should go to Shimonoseki to eat snacks, and fly around on the way to gain weight forever.
44. Blow rice and green essence, and cook stone soup and white taro.
45. The whole circle of friends is running, and only I am eating crayfish. Who gave me courage?
46. Eat strawberries and cherish spring.
47. Standard in summer: crayfish, cold beer, supper stand ...
48. I went out for a snack last night, and this sprite was really bad.
49. Your tattoo is too philosophical to be understood. I just want to tattoo "no midnight snack" on my hand.
50. avoid getting fat
5 1. Every time I eat snacks, I always say:
52. Natural spicy, natural taste, taste spicy crayfish and enjoy the gift of nature.
53. supper is another name for barbecue, probably called "getting up early and doing aerobic exercise on an empty stomach"
54. Amy's dad, shrimp!
55. I ate lobster for the first time this summer, and I also ate Friedvermicelli, which I haven't eaten for a long time.
56. I decided to lose weight from tomorrow.
When I heard the door open, I knew it was our barbecue. Someone went downstairs to buy dinner. That's so cool.
58. Girls are not afraid of being fat, but now they feel guilty about eating supper.
59. One summer night, cold beer and crayfish, we are all family.
60. Eating is the greatest pleasure in life.
Enjoy breakfast in 2022. Talk about summing up 60 sentences.
Enjoy breakfast in 2022. A 1. Someone prepared breakfast, and I was really happy at dinner. I am not greedy, I can work hard with little by little love.
2. When I was in Seeds of Love, I was waiting for someone to deliver breakfast. Now I care about others, and I feel very happy to send a loving breakfast after a morning run.
I found that life is really the capital of revolution. You can earn less and earn slowly. Remember to eat breakfast first and drink plenty of water when you are healthy.
I have reached the age of getting up early to make breakfast every day, and the happiness of eating breakfast at home has exploded.
5. Banana oatmeal milk, this is relatively simple. Breakfast is very important. Be sure to have breakfast. It's really easy to do.
6. Welcome a new day with you. Good morning.
7. Eating breakfast is the motivation for my younger sister to ask me out, definitely not for drinking milk tea.
8. My boyfriend insists on getting up every morning to buy me breakfast.
9. Do you think I will give you an umbrella when it rains, give you breakfast when you are hungry and comfort you when you are sad? Oh, no, I won't, okay?
10. Sit quietly and enjoy the autumn sunshine.
1 1. Good morning, Monday. Give my son a hearty breakfast. It is really difficult for children who get up early to go to school. May you have a good mood every day!
12. Make every day exciting enough.
13. A person ate breakfast and forgot that the weather was cool. ...
14. A day's work lies in the morning. It's important to eat early, and don't forget to have breakfast when traveling.
15. I always drink a bottle of ice water for breakfast every morning this summer vacation.
16. Breakfast menu, pumpkin, sweet potato, millet porridge, cheese omelet, vegetable and mushroom set meal. I'm lazy recently. Cooking breakfast can prevent me from sleeping late. The most important thing is that I can get rid of the picky eaters in our family and kill two birds with one stone!
17. Breakfast is the most important thing in a day, so I basically prepare an exquisite breakfast for my daughter every day. Did everyone have breakfast?
18. I get up every morning and I don't know what to do today. Go to class when the weather is warm, or sleep until noon. No breakfast.
19. Love breakfast ~ Love your family with breakfast every day.
20. There are chestnuts in winter, mangoes in summer and you and me in all seasons.
Enjoy the mood of eating breakfast in 20221. A good day begins with breakfast. I have a full breakfast and a good mood. Everyone must have breakfast.
22. Let me be your lover. I will call you every morning to wake you up for breakfast.
If I meet you in my dream, I will still get up early as usual, have a good breakfast, study hard, work hard and live hard as usual.
24. I remember you said you would take me to xc's best food and breakfast when you came back. It seems that a casual appointment 123 1 can be used for one year.
25. chat in the morning about "where to go", "premature delivery" and "premature delivery"? Your relatives are going to give birth prematurely? ""... it's breakfast "
26. Is there a slim woman who gets up late in the morning and doesn't even eat breakfast? !
27. Get up at this time every day to prepare breakfast for your family, and then go to work.
28. How many children didn't eat much breakfast after the holiday?
29. Happiness is that someone squeezes toothpaste for you every morning.
30. Drink a bottle of breakfast and be nervous all morning. Nutrition is diarrhea!
3 1. I also hope that someone will buy breakfast, eat without queuing, be picked up after school, be given medicine when I am sick, be taught difficult problems, and be accompanied when I am bored. I know it's just hope.
32. Laziness is a virus, so poisonous that you don't want to move at all. If you don't want to be poisoned too deeply, take the antidote of diligence quickly. Is the couch potato up yet? Have breakfast!
33. Be true to yourself and love life.
34. The newly bought food looks good, and you will feel better when you have breakfast.
35. Jujube miscellaneous grains porridge, egg-holding wonton, green balls, green cakes and fruits, bring spring to the table! Especially this little egg wonton, on the tender yellow egg cake, there are several small wonton, which vaguely reveal the shrimp meat inside, and the chopped green onion scattered at will, like spring grass, looks delicious.
36. You can get used to the midnight sky without starlight, the breakfast coffee without sugar, the lonely beach without waves and your dreams.
37. The whole world is urging you to have breakfast, but no one cares that you didn't eat "breakfast". I hope everyone who is busy must remember to have breakfast.
38. Breakfast today: corn, eggs and soybean milk.
39. jiaozi in bud, avocado eggs, winter melon and cordyceps soup, banana milkshake.
40. Do you still remember chatting with you until late at night every night, worrying that your body would get up early to buy breakfast every day and skip class early after school to wait for you to go home together?
I have a good friend. He asked no one, no one to accompany me for a morning run, no one to accompany me for breakfast, no one to play with me, no one to accompany me to work, no one to accompany me. ...
42. Have breakfast with xx today. This is the first time for me to go out for breakfast in two years. Sweet soybean milk is delicious!
43. I didn't wake up to stretch until now. I seem to be looking forward to this weekend. At least I'm hungry now. I really want to have a big breakfast and enjoy this leisurely time.
44. Like is love at first sight, and love is a long stream.
I didn't have breakfast on Wednesday morning. When I run between classes, my stomach hurts. Do you know how much I miss you and care about me?
46. I got up when the sun rose. I am a biscuit on the earth.
47. When you come to the hospital with a stomachache, you must drink soup, eat eggs and love breakfast.
48. I hope you can hold me when I go home. I want to have breakfast with you every morning and walk on the beach holding your hand.
49. Every Chinese New Year breakfast is chicken soup!
50. On the first morning after the holiday, the best way to wake up is an "exciting breakfast"!
5 1. I need someone who gets up every morning to have breakfast with me.
52. Eating breakfast is very important, and eating a good breakfast is even more important! You can work happily.
53. I got into the habit of staying in bed when I was together, and I always wanted to stay with you for a while. After getting up, eat the breakfast you prepared, wear your ironed clothes, and most importantly, remember to hug you before going out. I always stepped on the clock to go to work in those days, and I was easy to be late if I was not careful.
54. Gather the first sunshine in the morning on your face, collect the first breeze blowing in your heart in the morning, and send the first blessing today to your mobile phone. Wish you all the best!
55.- You say you love me, but you bring her breakfast every morning.
56. This is a new day. Stay under the covers and have breakfast.
57. I wake up every morning and find myself lying on you again. You shouted that I was too heavy. I slap you in the face and drive you to make breakfast. You don't think I'm a good wife and mother.
58. If you want to sleep again every day, you should get up and have breakfast on time. Although the symptoms of vomiting have not improved, breakfast is very important and must be eaten.
59. The next class delivers breakfast.
60. Good morning, another hard and beautiful day! Breakfast is very important, be sure to remember to eat breakfast!
The summer of 2023 is here, and it's time to eat supper.
The summer of 2023 is here, and it's time to eat supper. 1. I swore a hundred times that I would never eat dinner again. As a result, I have been eating out with this for several days until dawn.
2. I want to eat thirteen fragrant crayfish! Crazy about crayfish! Every pore says I want to eat crayfish!
In this season, drinking beer, eating mutton skewers and eating crayfish have become delicious on the tip of neighbors' tongues. Especially crayfish, people can't stop, and the more they eat, the more enjoyable they are.
At the thought of the college entrance examination, the whole person is full of blood.
My favorite thing is not to eat lobster together, but to be with the people I love.
6. They are wearing armor, and their blue transparent heads are inlaid with two small beige eyes.
7. Stay up late to eat midnight snack and start to lose fat tomorrow!
8. Don't ask me what I want at night, except for a midnight snack.
9. After so many days off, I eat midnight snack at this time every day and continue to gain weight.
10. Because food has its own characteristics, it has a unique taste.
1 1. Girls are not afraid of being fat. Now they feel guilty about eating dinner.
12. Eat delicious lobster and find dad Amy.
13. Working overtime late at night is just to give yourself a reason to eat midnight snack.
14. It's raining. I only wear sweaters and go out to eat snacks. I'm crazy.
15. I was dragged out to eat crayfish while watching movies in the rain at night. It should have been very unpleasant, but now it is very balanced.
16. Lobster holds two big pliers, like two big scissors, and its mouth is very sharp.
17. Either eating lobster or on the way to eat lobster.
18. I like crayfish very much. I feel that crayfish is really delicious.
19. After one month's certification, I am a person who needs to eat midnight snack to gain weight. Eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more.
20. People who lose weight really want to eat crayfish. Never mind, let's eat first.
The summer of 2023 is here, and it's time to eat supper. 2 1. Please go to Nong's house and bring it to you. Take off your coat.
22. Starting today, don't eat supper! It's terrible to gain a kilo a day.
23. I was so hungry that I went downstairs to rummage through the refrigerator for dinner. I went back to sleep immediately after eating, and I didn't feel guilty at all.
24. Life should be so spicy. Your life is spicy crayfish, let delicious food flow on the tip of your tongue.
25. In summer, I will eat crayfish. Don't talk to me, all I have in mind is.
26. Deep love and affection are all in the spicy crayfish.
27. Crayfish, delicious, I hope you and I can share it!
28. It's almost the season to eat crayfish. I can only drool at last year's picture. When will you leave me and become independent?
29. Dad, Amy, enjoy the shrimp.
30. Run around all day and insist on being a happy crayfish.
3 1. I really hate this kind of person who likes to drink and eat midnight snack, and finally know the reason why I can't find a boyfriend.
32. Come with me, chicken wings, that's enough.
33. Lobster's head is very big, accounting for half of its body. There are two big tentacles on the top of the head, sliding gently on the water.
34. In the evening, the mobile phone becomes strange, with the smell of barbecue, crayfish and midnight snack.
35. Crayfish is delicious. Today, not only cucumber but also konjac was added. Tut tut, delicious on earth!
36. You have gained weight again. You can't eat midnight snack any more.
37. Spicy crayfish cannot be copied.
38. I really want to eat spicy crayfish that are peeled and strung.
39. Eat crayfish at two o'clock in the morning and feel that you should slap yourself when you sleep.
40. Lobsters swim around in the water, waving pliers of different sizes, and everyone plays together.
The summer of 2023 is the time to eat supper. My brother and sister-in-law are taking me to eat lobster! Happy to jump three feet high, there is nothing a lobster can't solve.
42. I like lobster so much that I should be the lobster queen in my last life.
43. If you can't find a summer job, why don't you set up a stall for dinner and yell at the barbecue stall opposite? ...
44. Just a bite. How fat can you be?
Lobster has a pair of big pliers, which are "weapons" for predation and self-defense.
46. How delicious life is depends on spicy crayfish.
47. Eat crayfish at two in the morning. I think I should slap myself after sleeping.
48. As the saying goes, muddling along will be paid off sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.
49. Join hands to share spicy fresh crayfish. If you love her, buy it for her.
50. Warm sunshine and beautiful starry sky ended in a midnight snack.
5 1. I want to eat supper, barbecue hamburgers, grab pancakes, pancakes, fruits and instant noodles at this time of day.
52. Eating lobster three times in meditation won't make you fat. Eating lobster won't make you fat.
53. Lonely again. No one will accompany me to eat crayfish in the middle of the night.
54. Travel must-have supper barbecue, full of meaning! Everyone is delicious!
55. Summer is coming! Crayfish is in urgent need of life extension! Xia Nan Beiyang's signature Xia Nan Storm is delicious! Thirteen incense is also delicious!
56. It's too difficult to earn money. Finally, I earned dozens of dollars. I ate my own midnight snack.
57. Spicy crayfish are thriving and delicious.
58. I am very greedy when I look at pictures of others eating crayfish. I placed an order for allergic tuberculosis regardless of my face, which may be more important for me to eat.
59. It's nice to meet three or five friends, set up a food stall and eat crayfish together in the summer night.
60. Guilt will decrease.
The mood sentence of girls eating ice cream in summer.
The mood sentence of girls eating ice cream in summer (I) 1. I went to dream of eating ice cream cake and hot pot last night. What would I do in the dream of eating that night?
I want to eat ice cream, go shopping, travel, sleep, earn more money, buy a new mobile phone, drink some wine, sing and have a cup of coffee.
It's too hot, I just want to sleep on my stomach! Play with chicken on your stomach! Eat ice cream on your stomach! Lie down and tease the cat! I just want to lie down anyway!
4. Full Wifi+ cool air conditioning+long vacation+endless ice cream
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