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What are the short paragraphs?

The short joke is as follows:

1. In my study, I know how to put myself in the other person's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.

Don't disturb me unless you buy me snacks. Baby's time is precious.

People who stumble over the same stone will not scold themselves or the stone when they look back.

Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring, and when he went to see it in autumn, he muttered that there was no result.

Before Yu Gong died, he told his son to go to bed. Gong Yu, move mountains! Son, sparkling, stupid and sudden.

6. I was from Shenyang before drinking, and Shenyang is mine after drinking.

7. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature at the moment; I love eating at the moment, which makes me fat and short.

8. Tell yourself a good night story, which is full of ups and downs and exciting. At this moment, I was too deeply involved in the play and was still chasing the murderer without sleep.

9. In the morning, the alarm clock started to go crazy, the quilt suddenly hugged me, the pillow sang me a lullaby, and then I fell asleep.

10, the prince was lost in thought with a glass slipper of different sizes.