Nickname daquan boys are funny

A female friend had a flat chest, and her boyfriend joked with her and nicknamed her "microwave oven". But I heard it ended badly.

There is a big brother's only hobby in the dormitory-sleeping! So everyone called him "Leader"!

Occasionally, a colleague who used to be nicknamed "Radish Silk" has been renamed as "684 14 14", which means "Radish Silk".

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My salary is spent every month. My mother calls me Moonlight! ! !

My colleagues all call a player of Guoan team a side leak, and of course everyone can guess the reason.

When I was at school, I joked that a classmate was a "three clones two". Taking the meaning of "boring, shameless and rogue" from the three noes, people are.

One is that human nature is good, and the other is unique.

Going to middle school is for boys who are not 176cm. The most straightforward nickname is: root number 3.

In college, there was a classmate who liked to sleep in class, but he didn't snore loudly when he slept, so everyone called him cannon! "

I have a colleague, because the first letter of her name is F, so we call her F2.

One of my classmates, Zhang, was so fat that he was called "Big Hippo". It took hundreds of millions of years to evolve into "Big Brother Kyle".

The potato turned into "Tuge"—

I had a classmate in high school who would tell dirty jokes, so he was named "Lao Huang".

Later, it developed to not only speak for itself, but also mobilize "underachievers" to tell dirty jokes together, so it was renamed "teaching"

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In high school, our head teacher's surname is Ao, so his nickname is "Ao Bai".

A comrade-in-arms complained that the new mat at home was not good, and it was full of burrs. He pricked his knee and his wife's back. People in the dormitory

Laughing wildly ~ ~ Later, a comrade-in-arms played a joke on him and asked him to go to the podium to show you how to tie it. He smiled and said:

"I want to demonstrate on the moon." Since then, he has been nicknamed "the instructor of the moon".

A girl in high school got a nickname called Tibetan-necked deer with a short neck.

Nicknames of girls in our class.

A girl is white, fat and tender. Her name is Wu Hua.

The girl's face is relatively flat, and her chin is pointed and slightly stretched forward. She is called a shovel.

The girl's face is big, flat, a little black and a little freckled, which is called black sesame cake.

When I was in middle school. My classmates see me as black. There is a prince charming in the class. So ... Gave me a nickname called the dark horse king.

Son. In middle school. My face is red with a black border. The nickname became red-faced Guan Gong.

Our former math teacher was very nice, serious and soft, like cotton wool. Everyone calls him Lao Mian, the representative of his subject.

It is also soft cotton, so Xiaomian is all male.

Once upon a time, the ranking of gg in my class was "Lao", Lao Ping (head), Lao (mother) pig, Lao Lang (Wu Dalang) and Lao.

Blow. . . . . . . . . . . Mm is the word "big", chinemys reevesii (head), big black, big waves,

A university teacher, very fierce, called "machete"; Another teacher, studying abroad, doctor, is very powerful, the question is very strange, and he will scold.

People don't wear dirty words, but they can make you feel chest tightness for several days. This is called "flying knife".

In the office, there are many comrades Wang Xing, and a little comrade ranks sixth, named "Liu Wang". A few days later, two new kings joined, and the little comrade finally ranked.

The eighth trip ~ ~ ~ ~ is hard luck!

Teachers in universities are called "four famous arrests" and "four killers" according to their achievements in cheating in invigilation.

It's not a nickname. It's a real name. In droves Anyone who doesn't understand clearly becomes a dog.

I met a girl whose face is surprisingly peaceful and round. I call her a plate. A classmate, who runs fast, calls him a tortoise, and runs faster than a rabbit.

Let's go A junior high school classmate named Yang Wei felt uncomfortable afterwards and changed his name to "Yang Dawei"

I also have a teacher who teaches pedagogy, saying that as long as you recite more, you will do well in the exam, so we call her Beethoven.

There is a colleague in my unit named Cui Changfu, who is called "whore"

My high school chemistry teacher is very fat ~ ~ ~ We will call her "fertilizer".

In our countryside, we pay attention to giving children cheap names, saying that they are good to feed. In the village, a pair of twin boys have been raised at home.

Broken, the name is cheap enough, but also reasonable enough. The boss is called "P-eye" and the old son is called "No, No" (that is, the sound of playing P)

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My friend's nickname is "Lewinsky" because his surname is Wen and he can drive. If a friend has something to do, call him: Come, driver Wen.

There are ten little people in our university, namely;

Pig intestine, yellow cannon, vat, pottery excrement, careless, Li Dazui, Dong Dajiu, Ding Dadu, Pan Dayan (fart), Yan.

Arrogance, arrogance

There is a classmate in the first grade, with a big head, named: big head; He was transferred the next day. In the third grade, another big head came. After the physiology class,

This time the name is unique: sperm!

Female students in my class eat a lot, nicknamed "62"; Another female classmate likes to make and change boyfriends, and has the elegance of "brother every Monday"

Weigh.

Someone in our dormitory eats steamed bread every day, so everyone calls him the leader of the magic religion. There is also a beggar leader, because he always eats steamed bread and teaches the rest.

Baked cake made of wheat flour

One of my female classmates is called-Zhang Kaifeng (jaw-dropping), so her boyfriend is euphemistically called-(poked) by us.

When I was in college, the computer teacher was an old lady (what a nuisance). Somehow, she likes to wander around in class.

Head, so students named it "poor shake".

My friend has a Romanian name: What time is it? Sneku tore open his underwear in a hurry.

My classmate pp high school accountant, one of the exam topics is counting money. It needs 1. Number 100 0 yuan paper money; Requirement 2. Be a teacher

After taking a few pieces from them, the examinee will order them again. ....

Pp starts the exam ... it takes 1 to complete, and the answer is: report to the teacher, * * * 100 yuan. Then it needs 2...PP will be finished soon, and the answer is:

Report to the teacher, * * * 104 yuan! The whole class burst into laughter%&; % $ & amp* hence the name * mouse *

I have a friend, Ye Lailing, hence the name: Ye Laihuan! ! !

I have a classmate with poor sexual function, so I call him a doctor (erectile collapse)

When we were in high school, there was a boy who took a fancy to the one-millimeter working in the building and stood upstairs every day to look down, but he couldn't help looking.

I am extremely depressed, but I still insist on looking through the autumn water every day, so I got this name:-Wang Zi!

A male political teacher in high school is very abnormal.

We called him an old pervert, and then he always wore a pair of sunglasses, so we called him "tiger".

English teachers in high schools are tall and thin, and men like to wear tight jeans. The crotch is obviously tilted to one side, so are we.

Call him the "outer handle", hehe.

A junior high school boy named Yi Jin is a representative of physics class. Every time the physics teacher calls him "nocturnal emission". The boys in our class laughed hysterically,

I didn't understand what this meant at that time.

My classmate is good at farting and is called an air gun.

There are five students (real names) in our class: Jin Hu, Luna, Fang Shu, Xie Jing and Yang Wei. They described the whole process.

A male classmate, a few years ago, suddenly gained weight. One looks round, the other looks round. His surname is Chen, and we call him Chen Yuanyuan.

My high school chemistry teacher's name is gegewu, and I am a chemistry representative. Naturally, call me A Zi Cat. Too sad. ...

They all call me a "poor student"-sleepy in class.

My colleague is very good at playing computer, and gave him a classic and funny nickname "Cyberfighter".