What are the classic funny jokes?

1. It's the first time I brought a male ticket to his house, and I actually had my period at night, and my sheets were all red. The next morning, the mother of the male ticket knew, cooked me a lot of delicious food and praised me as a good girl.

2. One day, a beautiful senior and junior went out for dinner. Junior ordered a medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak, then a grapefruit juice and a cucumber juice, but he ordered a cod steak instead of dessert. As soon as the food was served, Senior Sister said, "Finish it quickly, I know what you want."

3. A colleague fell in love with a goddess and proposed to her. The goddess agreed, but told her she was pregnant. Colleagues don't mind. She gave birth to a daughter after marriage. Once, my daughter got sick and took blood tests, and found that her blood type was the same as her own. She went for a DNA test and found it was her own. She was immediately forced. I still don't know what happened.

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