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Hippo writes a composition in the first grade.
He eats a lot of snacks every day, including potato chips, sausages and biscuits ... his favorite is candy. One day, Dazui just peeled a candy and was about to chew it with his teeth when Dazui shouted, "Ouch!" " "It turned out that the big mouth teeth were eaten by insects.
"Oh, I have a toothache! Damn it, I don't believe I can't make sugar. " Big mouth ate another candy.
Just finished eating, his mouth shouted again, "Damn aphids, I can't eat sugar. Hum, I won't eat! " At noon, it's time for Dazui to have lunch.
Today, Mama Mouth specially made her favorite shredded potatoes in vinegar. Mouth just put a handful of shredded potatoes in his mouth when his toothache broke out again.
Big mouth covering her mouth, said painfully: "Ouch, my tooth hurts!" " "Mother said angrily with her mouth open." You are a child who usually asks you to eat so much polysaccharide. It's okay now. You have cavities. "So Mouth had to go to the dentist.
That terrible clip pulled out that damn tooth decay. Big mouth can finally eat happily.
After this lesson, Dazui vowed never to eat that kind of polysaccharide again. Although sugar is delicious, you can't eat too much. Watch out for cavities like a big mouth.
Grade 3: Wang Zhaoying.
The flying hippo looked at the picture and wrote a composition. Just as everyone was talking about it, the announcer hippo's voice suddenly sounded on the radio: "The game is about to start, please take your seats at once."
This sentence immediately calmed the animals that were still chirping. The animal athletes slowly returned to the runway and set their starting positions.
Then came the voice of the referee: "Get ready to run!" The starting gun is the command. The players rushed out one by one like arrows.
At first, the horse was far ahead, but the "latecomers came to the fore" and the rabbit grabbed his "throne". The competition in front is fierce, and the people behind are not to be outdone.
The penultimate kitten suddenly fell on the ground and flew over the dog's head. No matter how the dog's body shakes, the cat always stands on the dog's head and stands motionless on it.
Another leap! It doesn't matter if you don't jump, it will kill the cat! This time, it jumped from the dog's head to the horse. The horse was so bumpy that the cat had arrived and had to hold the ponytail to avoid falling.
Reluctantly climbed up, but the horse seemed to perceive something and stumbled. The cat took the opportunity to fly in front of the rabbit and ranked first for the time being. But due to lack of endurance, he fell behind again.
At this time, the horse suddenly exerted its strength and caught up with the rabbit. The ducks and dogs behind also took the opportunity to overtake the cat.
The rabbit was caught up, and he was extremely unhappy and angry. But on second thought, I definitely can't play hardball. You must overcome it.
So, she really surpassed the horse with the cat method. In the end, the rabbit won the championship, the horse came second, and the dog narrowly won the third.
The five of them took a photo together and said, "We will work harder next time!" " " .
3. Write more than 200 words about hippos. Hippo's big mouth is a notorious glutton.
He eats a lot of snacks every day, including potato chips, sausages and biscuits ... his favorite is candy. One day, Dazui just peeled a candy and was about to chew it with his teeth when Dazui shouted, "Ouch!" " "It turned out that the big mouth teeth were eaten by insects.
"Oh, I have a toothache! Damn it, I don't believe I can't make sugar. " Big mouth ate another candy.
Just finished eating, his mouth shouted again, "Damn aphids, I can't eat sugar. Hum, I won't eat! " At noon, it's time for Dazui to have lunch.
Today, Mama Mouth specially made her favorite shredded potatoes in vinegar. Mouth just put a handful of shredded potatoes in his mouth when his toothache broke out again.
Big mouth covering her mouth, said painfully: "Ouch, my tooth hurts!" " "Mother said angrily with her mouth open." You are a child who usually asks you to eat so much polysaccharide. It's okay now. You have cavities. "So Mouth had to go to the dentist.
That terrible clip pulled out that damn tooth decay. Big mouth can finally eat happily.
After this lesson, Dazui vowed never to eat that kind of polysaccharide again. Although sugar is delicious, you can't eat too much. Watch out for cavities like a big mouth.
Grade 3: Wang Zhaoying.
4. The little hippo cuts the hair of the little hedgehog. Look at the pictures and write the words. The hedgehog in grade one loves beauty. One day, he thought his hair was too ugly and decided to have a perm.
He goes to the barber shop by bus. Open the door, "Welcome!" Miss Hema said, "What hairstyle do you want to cut?" The hedgehog said, "I want a beautiful perm." Miss hippo said, "OK." She picked up a hair dryer, scissors and a comb to get the hedgehog up. After the hedgehog put down his fur, he felt that he was so beautiful, thanked him and went back.
On the way, I saw the red fox rushing over. The little hedgehog huddled up and said, "Red fox, come quickly!" " I can stab you to death. "The red fox was not afraid at all and said," That hot-haired hedgehog tried to poke me, gnome male-"! "The red fox rushed over and swallowed the little hedgehog. Hedgehog can't regret it.
The news reached the ears of other hedgehogs, who never dared to perm their hair again.
5. Little hippo's dream is to write a short essay of about 100 words. I hope to adopt O(∩_∩)O~~ A hippo and its good friends can play games freely on the lawn. A flock of geese are flying in the sky. The hippo saw it and said, "Wild geese can fly in the sky. Why can't I fly? I also want to fly in the sky. "
The friend laughed at the hippo and said; "As fat as you are; How can such a heavy body fly in the sky? " Say that finish, go home.
The hippo went home and asked his mother. "Mom, why can't we fly in the sky like geese?" Mother replied, "silly child, how can we fly in the sky without wings?"
So the little hippo made himself a pair of wings. He flapped his wings and flew. As a result, he didn't fly long before he fell. The hippo sat on the ground and thought, everyone has his own characteristics. Wild geese can fly in the sky, but they can't swim in the water. Although I can't fly, I can live in water! We can't imitate others numbly
6. Hippos can fly. How to write "Look!"
With the thunderous cry
Everyone looked at the sky in unison.
One finger strokes "Wow ~ There is a big hippo floating in the sky! ! ! "Breaking the silence of the sky, everyone shouted loudly, as if they had come to a dream world.
"More than one wow ~ ~"
Someone cried excitedly again.
Sure enough, several beautiful hippos floated from the other side of the sky, some lying down, some lying down, some opening their mouths, and some staring. It's really fun ~ ~
It seems that the sudden heavy rain just now didn't wash away the children's interest in outing, but made everyone more nostalgic for this green grass and blue sky ~ Suddenly a plane broke through the clouds and dispersed the flying hippos, our cutest uncle of the People's Liberation Army. The students raised their right hands and solemnly gave them a military salute, paying them the highest respect! A flying hippo is actually formed by a cloud that has just rained. The whole article did not make an obvious introduction, but only indirectly told everyone what we were doing, but we could realize the artistic conception from the article and finally get sublimation. Hehe ~ ~)
7. One day, the hippo felt sick and weak, so he lay in bed and rested.
Zhi Zhi came to Hema's house. Seeing the hippo lying in bed, he asked, "What's the matter with you?" The hippo said, "I am sick."
Zhi Zhi touched the hippo's forehead and said, "Ah! You have a fever. Hurry to the hospital. "
The hippo said, "Alas, I can't walk!" " "Branches patted his forehead and wanted to think. I found a lot of friends and pulled a scooter.
They managed to get the hippo on the scooter. They pulled hard.
Zhi Zhi also shouted with a small red flag: "Hey! Hey! " So they pulled together in Qixin, but the scooter pointed at them and did not move. Suddenly.
The hippo sneezed and the scooter ran two meters at once. Zhi Zhi thought for a moment and said, "As long as the hippo keeps sneezing, it can go to the hospital.
Zhi Zhi put his tail in the hippo's nose. The scooter began to travel fast.
Zhi Zhi said, "Ha ha! A jet scooter. " After a while, I arrived at the hospital. "
The hippo was cured by the doctor. It is very small. The mouse branch said, "thank you!" " " .
Please help me find a composition about animals, preferably about 500 words about hippos. When we walked into the zoo laughing and laughing, we were immediately attracted by the hippo, the "water monster" in the garden. It first lay quietly in the water, revealing only two small ears and a small taupe back. Seen from a distance. Like a beach in the water, or a protruding island, and then, bang, a hippo landed! Boy, the water in the pool has receded 1 many feet!
Look at it again, covered with water droplets, covered with a thick and rough taupe "coat", two small ears and a pair of thin eyes and its huge feet-actually four short and thick hooves! We all laughed at it, but it didn't care. As he staggered towards the iron fence, he shook his two small ears to greet the tourists, and stared at it from time to time inexplicably, as if to say, "Hmm! Why do you always look at me? Am I not beautiful? "
Look at its silly appearance. It's both funny and ridiculous. Really "extraordinary"!
9. How does the hippo cross the river? How to write a composition about animals and the time spent with hippos?
I finally came to the zoo. I must see enough.
When we entered the clouds with the laughter of happy people, we were immediately attracted by the "water monster" in the garden-hippo, which just lay quietly in the water, revealing only two small ears and a small taupe back; From a distance, it looks like a beach or a protruding island in the water. Then, just listen to "wow-"and the hippo goes ashore! Boy, the water level in the swimming pool has dropped by more than a foot. Look at it again, it is covered with water drops and covered with a thick and rough gray "skin". Two small ears and a pair of thin eyes are in sharp contrast with its huge body. It's really hard to imagine the feet that support its huge body-four short and thick little hooves! We all laughed at it, but it didn't care. When it staggered towards the iron fence, it shook two small flowers to pay tribute to Rong Rong. It has been staring at this and that inexplicably, as if to say, "hmm! Why do they always look at me? Is it because I am not outstanding enough? " Look at it.
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