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What kind of person is your deskmate?
Do you really miss your deskmate? I never knew I would miss the past so much. Now that I'm in college, there isn't even a classroom in my class. Every class is a mobile classroom. The deskmate is also a roommate with himself, and there is no deskmate at all.
I remember when I was in primary school, my grades were quite good, and I was still a three-good student. There are many naughty boys in our class, and then my deskmate is also a particularly naughty boy. His grades are not good, he doesn't listen carefully in class every day, and he always likes to play tricks on people and talk to others.
At first, I didn't want to talk to him, but gradually, I was attracted by some of his gadgets. In class, I always deserted with him, and later I was always punished by the teacher with him. Once, he brought a rubber snake from home. I'm not afraid of any animals. The only thing I am afraid of is snakes. Then, in class, I was listening carefully. As a result, he took this thing directly and put it on my leg, and I suddenly felt cold.
Then I touched what it was with my hand. As a result, when I saw that it was a snake, I jumped up at once. I'm still in class. Then I screamed, and the teachers and everyone looked at us in unison. I quickly said no, it was nothing, but I didn't sit well myself. It really scared me this time. My primary school life is quite interesting.
When I was in junior high school, my deskmate was a girl. Although our class has changed seats countless times in the past three years, neither of us has changed seats, and we have been sitting together for three years. She is a very quiet girl, very smart and well-behaved. And I have been studying hard and getting good grades. I am still a girl who can cook.
For three years, I was really lucky to have her with me all the way. I have known each other for almost nine years now, and my feelings have always been particularly good. In junior high school, we lived in the same neighborhood. I met her on the first day of school. I caught her in the street and said, are you in class 17? Before she answered me, she said she didn't take her school uniform list. Let me wait for her here, and she will go back to get the list. That's how we met.
We go to school together every day. In order to eat fried potatoes together, we would rather walk home together and do our homework in the community until dark. She has a good personality. I had some emotional problems in the third grade, and no one paid attention to her. She has always been my loyal listener. Always accompany me through that difficult time.
Thank my deskmate, thank you in my life.
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