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Urgent, ask the master to help translate the letter of credit!

urgent, please help me translate the letter of credit. . . . . !

Beneficiary's certificate that its head is signed AND stamped (company seal)

A manufacturer's name and address and the country of origin of the goods

B product's full name

C material's specification and composition

D cargo volume

E washing instructions (that is, label washing bar)

F fabric's use and?

the weight of g per square meter. Who knows this song? Urgent ~! ~

Daiyu smiled in Mandarin

Lead singer: Yong Er

Album: Flowers without Snow

Shy little smile in the Red Chamber when ambiguous

Lightweight two-step scholar was once romantic

The dew of tears floated out of the entangled spoony species

Light and beautiful poem, romantic love, full face of helplessness and frustration

Lin. Love never blooms but refuses to bear fruit.

It never blooms and withers.

The lost magnanimity and mystique gained in duet

I can't bear to let go.

It's the Dream of Red Mansions that

buries all my worries in petals.

It can blow away all the beautiful and incomplete things.

Whoever reaches out and keeps them

. Forget

¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Being able to let go

It's the Dream of Red Mansions that buries all kinds of worries in petals

The beautiful and incomplete things are lost in the east wind

It can blow away without a trace

Whoever reaches out to keep them hurts

How can we redeem the smile

Who wants us not to

bear the pain

What should I do ... urgently! Wait online ...

Don't worry ~ ~ I'll help you analyze it slowly ~~

You have a good time, so you gradually like her. This is normal. People like each other because they are happy together.

and you told her that you liked her, but she didn't accept you. There are two possibilities. 1. Maybe at this time, she remembered her unhappiness in junior high school again, so she was somewhat exclusive about emotional things. But I don't think this is possible. 2. Actually, she doesn't like you and doesn't call you. It's true. She just thinks that you can be her good friend and confidante, but you can't get the relationship of lovers. Girls are different from boys. They can have many friends of the opposite sex, but they are very picky about the boyfriend they choose ~ ~ You have to accept what I said, and don't feel sad ~ ~ Because it's true, I don't want you to deceive yourself ~~

Later, boys in other classes chased her, but she accepted, and then she said so many euphemistic and beautiful words to you, just to hide it ~ just not to hurt your heart. She likes him, and she has a crush on such a boy ~ Hehe, for me, I think she is naive ~ ~ I just want to choose what she likes, not what is good for her ~ ~ Didn't she get hurt in the end? Facts have proved my idea ~~

They broke up just after school started. It's false to say that I'm not sad, you know? She just doesn't want you to see her embarrassed. After all, she chose it herself, and the consequences can only be borne by herself ~~

At this time, you have done quite well, and you really shouldn't get too close to her, because others will really gossip, which is not good for her and you ~~

Just keep such an ordinary friend relationship first, not too close or too stiff ~ ~ After a while, 2-. Be as kind to her as before ~ I believe persistence is victory. If you really love her, you must be patient and think more about her. I believe she will understand in the end, and you will get a sweet and happy love ~~

In addition, you can't fall behind in your study ~ ~ If you want to give her a good life, you must do well in your study before you can have a future ~ ~ Only then can you give her happiness ~ ~ Happiness is established.

I wish you and her all the best, progress in your studies ~ ~ and a bright future ~ ~ What's the hurry if boys always come to flirt?

Just take a Swiss knife. Whoever pokes it is joking, but you can try it. The most effective thing is that you attack them, too, and you have to be more * * * for people who are * * *. I just, um, it's quite effective. Now I'm worried when I see that I'm covering my chest with high school math probability questions. Thank you.

C(a.b) means choose B from A

(1)P (at least one odd) =1-P (all even) = 1-C (3,2)/C (6)

P(ξ=1)=C(4,1)/C(6,2)=4/15;

P(ξ=2)=C(3,1)/C(6,2)=1/5;

P(ξ=3)=C(2,1)/C(6,2)=2/15;

P(ξ=4)=C(1,1)/C(6,2)=1/15;

P(ξ=5)= (nonexistent)

e (ξ) = 1 * 4/15+2 * 1/5+3 * 2/15+4 * 1/15 = 4/3

Urgent! Seek the answer to a high school chemistry question!

From the meaning of the question, the atomic electronic configuration of X is 1s 2 \ 2s 2 \ 2p 2, that is, X is element C, and the outermost layer is three times that of the second outer layer. It is easy to know that this element has only two electron layers, two in the first layer and six in the second layer, that is, there is only one electron in the outermost layer of O and Z atoms, and it is easy to know that it is the first main group element Na, X, Y and Z. Two elements, Z and N, can generate compounds with the number ratio of cations and anions of 2: 1. It is easy to know that N is the hydrate of the highest valence oxides of elements S, Z, W and N, and both of them can react to form salt and water. It is known that the hydrate of oxide of element W can react with acid or alkali, and it is easy to know that it is Al. So the n element is in the VIA family in the third period of the periodic table. The structural formula of nonpolar molecules formed by X and Y elements is O=C=O

The acidity is H2CO3 <: The descending order of anions in H2SO4

solution is carbonate ion >: Hydroxyl ion >; Bicarbonate ion

(When doing chemical inference, you should be good at grasping the conditions of the topic, make bold guesses, and see if it is correct according to the conditions of the topic after you finish. I hope to adopt the answer, thank you) Math problem (urgent! ) Simple Grade 8

Original formula = 4/5 * 6/5 * 6 * 7/6 * 6/7 * 8/7 ... 211/212 * 213/212

= 4/5 * 213/212

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writing children's poems:

1. Du Fu Tang in Jiangcun

The Qingjiang River embraces the village, and everything is quiet in Changxiajiang Village. The swallow on the beam freely flew to fly, the water in the water blind date similar, accompanied by.

The old wife draws paper as a chess game, and the young child knocks the needle as a hook. As long as some old friends give some money, what do I ask for?

Second, Bai Juyi Tang on the pond

Little baby propped up a small boat and stole the white lotus back.

I can't hide the trace, and duckweeds bloom together.

Third, the children fish in Hu Lingneng Tang

A young boy with a hairy head learns to hang on to the bow, sitting on the side of the raspberry moss and reflecting himself.

Passers-by waved at a distance by asking questions, which scared the fish to be surprised.

Fourth, the shepherd boy Lu Yantang

The grass shop is six or seven miles across the field, and the flute plays three or four times in the evening breeze.

after returning from a full meal, lie in the moonlight without taking off your coir.

fifth, the Qingming Du Mu Tang

During the Qingming Festival, there are many rains, and pedestrians on the road want to break their souls.

excuse me, where is the restaurant? The shepherd boy laughed and did not answer the apricot mountain village.

6. Maotang immediately congratulated the Northern Song Dynasty

The strong plan was suddenly lost in that year, and I admired the farmer for being my sage.

The water falls on the pond in autumn, and it is thin, and the cows sleep on their backs to see the blue sky.

Seven, the poem of the shepherd boy (Huang Tingjian, Northern Song Dynasty)

Riding an ox far across the front village, piccolo blowing across the dragon.

how many fame and fortune guests in Chang' an, the exhaustion of organs is not as good as that of Jun ..

VIII. Village Evening (Northern Song Dynasty, Lei Zhen)

The pond is full of grass and the water is full of vicious, and the mountain is covered with sunset.

The shepherd boy returns to cross the cow's back, and the piccolo has no cavity to blow.

the countryside is full of excitement at nine or four o'clock (Part I) (Fan Chengda Southern Song Dynasty)

The children in the village are in charge of their own affairs when they are out in the daytime.

children and grandchildren are not ready for farming and weaving, but also learn to grow melons by mulberry shade.

X. Stay in Xugongdian, Xinshi City (Yang Wanli Southern Song Dynasty)

The hedge is sparse all the way, and the flowers on the tree head are not shaded.

Children hurried after Huang Die, flying into cauliflower and nowhere to be found.

Xi. Living in seclusion in early summer and taking a nap (Yang Wanli Southern Song Dynasty)

Plums have sour and soft teeth, and bananas are divided into green and window screens;

I sleep for a long time and think mercilessly, watching children catch willow flowers.

xii. Young children make ice Yang Wanli In the Southern Song Dynasty

Young children's golden pots shed ice, and colored silk was worn as a silver seal.

a jade chime rang through the forest, and suddenly a glass crackled.

XIII. In the Sangcha Tunnel (VII) Yang Wanli

When it's windy and rainy in Enigmatic, the grass is full of flowers and the dike is full of water.

The boy Liu Yin is sleeping, and a cow has eaten Liu Yin West.

14th, "An Le Fang Shepherd Boy" Yang Wanli

The day before yesterday, the cow crossed the stream, and the day after, the cow rode back to ask questions.

one plays the flute, while the other plays the hairpin.

the tender water in the spring stream is clear without me, and the fine grass in the spring continent is flawless.

don't worry about the five cows when they are far away. They are home across the stream.

suddenly, there was a little rain on my head, and three hats and four withers hurried away.

Fifteen, the boat crossed Anren Yang Wanli

A fishing boat with two children, and stopped in the boat.

It's strange to have an umbrella when there is no rain, not to cover your head, but to make the wind.

Poems written by children:

Ode to Goose (Goose Goose Goose)-Luo Binwang

Goose Goose Goose,

Qu Xiang Xiang Tiange.

white hair floats green water,

red palm clears the waves.

Cao Zhi's seven-step poem

Boil beans and burn beans,

The beans weep in the kettle.

they are born from the same root, so

there's no hurry to fry each other. Children's poems about civilization are urgent!

1. A penny, a drop of sweat,

Parents earned it hard.

children, cherish,

use every penny carefully.

2. Good morning and noon.

Say goodbye after school in the afternoon.

Say hello when you meet.

Don't ignore it.

Be a civilized and sensible boy.

3. It's easier said than done.

It's harder said than done.

Students should keep faith with each other.

If you say it, you should work hard.

4. I am a citizen of Shanghai, and

I abide by good moral habits.

smile and be polite to others,

be grateful if you are honest and trustworthy,

study hard and make progress,

be a good student from an early age,

and make contributions to the country when you grow up.

5. Students greet each other when they meet.

Hello, hello!

If you are in trouble, help everyone.

If you get help, say: Thank you!

There are frictions in life,

Don't forget to say: I'm sorry!

Round face, curved eyelashes,

Dressing, washing face, sorting schoolbags,

Sweeping the floor, picking vegetables, setting chopsticks,

My parents praised me for doing well,

Getting on the "civilized rules" train,

Running on the road of growth.

6. Smile kindly to friends, be gentle and enthusiastic to classmates,

Be respectful and polite to teachers, and be sincere and friendly to the surroundings.

Parents fuck, grandparents work hard, parents love their children, parents love their children,

Children can know when their children will repay,

From today on, we will start with small things,

We will relieve some worries for our father and divide some worries for our mother,

The kindness of parenting will never be forgotten, and

The Chinese tradition will be passed down from generation to generation.

7, 1234567,

I contribute to the campus,

I do sanitation and publicity,

I do a little bit in advance.

I do every little thing.

I am a small class master.

I am disciplined and love to work.

I should pay attention to things around me.

I love learning and thinking.

I am civilized and polite.

I am Zhang Qiao Hao Vivi.

8. I get up when the sun rises.

It's really clean to brush my teeth and wash my face.

I carry my schoolbag and go to school.

Students unite well,

Help each other and help each other. Friendship

*** Make progress with learning,

unite and be friendly, hand in hand,

We are all good friends.

9. Yesterday, today and tomorrow

Yesterday, I was a crying child.

My parents led me to the kindergarten with toys.

The teacher loves me, and my aunt hurts me, so I have a good nap in the middle of the day.

However, sometimes I make some small mistakes in coquetry.

My mother says, Look, you are really a little child.

Today, I put on a new school uniform and carry a new schoolbag.

I sit in a bright classroom and learn cultural knowledge.

My study is not bad, and my parents and teachers often praise me.

However, sometimes I am playful, so I should forget about being civilized and disciplined.

My mother said, Well, you are really a little child.

Tomorrow, I will finish my studies and step into the society.

Maybe, I will become a teacher, a doctor and a soldier ...

I will become a strong and tall man.

I will continue to learn and grow.

At that time, mom, will you still say that I am still a child?

Everyone should do it from me

to make the earth green,

to make the sky blue,

to make rivers clear,

to make the air clean,

to make flowers bloom,

to make birds sing,

to make the environment better,

Everyone should do it from me.

Politeness

Although it is important to learn first,

Politeness is also better.

All school regulations are observed, and

It is polite to meet the teacher.