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Some fortune tellers are very accurate. Can you really believe it?

Fortune telling is called "if you believe it, you will have it, if you don't believe it, there will be nothing". In fact, in general, it is a kind of guessing based on experience and analysis of past things, and it is a kind of guessing about future things. A psychological suggestion. Let’s talk about the past first: There is a story. There was a smart man who opened a fortune teller. One day it snowed heavily. The fortune teller and his apprentice were guarding the shop together. At this time, a man came to tell fortunes. The fortune teller started to tell people. He asked: "Do you live in Hedong Village? Is your surname Chen? Are you here to tell your wife's fortune?" The man was surprised and realized that he was right, so he talked more. After the fortune teller finished telling his fortune, , he left with great gratitude. The apprentice felt that he was so amazing, so he asked his master. The master said that there was nothing amazing about him. It was just that the snow on this man's body was all in front of him. It came from the wind. What kind of wind was blowing today? In that direction, there was only Hedong. Village after village, if he didn’t come from there, where did he come from? The umbrella he held had the character "Chen" written on it. Wasn't his surname Chen? On such a snowy day, if it wasn’t for my wife, who would come out for my parents (this sentence is a little bit...). Generally speaking, fortune tellers have a skill, that is, they know how to look at faces, and usually shock customers with very accurate inferences (which they call calculations) within the first ten minutes of people going to have their fortunes told. In this case, most people It will become more talkative. For example, the fortune teller said: "You are destined to enjoy happiness, not to do physical work. (In fact, he looked at your dress and noticed that your hands are calloused. Of course, this is the case) "As soon as you hear it, your calculation is quite accurate, and as soon as you answer, you talk too much, and he can analyze your family situation, current situation, etc. from your reply, and you will feel more and more why you are so accurate. You won't care too much if it's not accurate at all, your banknotes are waving to him. Let's talk about predictions about the future, there is an element of psychological suggestion. For example, if the fortune teller says that your fortune is in the east, you will go east for everything. If you go there too often, you must encounter something good. If you do, it is considered accurate. Besides, where is the East? We all know that the earth is round, and where the east is is depends on your reference point. As long as you encounter a good thing about making a fortune, you can always find a reason that can be verified. If it is not to the east of the city, it is to the east of home. Otherwise, it is to the east of home. On the east side of the company, there is one path that can be connected anyway, and it's okay if the others are not. For another example, if the fortune teller says that a person is a villain, even if the person doesn't believe it, he still has to wonder in his heart - where is this villain? In fact, there are villains everywhere. Originally, everything was peaceful in the company, but because of this villain, everyone may look like him, so some problems may arise in interpersonal relationships, and then the villain really appears. There is also a joke about this kind of thing, which is foreign. It is said that there was a man, let's call him Pete. He had nothing to do one day and accidentally walked to an alley. There was a very old bookstore in it. He was in the bookstore. I saw a book called "The Life of Pete". Since it had the same name as his, he picked it up and flipped through it. Unexpectedly, the book actually told about his birth and the things he had experienced. It was exactly the same. He was a little scared, but also a little curious. I wanted to know how Pete died in the book, so I turned to the last page of the book. It said that Pete died in a plane crash from New York to Washington on a certain day of a certain month. Many years later, on this day, he had already canceled all travel tasks due to fear, but on this day, there was suddenly an important meeting in Los Angeles that he had to attend. Seeing that it was not Washington, he went after thinking about it. I didn't expect that shortly after the plane took off, it was reported that the weather in Los Angeles was too bad to land, and the plane would fly to Washington to stop. After hearing this, the man became uneasy and ran to the captain's office, insisting that the plane change direction. Of course, the captain would not listen to him and thought he was crazy. So he desperately went to grab the control stick from the captain. As a result, the plane crashed. . Sure enough, he died in a plane crash from New York to Washington. The story is a bit scary, but it also shows that if the psychological suggestion is strong enough, it can accomplish something. Whatever you keep thinking about will come true. Of course, there is also something truly accurate, and that is the "Book of Changes". If you study this wonderful book thoroughly, you can predict some things, but you can rest assured that there are very few people who can really study the Yi Jing thoroughly, and most people are deceived. I don’t know if you have read palmistry. They say that a person’s life’s destiny is written on his hands. Please look at your hands carefully and then clench your fists. At this time, your destiny is in your own hands! Regarding Mr. Zhuge, we dare not make any judgments, but there are a few points that are very clear.

1. He is a psychology expert - his bet with Zhang Fei only shows that he knows Zhang Fei's personality very well and has a complete grasp of Zhang Fei's thinking. His empty city plan was a practical test of his psychological knowledge. 2. He is an expert in meteorology - he borrowed the east wind because he came to the conclusion that the east wind will blow from some natural phenomena that are not easily detectable by others. 3. He is a strategic military strategist - the reason why he always wins is because he has strong logical analysis ability, so he can strategize and win thousands of miles. My respect for Mr. Zhuge is like a torrential river. For such a divine man, we cannot say that he cannot tell fortunes, but we cannot confuse him with fortune tellers.