TikTok funny comments

Tik Tok Funny Comments

Tik Tok Funny Comments, if we often use Tik Tok, we will find that many comments on Tik Tok are really classic in life. When I get along with people and dogs, I realize that sometimes people are not as good as dogs. Let’s share the funny comments on Douyin below. Come and take a look. Douyin Funny Comments 1

1. It’s the same lumbar disc, why are you so prominent. The same nine years of compulsory education, why are you so good?

2. Ever since my parents learned to play WeChat. I stopped being pretentious, I stopped being sentimental, I stopped showing affection, I stopped wearing revealing clothes to take photos, and everyone was full of positive energy.

3. You never know how rich those who look poor are, but I am different. I am as poor as I look on the outside...

4. The dog is a good dog, You don’t know whether the owner is serious or not/Humans and dogs must be crazy at the same time/Dogs, I’m not afraid that you are a fool, but I am afraid that you will meet a master who is a fool!

5. I thought it was bronze at first, but I didn’t expect it to be a king.

6. When I see someone falling down, I like it without hesitation!

7. How can I prevent my boyfriend/girlfriend from seeing this video accidentally!

8. I can’t laugh without having asthma for several years. This laughter is the same as my kettle being turned on. I put on the mask and got wrinkles from laughing!

9. It seems that I can only watch Douyin at noon, because sooner or later I will die laughing here!

10. Can you use Fang Tian to draw a halberd and peel a pear for me, or use a jade seal to smash walnuts for me? If that doesn’t work, you can use high-voltage wires to give me a bullet, but you can also relieve my boredom.

11. Don’t throw away your cheating wife. Stick it with egg liquid, wrap it in bread crumbs, and fry it until golden brown. The old Wang next door will cry with greed.

12. Boy, if you are kidnapped, just blink.

13. You are not a waste of energy. The 200 people you follow are all beauties!

14. I am not afraid of BMW and Land Rover, but I am afraid of Volkswagen with letters below it.

15. Other people’s xxx has never let me down! Funny Douyin Comments 2

1. I hope that in today’s dream, there will be yogurt, chips, cake, strawberries, and you.

2. Life is short, you must be sexy.

3. You don’t have to travel across the ocean to see me, just give me half your savings.

4. God spreads wisdom all over the world, but only gives you an umbrella.

5. The greatest sorrow in life is that youth is gone but acne is still there.

6. You always stop and go on the road of love. Are you in a bad situation?

7. Ever since I picked up the pen that fell on the ground in the first grade of junior high school, I have never understood mathematics again.

8. I struggle with three things every day: I can’t sleep at night, I can’t get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late yesterday.

9. Although I didn’t do anything, I was still sweating profusely.

10. Since people get tanned, their faces look better, their teeth become whiter, and they no longer blush when drinking alcohol.

11. When I was a child, I didn’t like eating, which made me short now; now I like eating, which makes me fat and short. I hugged my fat self sadly.

12. There are two me in the world, one who works hard intermittently and the other who is constantly depraved and indulgent.

13. I have more than 80 kinds of spicy strips. It’s not too late to consider being friends with me now.

14. This summer, when you go out, you will go into the oven, when you walk, you will eat spicy food, when you sit down, you will eat teppanyaki. It is better not to rain. If it rains, it will become boiled fish.

15. Every life is beautiful, and no flower, no matter how small, will refuse to bloom.

16. I'm in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two sentences. I'm done.

17. Men have gold under their knees, but women have gold on their heads, necks, ears, and hands.

18. Little dwarf, you don’t need to grow taller, I can bend down.

19. It’s easy to coax me, just ask the baby to hug, feed and buy bags.

20. I was lying in bed playing with my phone at night. I was afraid that my phone would hit my face when I fell asleep, so I lay down and played with my phone, but my face hit my phone.

21. I slapped five mosquitoes to death, four of them had their period.

22. Don’t ask me how much I love you, you are the one I dream about.

23. I had no desire to learn, but I ended up failing the exam.

24. I am not familiar with Wu Bai, but his brother Erbai Wu is very familiar with me.

25. Hitting you will hurt my hands, and scolding you will dirty my mouth. Go away, so as not to stain my eyes.

26. When I get along with people and dogs in life, I realize that sometimes people are not as good as dogs.

27. No one has ever confessed to me. This means that I have always been secretly loved by others.

28. I originally wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but unexpectedly I ended up eating it one bite at a time and became fat.

29. You are a madman, a bit stupid; you are so crazy that you can reach the end of the world.

30. Life is like, when you begin to understand many of the great principles of life, you don’t have much life left.