A cold joke about the past

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like a sweet potato and fell down while walking.

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like an airplane. He walked and flew.

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like chocolate and ate while walking.

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like a light bulb and lit up when he walked.

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like a telephone. He was beaten while walking.

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like a telephone number and was pressed while walking.

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like a cigarette and was smoked when he walked.

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like a cucumber and was photographed while walking.

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like a hotline and was beaten when he went out.

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like a kite and was blown away by the wind while walking.

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like cotton candy. Walking, he suddenly felt his legs were so soft.

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like a bicycle. One day, he was standing on the road and was rode away.

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like a mobile phone and was stolen while walking.

Once upon a time there was a man who looked like an onion and cried when he walked.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Shi who was washed away by the water when he was walking.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Yu who was hungry when he walked, so he ate by himself.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Xiaohua who was picked while walking.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Coke who was drunk while walking.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Cai Xiao who was taken away while walking.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Cai Xiao who was left to rot overnight ~ ~

Once upon a time, there was a man named Chen Shui. Walking, suddenly someone said to him: you owe me a beating ~

Once upon a time, there was a matchstick. Its head tickled and it burned itself to death.

Once upon a time, a matchstick went to the hospital to hold down the wound, and it became a cotton swab.

Once upon a time, there were three shrimps in the pond, hahaha.

Once upon a time, one night, there was a frog and two shrimps in the pond. Wow, ha ha ha.

Once upon a time, a cotton candy went to play with a ball for a long time. He said, I'm so tired. I think I'm getting soft!

Once upon a time, there was a lamb. One day, he went out to play and met a wolf. The wolf said: I want to eat you! ! Guess what? As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.

Once upon a time, a bird passed by a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in that cornfield and all the corn turned into popcorn. The bird thought it was snowing and froze to death.

Once upon a time, there was a piece of bread walking in the street. It felt hungry and ate itself. ...

Once upon a time, there was a glass of beer walking in the street. It felt thirsty, so it drank it by itself …

Once upon a time, there was a virgin walking in the street. She felt tired and fell asleep.

Once upon a time, a steamed bread walked in the street and ate a meatball, which turned into steamed bread.

Once upon a time, an egg went to a teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg.

Once upon a time, there was a eunuch walking. ...................................................................................................................................................................

Once upon a time, something happened to a red bean cake. She said the last words before she died: ... Ah! So I'm a bean paste packer!

Once upon a time, a horse walked into a bar, sat down at the bar and asked the waiter for a glass of wine. The waiter said, your face is so long …

Once upon a time, a duck named Xiao Huang was hit by a car while walking on the road. He shouted "Ga Ga" and turned into a cucumber.

Once upon a time, there was a child, walking on the road, stepping on a lemon, and then his feet were sore.

Once upon a time, there were two bananas walking on the road. The banana in front suddenly felt so hot that the skin was peeled off. As a result, the banana in the back fell down.

Once upon a time, there was a stone fighting with rice cakes. When he was angry, he kicked the rice cake into the sea.

Once upon a time, there were two tomatoes crossing the road. One of them could not avoid being crushed by a car. Another tomato pointed to the squashed tomato and laughed: dig hahaha ~ ketchup ...

Once upon a time, a medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met in the street without saying hello, because neither of them was familiar.

Once upon a time, a joke walked into the refrigerator. Someone asked him why, and he said, I want to be a cold joke. ...

Once upon a time, a trap was crossing the road and was accidentally killed by a truck. When he died, he looked at his body and said, I stuffed bean paste, not meat.

Once upon a time, a female ghost farted and died.

Once upon a time, there was an earthworm walking on the road. Walking, he suddenly said, why can't I find my leg?

Once upon a time, there was a peach walking on the road. As she walked, she suddenly said, my heart is so hard!

Once upon a time, there was a walnut walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, how thick-skinned I am!

Once upon a time, there was a coke can walking on the road, and I felt very bored. Walking and suddenly saying, I'm so coke!

Once upon a time, there was a heater walking on the road to help passers-by. Walking, he suddenly said, I am so enthusiastic!

Once upon a time, there was a key on the road, and suddenly he said, I am Qu Yuan! I'll look up and down for that lock!

Once upon a time, an electric meter was walking on the road and suddenly said, I am a scholar! Look for him in the crowd!

A long time ago, a tadpole was walking on the road and met another tadpole. As he walked, he suddenly said, we are not QQ!

Once upon a time, a hawthorn got married and walked on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, my face is so red!

Once upon a time, a divorced hawthorn was walking on the road and suddenly said, my heart is so sour!

Once upon a time, there was a lighter walking on the road. Walking, I suddenly said that my stomach was full of gas and I wanted to get angry!

Once upon a time, a cockroach was walking on the road and suddenly said, I am strong!

Once upon a time, there was a thimble walking on the road. Walking, he suddenly said, Oh, my God!

Once upon a time, an ice cream was walking on the road and suddenly said, I'm cold!

Once upon a time, a spider was walking on the road and suddenly said, I still want to surf the Internet!

Once upon a time, there was a fish walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, I like diving every day!

Once upon a time, there was a Guan Yu walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, I rode thousands of miles alone!

A long time ago, an eagle was walking on the road and met a bear. Walking, he suddenly said, we are playing with eagles and bears!

Once upon a time, there was a compass walking on the road. As I walked, I suddenly said, why can't I find the north?