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There is a polar bear playing with a penguin. Penguins pull out his hair one by one. After pulling it out, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!" "

Hearing this, the polar bear tore off his hair one by one and turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold!" " "

It is said that there is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, the penguin was so bored at home that he went out to play with the polar bear, but he forgot to lock the door on the way. It's been 10 years, but the door still has to be locked, so the penguin goes home and locks it. After locking the door, the penguin set out again to look for the polar bear. Finally, it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's home ... then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " As a result, after the polar bear opened the door, guess what he said ... "Let's go to your house to play ~"

The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"

Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much."

I see. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay.

The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

Boss: "Sorry, I still haven't."

"Oh. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay again.

On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! "

The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I want two!" "

The teacher asked a classmate how to reduce white pollution.

Make the lunch box blue.

There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, he was hit by a car. He shouted, "Quack!" From then on, he became a cucumber! !

Once upon a time there was a bird.

He passes through a cornfield every day.

But unfortunately,

One day, a fire broke out in the cornfield.

All the corn has turned into popcorn.

After the bird flew over, ...

I think it will be very cold if it snows. ...

Do you know what color Spider-Man is?

Red, wrong!

It is white.

If you don't believe me, read spider's English: spider.

Men (white)