Successful people tell jokes.

5 stories that successful people must read.

1, the situation is different.

A pig, a sheep and a cow are kept in the same corral. Once, the shepherd caught the pig, and he shouted loudly and resisted fiercely. Sheep and cows hate its howling, so they say, "He often catches us, and we don't bark." The pig replied, "catching you and catching me are two different things." He only wants your hair and milk, but it's killing him to catch me! " "

It is difficult for people with different positions and different environments to understand each other's feelings; Therefore, we should not gloat over the setbacks, setbacks and pains of others, but should have a feeling of care and understanding. Have a tolerant heart!

Step 2 independently

The little snail asked his mother: Why do we have to bear this hard and heavy shell when we are born?

Mom: Because our bodies have no bones to support, we can only climb, but we can't climb fast. So we need the protection of this shell!

Snail: Sister Caterpillar has no bones and can't climb fast. Why doesn't she have to carry this hard and heavy shell?

Mom: Because sister caterpillar can become a butterfly, the sky will protect her.

Snail: but brother earthworm can't climb fast without bones, and he won't become a butterfly. Why doesn't he carry this hard and heavy shell?

Mom: Because Brother Earthworm can drill soil, the earth will protect him.

The little snail began to cry: we are so poor that the sky is unprotected and the land is unprotected.

Mother snail comforted him: so we have shells! We don't rely on the sky, we don't rely on the ground, we rely on ourselves.

3. sharks and fish

Someone once did an experiment, putting the fiercest shark and a group of tropical fish in the same pool, and then separating them with tempered glass. At first, sharks kept hitting the invisible glass every day, but in vain. It can never cross the other side. The experimenter puts some crucian carp in the pool every day, so the shark is not short of prey, but it still wants to try the delicious taste on the other side. It still keeps hitting the glass every day. It tried every corner and tried its best every time, but it was always scarred. Several times, it was bleeding and lasted for several days. Whenever the glass breaks, the experimenter immediately adds thicker glass.

Later, sharks stopped hitting the glass and paying attention to colorful tropical fish, as if they were just moving the murals on the wall. It began to wait for the crucian carp that appeared every day, and then hunted with its agile instinct, as if it had returned to the sea, but all this was just an illusion. At the last stage of the experiment, the experimenter took the glass away, but the shark didn't respond. Swimming in a fixed area every day, it not only turns a blind eye to those tropical fish, but even when those crucian carp escape there, it immediately gives up chasing, indicating that it never wants to go there again. The experiment was over, and the experimenter laughed at it as the most cowardly fish in the sea. But people who have been lovelorn know why, and they are afraid of pain.

4. Miracles

In a remote town in France, it is said that there is a particularly effective spring, and miracles often occur, which can cure various diseases. One day, a veteran who was on crutches and lost a leg limped across the street in the town. The villagers nearby gave a sympathetic kiss back and said, "Poor guy, is he going to pray to God for another leg?" This sentence was heard by veterans. He turned to them and said, "I don't want to ask God for a new leg, but I want to ask him to help me so that I can know how to live without one."

Imagine: learn to be grateful for the lost and accept the lost fact. Regardless of the gains and losses of life, always make your life full of brightness and brilliance, stop crying for the past and work hard for a high live life.

5. fishing rod

An old man is fishing by the river. A child walked by to watch him go fishing. The old man is very skilled, so he soon caught a basket full of fish. The old man thinks the child is cute and wants to give him the whole basket of fish. The child shook his head. The old man asked in surprise, "Why not?" The child replied, "I want the fishing rod in your hand." The old man asked, "What do you need a fishing rod for?" The child said, "This basket of fish will be finished soon. If I have a fishing rod, I can fish by myself and eat it for a lifetime. "

I think you will say: What a clever boy. Wrong. If he only wants a fishing rod, he can't eat any fish. Because he doesn't know the fishing skills, it's useless to have a fishing rod, because the fishing rod is not important, and in fishing skills, too many people think that if they have a fishing rod on the road, they will no longer be afraid of the wind and rain on the road and will inevitably fall on the muddy ground. It's like a child looking at the old man and thinking that as long as there is a fishing rod, there will be endless fish, just like a clerk looking at the boss and thinking that as long as he sits in the office, money will roll in.

Successful people talk about their first jobs as career support for college graduates.

They have no first job to show off, such as dishwashers, truck drivers and rural teachers ... From these ordinary "grass-roots posts", they have led a wonderful life. A few days ago, some writers, entrepreneurs and leading cadres in Xi 'an described their first jobs, hoping to give some enlightenment to college students who are wandering in front of the employment threshold.

Chen: Vice Chairman of Chinese Writers Association.

First occupation: private primary school teacher

Career story: teaching under kerosene lamps

From 65438 to 0962, Chen returned to his hometown after graduating from high school and began his two-year career as a private primary school teacher. From a high school student to a teacher suddenly, he has no idea at all, but it must be good to be a teacher.

In order to teach, young Chen learned pinyin, which most people didn't know at that time, and often sat at the back of the classroom and "learned" from the old teacher. At that time, there was no electricity. Chen lit kerosene lamps every night, learning word by word, how to read and write, and how to make children remember as quickly as possible. That kerosene lamp often lights up late.

Job search advice: you must have a job first.

"College students have just entered the society and are unlikely to find a completely satisfactory job. College students should set up employment outlook before choosing a job. First, they must have a job and adapt to it slowly at work. Maybe they will build up their interest in work, learn more knowledge and lay a good foundation for their future development. "

Zhang: Deputy Secretary-General of the Municipal Government and Director of the Municipal Urban Management Law Enforcement Bureau.

First occupation: rural teacher

Career story: Take the mountain road to fetch water for students every day.

After graduating from high school, Zhang chose to be a teacher in a rural primary school in his hometown, although there were fewer than 80 students here, although his parents and siblings were in Ann.

Water is one of the rarest things in this ravine primary school. In order to let the children have saliva to eat, Zhang has to carry a burden every day and walk for an hour to fetch water in the ravine. Recalling his two and a half years as a teacher, Zhang said, "No matter what you do now, as long as you remember that experience, you won't feel bitter or tired."

Job hunting advice: If you want to do big things, do small things first.

"No matter what job young people do, they should respect their profession and know how to cherish it. To do great things, you must do small things first. "

Jiao Fuyong: Director of Pediatrics, Provincial People's Hospital, and consultant of WHO.

First job: junior doctor.

Career story: I walked in the wind and sand all day on my way home.

After graduating from Xi Medical University, Jiao Fuyong was assigned to Yulin District Hospital. At that time, Yulin was a windy and dusty place, and the winter night was even colder than MINUS 10 degrees, but the young man of this provincial capital university worked in a small primary hospital for twenty years. Often in order to treat the villagers in remote villages in the mountains, he walked all day on the narrow path in the sand.

"Although hard, but still want to thank this profession. There are many cases at the grassroots level, which has given me rich clinical experience, which has greatly helped me improve my medical skills and provided accumulation for my future study. "

Job hunting advice: hone yourself in hard places.

"College graduates should dare to go to the grassroots and go to hard places. Don't be too poor to love the rich, don't wait for employment, strengthen your confidence, take the first step bravely, and constantly hone your will. "

Wang Yimeng: General Manager and Party Secretary of Xi 'an Catering Group

First job: kitchen handyman

Career story: washing dishes meticulously

As soon as Wang Yimeng entered the Western Drinking Group, he was transferred to the restaurant kitchen as a handyman. What impressed Wang Yimeng most was the day when she washed dishes in the restaurant kitchen.

"The restaurant has the most guests at night. Wash more than 300 pieces of tableware (big plates, steamers, etc.) every night. ), but also package pot stickers, transport tobacco and alcohol, and do all kinds of chores. " At that time, Wang Yimeng was 24 years old, with a height of 1 m 8 and a long apron around her chest. It's midnight to bend over to wash dishes. Those tableware are piled higher than a few people, and every big tableware should be meticulous from cleaning to drying, from disinfection to placement. He smiled proudly and said, "I wash dishes better than others!" " "

Job Search Advice: Perseverance

"Perseverance" is my motto. For college students who are looking for jobs. I want to say that no matter what you want to do, as long as you can persist and prove yourself with the most serious attitude, you will definitely be recognized by the people around you! "

Jia: General Manager of Xi Anpengcheng Electromechanical Equipment Co., Ltd.

First job: skilled worker

Career story: pot rice "forces" entrepreneurs.

From 1970 to 1995, Jia was an ordinary worker in an automobile factory, holding an electric welding gun and eating the same pot. "A month to 26 yuan. A person has to bear hardships and support his wife and children. Life is miserable. " Due to institutional reasons, Jia often feels "inadequate". With strong determination and unremitting efforts to change the status quo, he started his own business. At present, the annual output value of enterprises has reached 300 million yuan.

Job advice: don't give up, don't give up.

"First find a relatively fixed job, appropriately reduce the wage standard, and accumulate experience for future hard work. However, we must have a strong desire to change ourselves and the status quo, and we must have a spirit of never giving up and never giving up, so that no matter whether you work for others or start your own business in the future, success will wave to you sooner or later. "

Leon: Chairman of Xi Anlian Lake Taxi Company.

First job: freight driver

Career story: when the big truck was driven, it was 10 year.

Lyon's first job was as a freight driver. "He traveled all over the country, saw great rivers and mountains, and tasted the ups and downs that people didn't know." This ordinary work lasted 10 years. During these ten years, the hard environment has honed his will and cultivated his serious and responsible attitude towards his work. His sense of responsibility and responsibility has become an indispensable and important element for his future development.

Job advice: don't look down on your eyes.

"Now enterprises are short of people and people. Many students have learned a lot of theoretical knowledge, but they can't enter the role for a long time after entering the enterprise. Some students do not even have a solid theoretical foundation, let alone others. At any time, enterprises need useful people and cannot be arrogant. " (Zhang Xiaogang Cheng Zhi) (Source: An Evening News)