Great funny homophonic terrier award

Great Funny Homophonic Terrier Award (Part I) 1. Crusty and mud are good friends. One day, Mud went to the rice crust house to make rice crust and asked who you were. Mud says I am mud, and I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.

When I was fourteen, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I don't hate catching cicadas, but I like them a little?

3. Even I don't want it, so what do you want, a meal?

I washed some dates today, which were originally packed together, but they came apart when I washed them. Did you hear that? They parted long ago.

Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white lady feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!

6. I have a group of chickens, and none of them can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?

7. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

8. Why does a person dislike sitting less and less? Because it is easy for a novice to stand (stand back).

9. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

10. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

1 1. You don't even want me. What do you want? Want to die?

12. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

13. You don't even kiss me. Do you kiss the burner?

14. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle could not stop for a while. Her mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.

15. I asked my friends in Chengdu why they love to wear Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said, because if they wear it for a long time, it will guarantee zero.

16. Why does Conan always wear that suit? Because he was afraid of being said, Oh, it's a new dress!

17. Because he was afraid of the night, he got an overnight certificate.

18. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.

19. Fried eggs fell in love with poached eggs. It came downstairs with a guitar to the poached egg house and sang: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

20. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"

Excellent Funny Homophonic Terrier Award (Part II) 2 1. You were admitted to Tsinghua, and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, and baked sweet potato.

22. "A piece of glass is ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say? " "What?" "Good night, I'm broken."

23. The green onion asked the pepper, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and green onion asked, then who went? Pepper said it should be garlic, right? Understand? This is garlic.

24. Both shrimp and mussel got 100. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What are you good at?"

25. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-fears, and then know its own changes: however, when China holds our friendship.

26. Get off the road, Kay, Dad, get into the tower and leave the tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.

27. Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother, and Xiao Ming made a dash for the door, so Xiao Ming's house had no door.

28. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. He was short and named Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.

29. One day, Little Bear looked for his book everywhere: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?"

30. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go to Wang Zhihuan.

3 1. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."

32. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.

33. A duckling ran fast on the mud and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.

34. One day, I was dying while playing king. I told my teammates, watch the road, watch the road, watch the road, do you hear me? Put it down.

35. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.

36. You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that life is not just dogs in front of them, but also dogs all over the street.

37. A teenager ate his classmate, who was just a teenager.

39. Do you like a lady's style or my epilepsy?

40. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?

Great Funny Homophonic Terrier Award (Part III) 4 1. Pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.

42.m and N had a fight, and M finally admitted his mistake because M was sorry.

43. I have to rely on threats for everything a good-looking and attractive girl can do.

44. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

45. Do you have an English name, Paul, because Paul is very scary?

46. Legend has it that when Lu Da hung upside down and hung the willow, the flowers next to him were collected, and others called him, and the flowers were collected.

47. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!

48. The Wulin leader was cornered by him and sat down on the ground, covering his wound, waiting for the knife to fall. Instead, he pulled it back, fell to his knees, and muttered bitterly, "She's gone ... even if she unified the Jianghu for me ... what can she do?" The martial arts leader said to him huskily, "A bucket of paste ... can post a lot for you to search ..."

49. Do you know why seagulls don't bark when they arrive in Europe? Because Paris seagulls are dumb.

50. If you can't find the mixing tool when making milk, you can use the key. The inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there are words to prove it: the key can give milk, and I want to learn from Li Bai.

5 1. Don't love me, it's no use. I have a lot of things to do, and I still love my job.

My uncle became fierce when he cut his hair, because he became a vulture.

53. In my study, I know how to put myself in the other person's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.

54. Want Want Snow Cake will become a want want quilt when it feels hot.

I bought a skirt today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.

56. The future is really tight now: masks are tight, clothes are tight, and pants are tight.

57. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but opened in King's Canyon, ok?

58. You don't even add my WeChat, so what do you add, Canada?

59. A good family. I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.

60. I haven't washed my hair at home for four days. I turned out to be sexy and oily.

An interesting homophonic terrier with a strange brain hole.

Clear-headed funny homonym-1. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

2. Yongqi helped the grandmother to bathe and even pulled out the grandmother mud.

3. Fried eggs fall in love with poached eggs. It came downstairs with a guitar to the poached egg house and sang: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, only when I'm full.

When I was eating, the power was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?

6. Girls should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when he gets angry.

7. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang's baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.

8. Crab and Meretrix meretrix were tested together. When the crab was caught cheating, the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said, "I copied the clam." The teacher said, "You are a fart."

9. Mother sparrow combs her hair and asks her what hairstyle she wants. The little sparrow said, choo choo

10. I just went out and accidentally hit my knee. It's a pity that I hit my knee. I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

1 1. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.

12. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

13. "A piece of glass is ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say? " "What?" "Good night, I'm broken."

14. Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was English or American, and he said that he really wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

15. The difference between female stars and me is that they don't eat when they are hungry, and I will eat when I am not hungry.

16. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

17. Even I don't like it. Which sponsors do you like?

18. I found an island today ~ I am fascinated by you.

19. The green onion asked the pepper, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and green onion asked, then who went? Pepper said it should be garlic, right? Understand? This is garlic.

20. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to squat down."

Funny homophonic terrier with strange brain hole II 2 1. Even if I don't go, then what are you doing with the sword above?

22. A sheep migrates.

23. Today, I went to an island called Buevojura.

24. One day, several students were eating in the canteen. The TV in the hall is playing the Qing Palace drama. After dinner, they tried to wipe their mouths and found that there was no paper. They asked their classmates who had paper. As soon as the voice fell, a long and soft eunuch voice on TV remembered, "The emperor has a purpose."

25. Don't come to me when you are in love. What are you talking about? Tell me about crow's feet.

26. "Dad, Dad, what do you mean?" "That's where I take a bath," Yun-peng Yue said to his son.

27. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say that when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about martial arts.

28. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

29. It's so hot that we are familiar with each other.

30. Do you know why Jackson Yi doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the shop will close at night.

3 1. "How happy I would be if someone belonged to me" "Stop it, no one is a fish".

32. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don't have to duck.

34. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

35. I just went out to buy oysters, and when I walked out of the supermarket, I suddenly jumped out of my bag and got into the soil. When they came back, they found that they liked mud.

36. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terriers? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.

37. You said it was natural for girls with risorius to laugh. Is it true that girls with Android phones get stuck when they laugh?

38. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a Want Want quilt when it is hot!

39. Yu Gong said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shiny.

40. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.

Funny homophonic terrier with clear brain hole 3 4 1. Quitting coke is actually very simple, just drink lemon juice and sigh after drinking it! Sour drinks!

42. People who are afraid of heights can't go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, and people who are afraid of ghosts can't go to Guijie every day.

43. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

44. If you don't even cajole me, what are you cajoling? Hong Shixian?

Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberries grow slowly. Piggy said to strawberry, you can't do it, you can't do it.

46. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."

47. I went to the zoo today and saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. So this is called eating children's cheese.

48. The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. "I have no eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges must die. .

49. Asu and Asu spent a day together. When Sue was eating, she spoiled: Hey, hey.

50. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.

5 1. A teenager ate his classmate, just a classmate teenager.

52. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.

53. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

54. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-fears, and then know its own changes: however, when China holds our friendship.

55. When you see the goddess online at night, send her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?

56. Even I don't love it. Do you love Qiyi?

57. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

58. My old colleague signed "God is a girl" and I asked him why he was so literary. He said it was called "unfair heaven".

59. I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the road and couldn't stop crying when I went back. It turned out to be a good steamed bread!

60. I felt a little bitter after eating the pills given by the doctor, so I put some dates in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks, dates and pills.

2022 super funny homophonic sentences

2022 super funny homophonic sentence 1 1. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

I have raised a group of chickens, and none of them can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?

I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

4. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, do you hear? I only belong to you.

5. If you don't even talk about falling in love, what are you talking about, crow's feet?

I went to the zoo today and saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. It's called eating children's cheese.

7. Job's tears do things like Job's tears, while Ding Xiao does things like tinkling.

8. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

The doctor prescribed me some pills, and I accidentally knocked over the bottle, and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.

10. You have to fill in personal information when you enter the door, so your identity becomes a secret: "Fill it quietly, fill it quietly, and leave a little secret".

1 1. Fahai will never become a rapper because he will never let go of snakes.

12. I ironed clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

13. One day, the pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? The pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

14. Recently, on an island, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.

15. One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't go, don't go, don't go, you hear me? Please don't go.

16. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it turned out to be such loud mud.

17. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

18. One day, the ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant, "How do you get back to the ant nest?" Another ant said, "with a smile or ... silence."

19. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

20. Mother Cat scolded the kitten and said, "Why did you tear the mouse you caught to pieces? Is it cruel of you not to do so? " Li Qu, the kitten, said, but the mouse slices are really delicious.

2022 super funny homophonic sentence 2 2 1. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go to Wang Zhi.

22. "Why does the White Lady let Xu Xian go every time she is angry and sings?" "Because she is best at snake music."

23. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "

24. Want Want Snow Cake will become a Want Want quilt when it feels hot.

25. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, nothing can come off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."

26. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that all frogs have been touching your stomach.

27. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I dare not surf the Internet.

28. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish? Biography?

29. Do you know why seagulls don't bark when they arrive in Europe? Because Paris seagulls are dumb.

30. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

3 1. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.

32. You don't even kiss me. Do you kiss the burner?

33. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

34. I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.

35. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

36. Legend has it that when Lu Da hung upside down and hung the willow, the flowers next to him were collected, and others called him, and the flowers were collected.

37. Girls should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when he gets angry.

38. Puffs are squashed, and my mother says I can't eat them. I asked why, because they are flat puffs.

39. I am easy to get along with, but I can't get along well. Find my own reasons.

40. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I don't hate catching cicadas, but I like them a little?

2022 super funny homophonic sentence 3 4 1. I have a great job. ""what? " "digging lotus root"

42. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.

43. The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. "I have no eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges must die. .

44. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me as ... as you said?"

45. I have to rely on threats for everything a good-looking and attractive girl can do.

46. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?

47. Asu and Asu spent a day together. When Sue was eating, she spoiled: Hey, hey.

48. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.

Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberries grow slowly. Piggy said to strawberry, you can't do it, you can't do it.

50. We can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, nor can we let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "

5 1. Xu Xian bought his wife a hat. Why does the white snake feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!

52. If you don't stay up all night, what will you stay up all night, Ollie?

53. Just after eating the medicine given by the doctor, I felt a little bitter, so I put some jujubes in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks and jujube.

54. The light next to my bedroom flashed that day and I called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

55. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they came apart when I washed them. Did you hear that? They separated long ago.

56. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, I lost my giraffe."

57. Grandma's doorknob is thick and there is a noise when opening the door. I didn't know until I asked later. This is called being careless.

58. Neighbors sing KTV at home. I heard a loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was a louder wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried while eating. It turns out that this is an oyster.

59. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because it knocks on the chest.

60. One day, Little Bear looked for his book everywhere: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?"

Humor is homophonic, which makes people happy but not tacky.

Cheerful but not tacky humor (I) 1. Bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of it every day. The fruit trees didn't bear fruit until autumn. The bear said disappointedly, "No fruit, no fruit."

Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

3. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you feel sad and want to chew.

I washed some dates today, which were originally packed together, but they came apart when I washed them. Did you hear that? They parted long ago.

5. I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.

6. Who doesn't like easy-to-get love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?

7. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will stop biting.

8. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.

9. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Late Quail.

10. One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."

1 1. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that peanuts are a good thing.

12. Even I don't make an appointment. What do you want to make an appointment for?

13. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou. Unexpectedly, he was ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the way. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!

14. One day, Little Bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother Bear said that you kneaded the bear very carefully and said, "I kneaded it."

15. You didn't cook all night. Ollie, what did you do?

16. Once upon a time, the snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that?

17. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.

18. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.

19. I have to rely on threats for everything a good-looking and attractive girl can do.

20. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

A humorous but not tacky homophonic terrier (Part II) 2 1. I just went out to buy oysters, and when I came back, I suddenly jumped out of my bag and got into the soil. It turns out that they like mud.

22. I told the wind that there was wind in the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".

23. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!

24. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

25. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

26. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?

27. There is a piece of glass, and I feel a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

28. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.

29. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked very much alike. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick turtle was. Take a closer look, it's the turtle at home.

30. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a Want Want quilt when it is hot!

3 1. It is said that when Lu Da hung the willow upside down, the flowers next to him closed their eyes with fear, and when others called him, the flowers closed.

I know three kinds of berries: strawberries and cranberries. Which one do you like

One day, the elephant ate ice cream and ate a lot. The more he eats, the more he wants to throw up. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired."

34. Stir-fry chicken and porridge together, and you can get a bowl of fried chicken porridge paste ~

35. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I don't hate catching cicadas, but I like them a little?

You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki

One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.

38. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that all frogs of the mind have been touching your stomach.

39. Look at this. I have two erasers You don't know, do you? Why? Because you have no object (oak).

40. Even I don't want it, so what do you want, a meal?

A humorous and pleasant but not tacky homophonic terrier (Chapter 3) 4 1. A girl should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when he is angry.

42. Quitting coke is actually very simple. Just drink lemon juice. Drink up and sigh. Sour drinks!

43. I saw my country dog happy and carefree every day, so I asked him' What is the secret of carefree every day' and he said' Woof, woof, woof'.

44. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. We will give up eating meat.

45. Why does a person dislike sitting less and less? Because a novice is easy to stand (post station)

46. It's very hot today, 37 degrees. I bought two ice creams, and each of us got rid of the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.

47. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?

48. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to squat down."

49. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

50. The steamed bread is too light to eat. I want to add some seasoning, and then I can eat it. I just feel a twinge of heartache. It turns out that what I added was nothing.

5 1. In my study, I know how to put myself in others' shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.

52. I have a group of chickens, none of which can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?

What did you eat today? B: There are no ducks. B: Hot and sour bamboo shoots.

54. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "If you don't say it, don't say it. Why laugh at others?"

55. You seem to have gained weight. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!

56. the Monkey King's golden hoop is missing. The Monkey King asked the land father-in-law, "Where is my golden hoop?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."

57. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potato.

58. One day, a little pig and a little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? Pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

59. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

60. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".