One day, a monkey found a card and just wanted to see it, but it was struck by lightning. Do you know what card it is holding?

The monkey picked up a card. He wanted to see what it was, so he climbed to the branch to see it. At this moment, a flash of lightning hit him. The monkey cried and said, it's an IP card!

The big monkey and the little monkey walked hand in hand on the road and picked up a card. At this moment, a flash of lightning hit them. Two monkeys cried and said that it was Unicom IP card!

The monkey rode a bike, picked up a card and continued on his way. At this time, if he was struck by lightning, the monkey cried and said, it turned out to be a "mobile IP card"!

The monkey picked up a card, and when he was worried about being struck by lightning again, he flew directly to the Cape of Good Hope, got off the plane and was struck by lightning again. The monkey sighed: "Alas! How did you pick up a GSM IP card this time ! "

The monkey picked up a card and was afraid of being struck by lightning. He hides all over the country and cuts wherever he goes. The monkey cried and said, it turned out to be an IP card of Shenzhouxing!

The monkey picked up a card and ran home at once. He was secretly happy when the lightning fell. The monkey cried and said, that's the M-Zone IP card!

Shopping with monkeys, I found a phone card, and a thunder shot it down and chopped the monkey.

I said, it is an IP card.

The monkey was angry: why did he pick up the card and cut me?

God's voice came from the sky: sorry, I'm used to chopping.

One day, the monkey saw a card and sat on the iron bucket to watch it. A thunder struck down and cut the monkey. The monkey said it was "Tietong IP card"!

The monkey saw another card waiting to be chopped in the dustbin. After a while, God began to count: "1, 2, 3 ... finally finished chopping, I'm exhausted ..."

The monkey asked: Why do you chop so much?

God replied, "Don't you see it says 1795 1?"

An old monkey saw a card on the ground and picked it up carefully, but it was not chopped! At this time, a little monkey passed by and saw that the old monkey was not cut. He immediately ran forward, grabbed the old monkey's card and shouted, "It won't be hacked to death! ! ! "But when the words came out, much cry and little rain were approved. .............

The old monkey spoke aside: "It turned out to be the IP card of' Youth Don't Talk'."

The monkey saw a card by the roadside, but it didn't pick it up. I was struck by lightning.

The monkey was furious: "I didn't pick it up." Why did you cut me? "

God sneered: "Small kind, it's you! Why not choose? ! "

A group of monkeys went out, and a gust of wind came and blew down a roadside stall. The monkeys began to pick up the phone cards.

A thunder fell and hit a monkey.

Monkey: 55555555555

God comforted him and said: No way, so many monkeys can't be separated, so they chose a black spot to divide it conspicuously. What are our black spots afraid of? That means we are healthy, right? Besides, you look familiar. .................

Monkey: nonsense, you cut me every time, of course it looks familiar; You have divided it so many times that your hair is burnt, of course it is black; Besides, I didn't dare to take the card just now ~ ~, 55555555555

The monkey was scared by P. This time, the monkey saw the card from a distance and decided to take a detour. Just then, a flash of lightning came, and the monkey cried and said, boss, have you cut so many detours? ! The voice of god came: you are stupid if you don't pick up the cards!

One day, the little monkey found another ip card, and the result was safe and sound.

The monkeys wondered, "Why didn't you get a P?"

The little monkey replied, there are idiots upstairs. What am I afraid of? !

Monkeys who collect IP cards can't sleep at night after reading this post! N lightning rods were installed overnight!

But he was still cut, and he was depressed. ...

God said: only split the card, not the needle!

One day, two monkeys went to the roadside to play. When I saw three cards on the roadside, I was afraid of being cut. They all hope that the other monkey will take two cards. They think God only cut two cards. But God said that today is the weekend, and then the two monkeys robbed it. When they clicked twice, two black monkeys appeared. Monkeys want to sue. God said, I just said I wouldn't divide cards, not rob them.

After the monkey left, God said to himself: There is commission again. Ha, have a good meal!

The next day, the monkey saw another card on the road, thinking that he had been cut so many times that he was not afraid to do it again.

After picking it up, I saw that the "Netcom Network Card" had not been struck by lightning for two days.

It turned out that God had already split the lightning, because Netcom's network speed was too slow and playing games was too stuck. Lightning didn't fly to the monkey for two days.

The monkey surfed the internet in the internet bar, but in the end he was not p. He felt much better, but he heard God gnash his teeth!

Q: What's the matter with you? I didn't do anything!

A: You are at 2 1 1. -IP address.-It's online?

Q: Ah! Then why don't I suffer as much as P, and you?

A: I won't PING this stupid network!

Monkeys are cold! After a long time of n, the monkey was finally struck by serial lightning, and the PING command time was t =100000000000000000000000000000 ms.

A monkey with a card is relaxing in the street! ! ! ! ! God asked the second child, why don't you chop it? Before the second brother answered! Don't say anything, just a thunder will pass! ! Come back with shame! The second child smiled: boss! Can't you see that he is holding a rice (anti) card?