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1. I'm unlucky to meet you at the most beautiful age.

I know all the truth, but it is the ancestors who are loved.

Stay with me. I promise to be a good boy.

4. It's annoying to have a face I like, but not me.

The couple have been married for more than 20 years and have never quarreled. The reporter interviewed her husband: How did you do it? The husband replied: On my daughter-in-law's wedding day, the dog yelled at her. She said quietly, this is the first time. After a while, the dog barked at her again. She said that this is the second time. After a while, the dog barked at her! She hacked the dog to death with a kitchen knife. I saw her chop the dog to death, so I yelled at her: You are crazy! My wife looked at me calmly and said, this is the first time. From then on began a happy life.

Please put aside what you are doing and like me first.

7. The life I want, there are flowers on the bed, dogs on the bed and you on the bed.

8. You should take good care of yourself, remember to drink on time, smoke more cigarettes when you feel uncomfortable, stay up late every day, remember to eat more midnight snacks, don't eat breakfast often, and remember to play with your mobile phone when crossing the road.

9. You are still the same, mentally retarded, but I like it.