Eight-word funny phrase

1, change yourself, never thought about it.

Don't cry, I want to laugh when I cry.

3, the world is guilty, you and I are accomplices.

4, my happiness, malnutrition.

Although I am nearsighted, you are blind.

6. water under the bridge. Let's eat first

7, radish and green vegetables, each has his own love!

8. Push yourself and others!

9. Study hard and practice hard, and always strive for the upper reaches.

10, breaking up is the norm in this world.

1 1, this life is over, and the afterlife will continue.

12, poetry and distance, the farther away, the dirtier it is.

13, people who care, anywhere is good.

14, don't talk about debt, just thank you for meeting.

15, too lazy to be enthusiastic, it is difficult to really pay.

16, the farce is over, and it will not happen for the rest of my life.

17, a glass of hard liquor, to grow old with you.

18, those who follow me will prosper, and those who oppose me will die.

19, the heart is here, it's up to you to advance and retreat.

20, eyebrows and eyes are the same, and acacia is the same.

2 1, a lifetime of pride, lost to love.

22, all poisons do not invade, afraid that she will enter the heart.

23. I love you What do you care?

24. Be your god and stand on your head.

25, long life, don't worry about the years.

26, a person's, forever old.

27, casual charm, chasing freedom.

28. Eat and drink in time.

29, too many grievances, endure not to say.

I won't tell you if I kill you.

3 1, no loss, no debt, just thanks for meeting.

32. Yan is not as good as the old, and people are not as good as the beginning.

33. Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha.

I like people who dare to bully others.

35. Positive optimism is always unbearable.

36. I am who I am, and I don't want to say more.

37. The wind is in spring and the wine is in summer.

38, come out to mix, always fat.

39, meaning is difficult to flat, or flat.

40. Different views and mutual respect.

4 1, lost years, crazy obsession.

42. God bless the world and I love you.

43, life is not easy, the pig sighs.

44. In the depths of evil, people are ghosts.

45, don't be afraid of the end, why alone.

46. You can be emotional and awake in time.

47. Nothing is meanest, only meaner.

48. Deceiving others is a curse, while forgiving others is a blessing.

49. If you come, you must leave.

50, potbellied, rich life.

5 1, the end of the party is inevitable, so why be afraid.

52. I will love you forever.

53. Accept loneliness and stay awake.

54. My life is up to me.

55, wake up in time, everything goes well.

56, born proud, can you admit defeat.

57. Work hard and meet at the peak.

58. Why was it born? What are you fighting for?

59, my beauty, enjoy yourself.

60. Admit your mistakes and never change.

6 1, there is disaster if you live.

62. I didn't mean to be sad.

63, big is big, can't give in.

64. Once you are unfaithful, you don't need it for life.

65. If you drink water, you will know it well.

66, there is wind in the blood, not afraid of floating life.

67. If things don't meet, life is unreliable.

68. No feelings, no scruples.

69. Nothing more, stability and freedom.

70, sunrise in the East, only I am unbeaten!