Who can give a cold joke that I have never seen before?

That is to say, this person is quite calm and basically has no expression on it. After listening, the listener should think of a funny joke stupefied;

A joke that is not funny at all, a boring joke, can achieve the purpose of mental relaxation, because such jokes are not easy to understand;

Cold jokes generally go beyond conventional thinking, do not conform to logic and real life, and make people stunned;

Although some cold jokes are quite funny, they will not laugh like those who listen to "normal" jokes anyway;

Brainstorming is a cold joke. (especially idioms that borrow homophonic and English, and puzzles like peanuts and recent flowers)

Where can I see cold jokes?

1. watercress. Com "we like to tell cold jokes" group

2. Complete works of cold jokes

Cold joke impression

I remember the first time I saw a cold joke was in the movie "The Role of Pulp". Mia told Vincent a joke about tomatoes. Father tomato and mother tomato dragged their younger brother along the road. Brother Tomato walks too slowly. Father tomato shouted "Catch Up" (the same as ketchup in English). There are jokes similar to tomatoes, such as "I'm a fudge, and my feet get soft when I walk" and "I'm an onion, and I cry when I tear it", which is different from our usual "hot" jokes. The person who tells a cold joke is expressionless, and you don't know where the joke is or even that the joke has been finished. There are only two expressions in the audience: deadpan or furious with cold. As a practical joke, a cold joke is much more humorous. It is really a pleasure to tell others cold jokes and see their innocent faces.

A cold joke is hot.

Later, with the popularity of variety shows hosted by Wu Zongxian, more and more people told cold jokes. Wu Zongxian's "brain teaser"-style question-and-answer session in the program, or one or two jokes casually picked up during the hosting period, were all regarded as "cold jokes" by fans of cold jokes. For example, "1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? 1 is the laziest, and 2 is the most diligent, because: a butterfly, an ant, a spider and a centipede will never stop. Which one didn't get paid? Centipede, because: reactive power (centipede) does not reward ","Please use the idiom XXXX to make a sentence! Let me build one first. The neighbor, Lao Wang's family, has a plaque with the words' XXXX' and' Eleventh Book' written on it, and the answer is incredible (book 1 1). If you use homophones, idioms or proverbs to guess riddles, the answer will always be unexpected, except for sighing "Ah, so that's it". The audience obviously quickly accepted and liked this "alternative" funny way. BBS began to collect "Wu Zongxian's Quotations", sorted out his classic jokes in the program and downloaded them online. Personal blogs also reprinted such nonsense jokes, and "cold jokes" gradually became popular. The group of cold jokes on douban was once popular, and more than 10 thousand people discussed "cold jokes" enthusiastically inside.

The influence of cold jokes

Some people compare cold jokes with black humor, but the similarities between them are completely different in original intention, form and content except that they both contain "humor". Black humor is not only a literary genre, but also an aesthetic form. When it appears as the latter, it is a comedy with tragic color, which expresses the accusation against this society with absurdity, grotesque and despair. The cold joke completely lost the meaning of this layer. They can still be classified as a sub-theme of "jokes". Whether they are hot jokes or cold jokes, one or two satirize social phenomena by criticizing current events, but from a big perspective, their main function is to entertain everyone.

The influence of cold jokes mainly lies in the way of thinking of young people. This unconventional and illogical way of thinking, behind its popularity, is a resistance to a seemingly logical way of life. Cold jokes advocate unconventional thinking and borderless thinking. In order to pursue novelty, challenging authority is also common for cold jokes. The characteristics of cold jokes are very consistent with the personality of young people. It is not surprising that they are rebellious but not out of line and become a new label of personality.

Classic joke

1. Rabbit series

The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"

Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much."

"Well ..." The little white rabbit left in frustration.

The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

Boss: "Sorry,

Still not. "

"Well ..." The little white rabbit left in frustration again.

On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! "

The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two!" " "

2. Psychiatry series

There is an old lady in a mental hospital, wearing black clothes and holding a black umbrella every day, squatting at the gate of the mental hospital.

The doctor thought: to cure her, we must start from understanding her.

So the doctor also wore black clothes, took a black umbrella and squatted there with her.

The two spent a month in silence.

The old lady finally said to the doctor, "excuse me ... are you a mushroom, too?"

3. Walking series

A peach was walking on the road and suddenly said, my heart is so hard!

A walnut was walking on the road and suddenly said, how thick-skinned I am!

There is a coke can on the road, and I feel bored when I walk. Suddenly, I said, I'm so coke!

A heater was walking on the road, helping passers-by conveniently, and suddenly said, I am so enthusiastic!

A key was walking on the road and suddenly said, I am Qu Yuan! I'll look up and down for that lock!

An electric meter was walking on the road and suddenly said, I am a scholar! Look for him in the crowd!

A tadpole was walking on the road and met another tadpole while walking. Walking, he suddenly said, we are not QQ!

A hawthorn is married and walking on the road. Walking, he suddenly said, my face is so red!

A hawthorn divorced, walking on the road suddenly said, my heart is so sour!

A lighter was walking on the road and suddenly said that his stomach was full of gas and he wanted to get angry!

A cockroach was walking on the road and suddenly said, I am strong!

A thimble was walking on the road and suddenly said, I'm on it!

An ice cream was walking on the road and suddenly said, I'm cold!

A spider was walking on the road and suddenly said, I still want to surf the internet!