Seek the most difficult and funny brain teaser and answer in the world.

What will Kirin become when it reaches the North Pole?

Answer: Ice Kirin.

(ice cream)

Who runs fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Because "Speak of the devil and he will come."

1 ~ 9, which is the laziest and the most diligent?

1 laziest, 2 most diligent.

Do one thing and never stop.

White plus white =?

little white rabbit

(2)

What line do orangutans like least?

Parallel lines do not intersect.

(banana)

What flower is the weakest?

Molly. This is a beautiful jasmine flower.

(powerless)

Why is the mouse in the cartoon Tom and Jerry better than the cat?

A: This mouse must have eaten spinach. (Popeye blood splashes five steps ...)

Because this cartoon was written by a mouse. (Cat blood splashes five steps ...)

What animal did you kill but left your blood? Answer: mosquitoes

Why do healthy couples give birth to offspring without eyes?

Rooster couples can lay eggs, hehe.

The hotter the weather, what climbs higher?

thermometer

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye?

Answer: He is aiming.

Under what circumstances do people tear their hair?

Answer: Cremation

What is the fastest way to turn ice into water?

Remove two points of ice.

Zhao Benshan's NBA brain teasers.

Zhao Benshan "It's getting late, there are many people, and you are not young. This IQ is to be tested! "

Gao Xiumin: "There are not many swindlers during the Spring Festival. Last year, I sold a car this year. This kind of life in America is quite good. I toss these idiots! "

Zhao Benshan "No.1 Iverson, please listen to the question. Say you have an illegitimate child who just turned 6 this year. He has never seen you before. Now you take a large group of people to see him, and he suddenly jumps into your arms and calls you dad. What is this? "

Iverson was shocked and thought that all China knew I had an illegitimate child? "Because he has seen my photos!"

Zhao Benshan "wrong! Because you brought a group of women, you are a man! "

"Duncan, please listen to Gao Xiumin's question. John is the son of the referee, but he never calls him the father of the referee. Why? "

Duncan "because John is also an illegitimate child, he can't name it."

Zhao Benshan "wrong! Please ask the guest Rodman to answer the correct answer! "

Rodman replied, "His name is the referee's mother. That referee is a woman. One year, she called me a technical foul and I touched her ass ... "(Si Kang quickly said to the photographer," Don't broadcast this paragraph! " )

Zhao Benshan "No.3 Kobe, please listen to the question. It is said that the Wizards played against the Lakers, Jordan dribbled, you defended the third road, and O 'Neill defended the third road, but Jordan passed! How did he get there? "

Kobe smiled. "I think Jordan is old, old, how can I get along with him? Of course, he fainted! "

(Jordan grins on the big screen)

Gao Xiumin "correct answer plus ten points! No wonder you got married so early! "

Zhao Benshan "No.4 Malone, please look at the big screen. On the big screen is the Warring States Jazz King. Malone elbowed Webber with blood all over his face. ) Excuse me: Which hurts, the left elbow hitting the head or the right elbow hitting the head? "

Malone waved his right arm. "Of course my right elbow hurts!"

"Wrong!" The audience Weber replied: "It's a headache! I have a headache! "

Gao Xiumin: "Number five is Kidd. He drives very fast. He said that one day when you were driving through a narrow lane, a car came right in front of you and you were about to hit it. You both stopped at the same time. There is no moon in the sky at this time, and the lights and street lamps are broken. How did you see that? "

Kidd blinked. "Because in the daytime! There is the sun in the sky! "

Zhao Benshan "deserves to be a point guard. Just answer this question! Nice to meet you, my brother. Can you give me a little tip? You reported your ticket when you came! "

"O 'Neill six, please listen to Gao Xiumin's question. Zhao Benshan has three brothers. The first one is called a fool, the second one is called a fool, and the third one is called a fool. "

"Three fools!" O 'Neill grinned.

Zhao Benshan "wrong! The third name is Zhao Benshan! I am an old man! " Everyone laughed, but O 'Neill didn't understand and looked confused.

Zhao Benshan "King No.7". The villagers were all in tears when they saw the villagers. China has a high IQ, arachis duranensis. Please listen to the question. It is said that there are two astronauts, one is a heavy smoker and the other is an alcoholic. They will go to space for a one-year investigation. Smokers brought ten cartons of cigarettes and alcoholics brought ten cases of wine. A year later, the two men got off the spaceship. The drunk is slightly drunk and looks satisfied, while the smoker looks depressed. Why? "

Wang clapped his hands and said with a smile, "He forgot his lamp!"

At this time, O' Neill shouted: "I finally understand why the third child is called Zhao Benshan!" Scofield quickly pulled O 'Neill out. "Don't be a disgrace here. I won't bring you here in the future! " )

After the party, O 'Neill has been moping about the humiliation at the party. Back to the Lakers club, I happened to meet Fei Shuai. O 'Neill hurriedly took Fei Shuai's hand. "Fei Shuai, I'll give you a brain teaser. My father has three sons, the eldest is called a big fool, the second is called a second fool, and the third is called what? "

Fei Shuai "Your father's name is really strange, but it's right! If you think I am handsome and smart, you can't ask me this question! Presumably this third child is O 'Neill! "

"no!" O 'Neill shouted, "The third name is Zhao Benshan!"

Super brain teaser

Super brain teaser

Q 1 evening 12 o'clock?

Cramming → because cramming at zero hour.

Q2 Grandpa, Dad and Brother, who will cry after listening to mom?

Grandpa → Because every night I think of my mother's words, my tears are shining. .......

Q3 Which river is the most insidious?

Rhine-Rhine

Q4 Why aren't temples built in the southern hemisphere?

Because there is no Amitabha in the south.

Q5 has a pair of conjoined twin sisters. One is Mary. What's the other one?

Monroe → Because of Marilyn Monroe (even)

Q6 What is effortless and comfortable to type?

doze off

Q7 What is not illegal to steal?

laugh to oneself

Q8. Mayflower and Lily have never had children?

Mayflower → Because Mayflower toilet paper (unborn)

Q9 Which cartoon character is the fattest?

Peter Pan → Because of Fat (Flying) and Fat Peter Pan.

Q 10 Who whistles while brushing their teeth?

People with false teeth

Q 1 1 Xiaoming economist cut the wall to draw light, why was he killed?

Isolation is a beauty's bathroom.

Q 12 What method can I use to find the lost thumbtack immediately?

Bare feet

Q 13 What kind of writing is the most profitable?

Write a blackmail letter

Q 14 who was the first person to be called up to endorse, the cat, the dog or the chicken?

Puppy → Because Wang Wang Xianbei (back first)

A man followed two nuns.

There are two nuns, one is called a math nun and the other is called a logic nun. It's dark now, but they are still a long way from the monastery.

Math: Have you noticed that there is a man who has been following us for 38 minutes and 30 seconds? I wonder what he wants to do.

Logic: That makes sense. He wants to invade us.

Math: Oh, my God! At this rate, he will catch up with us in fifteen minutes. What should we do?

Logic: Of course, the only reasonable way is to walk faster.

Math: It seems useless!

Logic: of course it's useless. That man walks faster and faster reasonably.

Math: So what should we do? At this rate, he will catch up with us in a minute.

Logic: The only reasonable way is for us to split up and go that way, and I'll go this way. He can't catch both.

Men continue to follow Luo Ji elder sister.

The math nun arrived at the monastery safely, but she was worried that something would happen to Sister Logic, and then she saw Sister Logic enter the door.

Math: Sister Logic, you are back at last! Thank god! Tell me what happened.

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. The man couldn't follow them both at the same time, so he followed me.

Math: Yes, yes, but what happened later?

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. I ran like hell, and he chased like hell.

Math: Then what?

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. He caught me.

Math: Oh, my God! then what

Logic: I did the only reasonable thing, pulling up my skirt.

Math: Oh, my God, Sister Logic! What about that guy?

Logic: He did the only reasonable thing. He took off his trousers.

Math: Oh, my God! What happened afterwards?

Logic: Is it unreasonable? A math nun, a nun who pulls up her skirt, must run much faster than a man who pulls down his pants! ! !

How they were killed!

Four tourists from Taiwan Province Province are traveling in Japan. It's time for lunch They walked into a Japanese sushi restaurant.

These four tourists don't know much about Japanese, but they are gesticulating with spoken English. They had enough food and drink, and finally they were full.

Belly, is preparing to check out, a big accident happened:

A said, "it should be ok to pay in English!" Hi, Bill. Please! "

The boss bowed: "hay, bear (beer)."

So I sent four bottles of beer.

B said, let me say, how much is it?

The boss blushed: Hay, Ha-Ma-Chi (red bug)!

Send four red bugs in a row.

C stood up quickly: listen to me. In Japanese, checkout should be I-ku-ra, yes, I-ku-ra!

The boss shouted happily to the kitchen: I-ku-ra (salmon egg)!

Immediately, four plates of salmon eggs were sent to the table, and C roared: # # Mom!

The boss smiled and bowed 90 degrees: hay, hay, Carney double (sturgeon double)!

D finally couldn't help it: bitch!

The boss stands at attention: Yuxi, Sanma (saury)!

Four tourists collapsed in a chair together.

Finally, the bill came, and the price was predictably expensive.

C In the words of Taiwan Province Province: Bargain!

The boss was surprised but couldn't hide his happy mood: Hay, Sha-ke (salmon)!

In this way, four servings of salmon are on the table again.

It is said that these four tourists are still ordering food in Japan and can't come back. ......