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How old are you compared to your lifespan? Look at the pictures and write an answer in about 500 words in one hour. Tell me and give you an unexpected surprise! So don’t change the reward into a surpr

How old are you compared to your lifespan? Look at the pictures and write an answer in about 500 words in one hour. Tell me and give you an unexpected surprise! So don’t change the reward into a surprise

(1) Compared with life span, how old are you?

Today I saw an oil painting: On the seaside, there are two turtles, a black turtle, which is the one just now The big waves climbed up. There is also a "white turtle" that is made of garbage thrown away by people, made of foam boxes, its feet are made of plastic forks, and its head is made of plastic spoons. It is a fake turtle that talks to the real turtle. : "How old do you think you are compared to your life span?"

After seeing this painting, I felt a little funny. A plastic turtle would also say: "How old do you think it is compared to your life span?" However, more importantly, This is the meaning of this sentence. It means that plastic disposable items are not easy to rot. They will last for decades in the soil, let alone in the vast sea. How can a turtle have such a long length? What about lifespan? The author used this abstract painting to satirize the people who litter and use plastic disposable items, because throwing these items into the sea will affect the appearance of the sea. You cannot like to see these white "monsters" in a clean sea. Bar? It will also damage the environment and destroy resources.

If you take a boat tour on the sea, you will often see white "monsters". They are the culprits of environmental damage. If they are ignited, they will also damage the atmosphere and make black holes more and more dangerous. The bigger it gets, the more it will cause Mother Earth to become smoky. Therefore, plastic products are harmful to resources and the environment but not beneficial at all. But some people are selfish. For the sake of future generations, I call on people: Boycott disposable products. For the sake of a better tomorrow for the earth, I hope those who use and throw away disposable items will stop, because you are making trouble for yourself by using these items.

(2) Turtle Shoshou is a hundred years old, and today is his 100th birthday. In the afternoon, Shou Shou took advantage of the fact that his birthday party had not yet started and climbed up to the breezy coast. He looked up at the sun and said, "Well, the sunshine is just right. Exposure to the sun will help you live longer!" Shou Shou muttered to himself. Tips for keeping healthy, lying on the beach that has been warmed by the sun, enjoying the sunshine and sea breeze, "It's so comfortable!" He thought while burying himself deeper. The "whoosh" of the sea breeze intertwined with the "rush" of the waves, playing a "lullaby" for Shou Shou, and Shou Shou soon fell into sleep...

At dusk, Shou Shou finally woke up. He stretched out his head and paws lazily, rubbed his sleepy eyes and looked at the sky. "Ah, I slept until dusk! I'm so old!" Shou Shou muttered and moved his body. When he stretched, he found a "white turtle" he had never seen before next to him. "Huh? Who is that? Why don't I recognize him?" His curiosity was aroused. Although he is a hundred years old, he is still an "old naughty boy". Regardless of the majesty of his elders, he climbed over and asked "White Turtle": "Who are you?" "White Turtle" raised his head and said proudly: "I am assembled from disposable plastic lunch boxes, spoons and forks produced by humans. Yes, my life span is long!" "It can't be infinite! Our turtles have an amazing life span!" Shoushou said confidently. "Our lifespan is unlimited, because no one dares to let me die: "It will take two hundred years for me to be degraded if buried in the soil, and it will also destroy the soil structure; harmful gases will be produced when burned and the atmosphere will be polluted; if animals eat me , they will die! Even the humans who created me can't do anything to me! Than life span? Who are you? Ha ha! What a joke, what a big joke! "White Turtle" said arrogantly, "Maybe from now on, this will be our world!" Hahaha..." "Huh? …”

In recent years, people’s appeal for integrity has become stronger and stronger. This may not be because the integrity record of ancient Chinese people is much better than it is now, but that people’s awareness of integrity is slowly awakening now. This is just like the cake. Earlier, there was actually no cake in front of us, so everyone was in harmony and there was nothing to argue about.

We are now in an era where there is probably a cake for everyone to share, but the cake is not big enough and there is no guarantee that everyone can get a satisfying piece. Moreover, there are no particularly clear and trustworthy rules for dividing the cake. As a result, All living beings compete with each other and even cheat each other, just to make their own piece bigger. Naturally, other people's cakes will be less. During this period, people's call for integrity is most urgent. As society gradually becomes richer, the cake gets bigger, and the rules for dividing the cake are clarified, social integrity will be much better. Therefore, the Chinese people are now calling for integrity so urgently, not because we are going backwards, but because we are climbing up.

In ancient times, when Du Fu said, "There are tens of thousands of mansions, and all the poor people in the world will be happy", he felt the pain as one of the poor people; while Bai Juyi sang, "The earth doesn't know how cold people want to be warm. "Don't use human clothes as lichens", I believe that despite his high status, he is also sincere. Because we were once too poor, integrity may always be a luxury that appears in dreams.

Now that China is gradually getting richer, the problem of integrity has suddenly emerged. We are surrounded by almost all kinds of dishonest companies and individuals, and all kinds of extremely imaginative deceptions, such as giving steamed buns. Put some washing powder in it; feed the pigs some clenbuterol or add a lot of water; feed the turtles and eels some birth control pills, etc. It is amazing. False advertisements, products and profits from various companies are so endless that some people have initiated a search for respectable listed companies in the Chinese stock market. Why is there a sudden lack of integrity and why do we call for it so urgently? This article comes from rszh.net

People’s current desire for integrity actually has a certain prophetic quality. If we still have nothing or want to fight against private interests, then our own consciousness of respecting life, property and freedom will still be sleeping. It is precisely the 20 years of reform and opening up that have awakened the sleeping consciousness in people's hearts, and when we wake up, we are in In the era when the cake was not big enough, there were all kinds of dishonest disputes. In fact, behind them, it was just a word of profit! But this is still progress rather than regression. We often say that the United States has waited for its citizens to be honest to the point of stupidity, but a hundred years ago Americans were not as honest as they are now. In the past, toilet paper, teacups and even towels were missing from motels in the United States. It was almost commonplace, and in material matters When wealth is abundant, theft of small property becomes much less common. The same is true in many places in China, such as Jinjiang in Fujian and Wenzhou in Zhejiang. Their local products were once synonymous with fake and shoddy products. But now that the local economy and the rule of law have developed to a certain stage, they themselves have begun to pay attention to integrity, and they have become the same as those back then. There is a world of difference between Wu Xia and Amon. This is probably what we mean by having enough food and clothing and then knowing honor and disgrace, and having enough food and clothing and then knowing etiquette! 0|Comments 2013-01-19 13:57 I am a lump of 12|Level 2 life expectancy, who are you?

Today I saw an oil painting: On the seaside, there are two turtles, A black turtle climbed up from a big wave just now. There is also a "white turtle" that is made of garbage thrown away by people, made of foam boxes, its feet are made of plastic forks, and its head is made of plastic spoons. It is a fake turtle that talks to the real turtle. : "How old do you think you are compared to your life span?"

After seeing this painting, I felt a little funny. A plastic turtle would also say: "How old do you think it is compared to your life span?" However, more importantly, This is the meaning of this sentence. It means that plastic disposable items are not easy to rot. They will last for decades in the soil, let alone in the vast sea. How can a turtle have such a long length? What about lifespan? The author used this abstract painting to satirize the people who litter and use plastic disposable items, because throwing these items into the sea will affect the appearance of the sea. You cannot like to see these white "monsters" in a clean sea. Bar? It will also damage the environment and destroy resources.

If you take a boat tour on the sea, you will often see white "monsters". They are the culprits of environmental damage. If they are ignited, they will also damage the atmosphere and make black holes more and more dangerous. The bigger it gets, the more it will cause Mother Earth to become smoky. Therefore, plastic products are harmful to resources and the environment but not beneficial at all.

But some people are selfish. For the sake of future generations, I call on people: Boycott disposable products. For the sake of a better tomorrow for the earth, I hope those who use and throw away disposable items will stop, because you are making trouble for yourself by using these items.

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