Classic lines about Stephen Chow.

Stephen Chow,1born on June 22nd, 962, is a comedian, director, screenwriter, producer, producer and producer in China. Let's look at Stephen Chow's classic lines. Welcome to read them for reference.

1, don't think I won't hit you because you are handsome. skill

2. Bai Jingjing: Let you go? You give me a reason not to kill you! Supreme treasure: I was thinking ... give me a reason to kill me first! A Chinese Odyssey

The bullet entered my thigh bone, pressed my aorta and blocked my trigeminal nerve. Now the left brain is paralyzed by hypoxia and the right side is paralyzed. (Tearing pants) Be sure to cut the wound with a knife and take out the bullet.

With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain it to you!

5, the text is not good, martial arts is not good, wake up! I think you'd better go back to being your promising mountain thief! A Chinese Odyssey

6, chickens are also patriotic! Jigong

7. Flying is the flying of Xiao Li's flying knife, and the knife is Xiao Li's flying knife. Domestic Lingling lacquer

8. It's really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I think you are a very emotional and imaginative person. Look at you all over, I know you have no connotation. 92 families have happy events

9. Tang Priest: So being a demon is like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. A Chinese Odyssey

10, Xia Qing: So, do you wander around? Your father Zhou said: that depends on whether it is good or not. Xia Qing said: What if it is good? Zhou said: Then shake him! Ludingji Shenlong religion

1 1. Do I have to tell you the Tathagata's palm? skill

12, if you don't have a dream, what's the difference with salted fish?

13, elder sister, you are not afraid of others laughing at you, or even the dog will faint.

14, my admiration for you is really like a raging river, boundless, and like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding. Duke of Lushan

The earth is dangerous! You'd better go back to mars Shaolin soccer.

16, don't worry! I didn't think you were really anti-Qing righteous men! But in this field, I have to show my true identity. In fact, I am the successor of Condor hero and the master of Dong Fangbubai, and the West failed! Ludingji Shenlong religion

17, one good turn deserves another, and one evil turn deserves another. Justice has reincarnation, and the weather is beautiful. I once caught a dragon and a phoenix by mistake. The emperor caught me today, which is really instructive. My admiration for the emperor is like a raging river and an uncontrollable Yellow River.

18, Wukong, you are naughty again. How can you talk to sister Guanyin like this? A Chinese Odyssey

19, what's big? Brother. What brother? Do you have a sense of public morality? Let's not let our neighbors sleep! I have to work tomorrow. What a scum! skill

20, unhappy, even if you are a fairy, it is useless, happy, even if you can only live for a few days! -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

2 1, then the next question is coming.

22. Face is not given by others, but thrown by yourself. Night of the soul

23, ok! He stuffed it in without thinking. He's a good man on the swing ... I love you! Counting dead grass

24. What did you say? You can tell such a lie? Do you have a conscience? I'm sorry about your parents, right? Is it worthy of this country? Hold a press conference to clarify, or I will skin you, tear your bones and drink your blood!

25, can you be professional! King of comedy.

26. In this way, I am a person with complicated feelings. If a person with complicated feelings only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. Even if you have a person with emotional defects, it's no use.

27. I wanted to use this 10 yuan to study and become a doctor and lawyer, but for the sake of world peace ... alas. skill

28. People only care about how much you do, and never care about how much you say. Therefore, I would rather do it than say it.

29. To be precise, I am an actor. You can call me a walk-on but you can't. Don't put the word "death" in front of me! King of comedy.

30. He is arrogant but kind-hearted. He is low-key, but he is admired by thousands of people. He can use the fire that God gave to mankind to create a super dish called the art of fire. Is he the incarnation of the immortal? Or the Hellscream? No one knows, but what is certain is that everyone gives him a title-God of Food! God of cooking

3 1. Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it? A Chinese Odyssey

32, fluttering: I hate people's mouths broken. Qiu Tian: I don't want to have a broken mouth. Piaopiao: Then why don't you wear more lipstick? Qiu Tian: Then put it on! King of comedy.

33, useless! An excellent person like you, no matter where he uses ginseng tea, is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark. Zero paint

34. I got a job as a researcher in the Central Mental Hospital. ..... Study what? ..... is studying!

35. Fate is really unfair. Why did I lose my hair when I was so handsome? You are so ugly, but don't lose your hair.

36. Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. My real identity is a research monk (student). Shaolin soccer.

37. Da Vinci replied: I am studying! Domestic Lingling lacquer

38. It is our duty as citizens to eliminate violence and keep quiet. It is my own interest to do good deeds and accumulate virtue, so I help the old lady cross the street once a week. If it is a national holiday, I will do it two or three times. Lord of Destruction

39. After beheading the head of a chicken, burning yellow paper, and bleeding for the League, Wei Xiaobao, you are my brother in the Heaven and Earth Society, and temporarily incorporated into Aoki Hall. We have ten commandments, twenty commandments, thirty commandments and eighty commandments. If you break one of them, even if you are my apprentice, you will die by the sword.

40. My admiration for the emperor is like a raging river, and it is like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding.

4 1, seven bleeding is seven bleeding, and death is death. These are two completely different feelings. Don't confuse you. Night of the soul

42. Do you think I don't know what you are thinking? Zhao Wei: Say what, I hate it! Zhou: You can't scare me. I am afraid of everything, so I am not afraid of ghosts! Shaolin soccer.

43. There is nothing wrong with you. It's your parents' problems that have made you like this.

44. Everyone is curious. You three must remember that every day you arrive in the street on time in three shifts to attract the attention of the guests, and the money will naturally roll in. Counting dead grass

45. Da Vinci: I got a job doing research in the Central Mental Hospital. Q: What do you study? Da Vinci replied: I am studying! Domestic Lingling lacquer

46. I didn't expect the lion to roar with a big horn, and my younger brother was willing to give up. skill

47. In the face of setbacks, we should persevere; Faced with difficulties, we must face them; In the face of failure, we must persevere! I believe that if you work hard, be smart and diligent, you will succeed!

48, two girls, have pity on me, my family of six died overnight. I'm infected with 10 consumption. You can buy me.

49. Actually, dancing is not an overnight feat. It is through years of hard work, sweat, tears and indomitable spirit that I have achieved today's achievements. You just saw it. & lt stunt expert >

50. Although you are a passerby, you still have life and soul. King of comedy.

5 1, giving birth to me is a side effect! Don't you like the manufacturing process? Ever-changing star king

Stop it, brother. Look how clean you are. Go in, put on your costume and come back. Look at me, my life is rotten, and my hands are covered with sores. How can you beat me? Flirting Scholar

You can call me a walk-on, but you can't call me a "smelly walk-on"! King of comedy.

At this point, I can't help but express my true identity. In fact, I am the descendant of Condor hero, the master of Dong Fangbubai-the loser of the West! Shenlong religion