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A collection of sentences indicating that you are old.

Sentence (1) 1. Life is halfway through, and you will get old before you know it. Looking back on the road, I am deeply touched and shallow, and the crooked footprints are full of bitterness. I can't bear to look at it carefully, for fear that I will shed tears in distress if I am not careful.

It's not the hardest thing to keep your skin and figure when you are old, it's the hardest thing to keep your eyes dirty. It turns out that when you look closely, a person's age is hidden in his eyes.

With the growth of age, some people become more and more disgusting and dishonest, which is a wise saying. What can they do except pretend to be poor? Poor people must have something hateful. 〗

4. One-year-old heart, the years are in a hurry. When you are born, you will understand that oil, salt and rice are all real.

I want to go home, no matter where I go, I can go back to my mother-in-law or my parents' home. The relatives separated by the epidemic are far apart, and as they get older, they want to be close to their parents more and more.

6. When you are old, you are better than scissors unconsciously?

7. When I am old, I want to sleep to death on the ground as soon as I hear the slogan. The only impulse is to rush up and knock it over.

8. I walked so many roads when I was young, but I definitely don't want to move when I am old. When you go out, you will buy yourself an electric wheelchair, sit everywhere and never get up.

9. With the growth of age, people become less and less incredulous. Only by looking back at every gift they have, they contain different stories about time and that, accompanied by our eternal love.

10. As we get older, we have less and less, clothes we will never wear, books we will never read and people we will never love.

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12. Today is my birthday, and I am one year older. If I am old, we will sell computers together. If we become ugly, we will be together for life; If you become stupid, I will follow you wherever you go.

13. When I am old, I care about every node. I have to think about a lot of things, sum up a lot of things, and want to have a sense of ceremony at the node.

14. It's the end of the year, and it's the season of forced marriage, but you still can't just find someone to live for life because you are old.

15. It's another year in a blink of an eye, and maturity is reflected in yourself. Be kind to yourself in the future. The body is not as good as before, so be sure to take good care of it; Don't lose face, be sure to deal with it. Don't sleep too late, don't love too much, don't think too much, don't feel gloomy!

16. People who are one year old are one year old. Let all troubles drift away with the wind, fly over mountains, blue seas, deserts and white clouds with a handful of heart water, take Xia Yun as a note, collect clouds as ink, fold a heart load as a pen, continue to raise the sail of life and sail for the Garden of Eden of the soul.

17. When you reach a certain age, you must throw away four things: meaningless wine games, people who don't love you, looking down on your relatives and fake friends.

18. Time flies and youth is fleeting. As I grow older, I miss my old friends more and more, and occasionally I dream of more people than me. I take it as a souvenir today.

19. As we grow older, we find that we may not have lost some people, but we know more about who is the most important person.

20. On rainy days, I stumbled and woke up in my sleep. When I get old, my literary talent will be erased, and all that remains is silence.

Sentence (Part II) 2 1. Now with the growth of age, everyone has his own story, everyone has his own goals, his own circle and things to do.

22. As I grow older, I gradually understand that people meet each other, walk a little way, and then say goodbye. If you are attached to a city, it is because the fate is unfinished.

23. Time keeps going, green leaves turn yellow, flowers wither, your head turns black, and my hair turns black. As I grow older, I like to be alone more and more, and feel the silence that belongs to me with my heart.

24. You can't cry when bleeding, turn on the light when you are afraid of the dark, contact when you miss, be empty when you are tired, please when you are isolated, and miss home when you are weak. After all, if you want to grow up, you have to go through the darkest road yourself.

25. 14 February seems meaningless to me. With the growth of age, holidays are getting lighter and lighter.

26. After a birthday, you will be one year older. Only those who grasp it will realize the weight of this year.

27. I used to think that time passed too slowly, and my world was always inseparable from that small village. Now that I have been wandering around the world for many years, I know that years make people old and those long-lost voices are no longer young.

28. I really feel old. I didn't miss the past before, but now I often think of people and things who used to drink.

29. When you really like someone, you don't care about his age, family and past. Because you're facing his future.

30. I'm old … I'm not suitable for overnight life … I drank and stayed up late the first day … I was exhausted the next day … I got up in the morning with a swollen face.

3 1. The best age is that day, when you finally know and firmly believe how good you are, and you are not empty, boastful or praised by everyone, but your heart is clear.

32. Probably because I am old, I have nothing to share with others. Those negative emotions also choose to digest themselves.

33. I am one year older. I have not wasted my time, succeeded and failed, and tried to have a clear conscience.

34. Beauty is an attitude that has nothing to do with age.

35. Time cannot stop, and time cannot sympathize. Only now is in our hands.

36. Time is gone forever. It used to be the fresh meat version. It's easy to live, easy to live, not easy to live. Get old before you know it. Where has all the time gone?

37. When I was old, I saw photos of small fresh meat. My first reaction was that my son should be so handsome!

38. Now we have seen through people's indifference and realized the cruelty of reality. You are no longer dependent on anyone. Earn money by yourself, work by yourself, recuperate by yourself and suffer by yourself. Don't expect anyone anymore, expect anyone in vain!

39. When you are old, you are always used to going to bed early and getting up early. I got up early today, and the goose didn't know what to fight.

40. When I get old, I probably want to be a gentle person to the people around me and the world, with soft kindness and no stubbornness and recklessness.

Heal your own sentence set simply and quietly.

Heal yourself simply and calmly. You said that being alone is ok, but it's a little less romantic. I said, it's nice to be alone, but I care more about you.

2. Turn around and look back, suddenly find a better self in the soothing loneliness, and miss you quietly at night.

3. The biggest fear is the breakthrough.

I like listening to music, I like being alone, I like being quiet, I am afraid of being alone, I like laughing, but my temper is not good enough. I want to be a thorn, I don't want to hurt others.

5. Loneliness, I am willing to enjoy loneliness. At this point, all my energy has been turned on and I am free and unrestrained.

6. When two people are together, it is inevitable that they will be embarrassed. If they are alone, they will never be embarrassed. Learn to enjoy loneliness, then you won't feel lonely, and you don't know what loneliness is like.

In our life, there are not many friends who can accompany us, but more often we are alone, so we must become stronger and stronger to be independent.

8. Being alone is also a landscape of life. Life, in the final analysis, is a state of mind.

9. Are you getting old? Or are you old? Like to be quiet! I like it more and more! one person

10. May you be more afraid of loneliness than others, and may you be moved by yourself when you talk about it in the future.

1 1. People have two ways to go, one is necessary and the other is desirable. You must take the path you have to take beautifully in order to take the path you want to take. A quiet heart means knowing how to be content. The soul has a home, and life has a way out. Only by learning to be alone with yourself can the mind be clean, the mind mature and the mind broad. Being alone is a kind of quiet beauty and also a kind of cultivation. Only when you are alone can you be complacent and leisurely when you are noisy.

12. Not perfect, but the heart can. The world can't be perfect, but the world of the mind can.

13. In life, there is always a time to go alone, learn to enjoy loneliness and loneliness, and learn to let go at the right time. Feelings can never be maintained by one person. All we can do is let them fade with the passage of time until there is no trace.

14. When you are restless, every life begins. If you have nothing in your heart, you should be aware of it, be alone, be quiet, cultivate one's morality. Like to be quiet.

15. When I was young, I was silent and liked to be alone. I don't have that kind of arrogant propaganda at all. I am attached to loneliness and autumn. I also like the light rain in autumn night, knocking on my window lattice, allowing me to dance my dreams heartily in a pleasant atmosphere, so that all loneliness and loneliness can rise to the pleasure defined by me in my dream of dancing lightly. ...

16. The farther people go, the less time they feel. The faster time passes, the more flustered people are.

17. Don't worry about foreign affairs. The best way is to be alone. Once you focus on speed, you are bound to be confused by it and lose your autonomy.

18. What about loneliness? Not lonely? With loneliness, like loneliness, enjoy loneliness, we will eventually become the best of ourselves.

19. Traffic, at a loss. There are so many forests that no one can understand them.

Heal yourself simply and calmly. We should get back our strength, our glory and everything we should have, because we originally owned the whole world.

2 1. I like being alone. I have never seen a better partner than loneliness. Author: Thoreau

22. There are always some things that will happen whether you like it or not, and you can only accept them; There is always something, whether you hide or not, it will come, you can only face it; There are always some people who will leave whether you let go or not, and you can only feel sad. Don't make trouble, but don't be afraid of things. Life is a spring. You are weak, it is strong. When you can't change the reality, then adjust yourself appropriately; Cherish when holding hands, be free and easy when letting go, and treat others with yourself, all of which are a kind of happiness.

23. True love means that others don't feel our existence, occupy his space or bind him. The closer we are, the more comfortable we are.

24. Life, how much noise, how much noise, find a quiet and elegant rhyme, like a person, quietly, in a dense room, a book, a piece of music, a line of fine print, poetic fragrance; In ease, a pool of clear water, a lotus flower, a Zen mind and a beautiful heart.

25. Don't be afraid of loneliness. Later, you will find that there are many wonderful and unforgettable times in life, mostly when you are alone with yourself.

26. When you are alone, learn to be alone, be quiet and comfortable, learn what you want to learn, read what you want to read, do what you want to do, be the person you like and cheer for yourself.

27. Nothing in this universe is really good, and nothing is really bad. It's just a cycle for everyone to play, and then it's time to go back to rest.

28. It's only human instinct to open your mouth and yell. Meditation is a good way to relieve stress. The clouds are light and the wind is light, hehe, you must be quiet when you study, and you must be wise when you decide. Only when the wind subsides can you sleep on the treetops.

29. When the world is noisy, each of us seems so lonely; When we finally get rid of loneliness and enjoy the excitement, the world is too lonely and distressing.

30. After a long time, I decided to enjoy loneliness.

3 1. Try to get rid of any bad habits; Whatever is good for you, ideal and elegant, try to do it well. We should rely on our own talent, our own time, our own sincerity and efforts to achieve it. Don't rely too much on the outside, but forget to grow.

32. Everyone will enjoy loneliness and forget loneliness in youth, but never lose loneliness.

Being honest with others is the best way to protect your dignity and conscience.

I don't like making friends, going out and making noise. I like a person, even if it is a waste of time, it is also very fulfilling!

35. People who can't stand loneliness don't deserve success. Only by enjoying loneliness can they succeed inadvertently.

36. I am alone with my shadow. It said it had something to say to me. It says it misses me and my shadow.

37. Destiny is an open and quiet palm in which we stand, fragile and vague.

38. I am more and more afraid of silence, but I like a person more and more. On a typhoon day, the office was empty, leaving only the smell of air conditioning and the whistling outside the window. My lumbar spine, unbearable pain and fear of silence.

I have always believed that choosing a comfortable life posture is much more important than choosing a person. My life is extremely simple. I go to and from work. I don't like socializing. I like quiet and solitude. I like words and beautiful things.

40. In fact, I prefer to be alone, shopping alone, eating alone, staring blankly alone and enjoying the unrestrained process.

4 1. All the pain, all the external misfortunes, are illusions, just a dream, a play, and there is nothing to worry about at all.

42. People often regard communication as a kind of ability, but ignore that solitude is also a kind of ability, and it is more important than communication in a sense. On the other hand, not being good at communication is a pity, and not being tolerant of loneliness is also a serious defect.

Learn to be alone with yourself. Life is long. The quicksand of the years has smoothed our edges and corners, and the weight of the annual rings has matured a mood. We are grateful for meeting and moved by this experience.

44. In life, I can only say that some things are unexpected, some things are reasonable, some things are uncontrollable, some things are unsatisfactory, some things are illogical, and some things are suddenly enlightened, but no matter what happens, don't forget your intentions, your conscience, your personality and your principles.

45. The breeze began to rise, causing ripples, and then the initial calm was restored. Looking at the clear water under the lotus leaf, I feel very calm. I will forget all the commotion for a while, just like the ripples will calm down.

46. Inspiration comes from loneliness, where creativity germinates and thoughts flicker. With loneliness, there will be some unexpected gains.

47. Life is hard to find peace of mind. Peace of mind makes people quiet, and peace of mind makes the world quiet. Facing the misty scenery, climb the peak bravely and watch the sunrise and sunset alone. Facing the vicissitudes of life, stand bravely on the beach and watch the ebb and flow of the tide alone. Facing the noisy and complicated society, living in a corner and watching people come and go alone. Facing the world of mortals, we should be brave in our ideals and enjoy the flowers blooming and falling alone. In the face of the ups and downs of history, we should be brave in self-confidence and look at it alone.

48. Loneliness is not the coldness in the bones, but a person's freedom and loneliness.

49. Less is unwilling, more is annoying, and there is no suitable company. Therefore, we should get used to anyone's hot and cold, and look down on anyone's drifting away.

50. Many precious experiences and fleeting inspirations were gained when I was alone, and I gradually realized that loneliness is a more complicated course than love. Only by learning how to get along with the violent, depressed and paranoid self can we establish an equal and free relationship with others.

5 1. I came to your city. Follow the way you came. Imagine how lonely you are without me.

52. A person, a cup of tea, a piece of music, enjoy a time alone. In this troubled world, it is full of joy to be able to put a heart in words.

53. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Change the future, from now on. Changing the present is changing the future.

Everything in life is not calculated, but good; I didn't ask for it, I fixed it. The breadth of mind determines the pattern of fate. You can have as much as you can tolerate. Everything is open-minded, thoughtful, affordable and open-minded. Learn to forbear temperament, know how to restrain desires, be rational when retiring, be generous when modest, get rid of distractions and selfishness, and pay less attention to comparison, so as to adapt to the situation.

55. The older you get, the more uncomfortable you feel socially. Therefore, it is never wrong to master a survival skill and develop a hobby of being alone.

56. Don't think that lonely people are pitiful and pathetic. Throughout the ages, many literati have written beautiful poems in loneliness; At all times and in all countries, many celebrities wrote world-famous immortal works in loneliness.

57. Enlightenment is not to eliminate emotions, but to know how to use them.

58. Understand the initiative, decide the best time to take action, be decisive and use the wisdom that has been formed.

The collection of sad sentences (44 sentences) shows that one can only drown one's sorrows by drinking.

Express a sad sentence that one can only drown one's sorrows by drinking. Memory is a glass of wine, but it is bitter and sweet.

2. Lotte also enjoys it and enjoys it. Sad heart, the sadder, the sadder.

3. You can enjoy a lonely sleep if the lamp goes out and the pillow goes out.

I will store your rejection and disdain as wine, and take it out several years later to celebrate that I am finally going to glory.

Wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you get.

6. But I like the feeling of being drunk.

7. Art for art's sake is not more meaningful than drinking.

8. What I want to say most is in the kitchen, in the manuscript box, in the dream and in the wine.

9. Some words are buried in my heart for a long time, and there is always an impulse to get drunk, and I always want to say it after getting drunk.

10. What we have heard most since childhood is that you should be sensible, you should succeed, you should get ahead, but we seldom hear "you should be happy".

1 1. Take this cup and let's do it.

12. A glass of turbid wine is Wan Li's destination, but Ran Yan is not happy.

13. The worst life for a man is the people you invite and those who don't come. The worst life for a man is drinking alone every day.

14. In the dead of night, a person, a cigarette and a glass of wine greet tomorrow's sun and rush to sunshine and freedom.

15. I heard that porridge can fill the stomach, but good wine can fill the heart.

16. It's better to have a rotten hole in your stomach than a crack in your feelings.

17. Love is like two people drinking at the same table, I propose a toast, you are free, that's all.

18. A true friend is someone who is drunk and sends you home.

19. Fail to live up to, owe, be too late to pay back. Therefore, don't drink less when you are drunk, and don't do nothing when you sing.

20. So powerful that you really think I don't need to rely on it. I won't cry but laugh forever.

2 1. Men can't make good friends without drinking.

22. lanling wine tulips, jade bowls filled with amber light. But I got the host drunk and didn't know where it was.

I want to drink because I won't think of you when I'm drunk. But you dare not get drunk because you talk a lot.

24. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom every year.

25. A person is laughing. One drinks and one makes trouble.

26. You can enjoy a lonely sleep if the lamp goes out and the pillow goes out.

27. I began to like the kind where a person is drunk, so that I can force myself not to think about you.

28. Doing things alone, being lonely and drinking alone.

29. But now my temples have turned white! It shocked us to find that half of our friends had died, which made us sad.

It was a long time ago that I met her, but since we separated, the time has become longer, and the east wind has started and a hundred flowers have blossomed. Silkworms in spring will weave until they die, and candles will drain the wick every night.

3 1. A wind brought catkins and made the store more fragrant. Wu Ji squeezed the wine and advised the guests to enjoy it with my comrades in the city. They all came to see me off. When each of them drank his glass, I said to him. Oh, ask this river flowing eastward, whether it can go further than the love of friends! ?

32. I drank very well. I feel like a dog and want to spit bubbles at you.

33. You are like the strongest wine I have ever drunk. I choked when I first got to my throat, and then I felt so warm when I got to my stomach, which finally brought endless non-fatal but difficult sequelae.

34. Drink to drown my sorrows. Although my body doesn't have bright phoenix wings, I can feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn.

35. To drown your sorrows by drinking, streamers are easy to dump people, turn cherries red and bananas green.

36. How painful your heart is when you are injured. How comfortable and happy it is to drink a glass of wine at this time.

37. A person will be crazy occasionally, a person will drink for fun, and a person will wander.

38. When weeding in the afternoon, I will sweat my rice and drink three glasses of wine. Do you feel bitter?

Listen to me, no drinking, no fighting, no love for me. Live well.

40. Drink wine to drown your sorrows, the cold wind is bleak and crying, and there is no tears in the cold rain; Pedestrians only hear the sound of wind and rain, but they don't know that someone is crying at night.

4 1. I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and wakes up.

You can drink alone, but you can't laugh alone

Don't drink too much in the morning. How many tables are left tonight? Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

44. Until, holding up my cup, I asked the bright moon to bring me my shadow and let the three of us.

Tell me with emotion when you are older.

1, as I get older, I think more and more things. I will never make such an impulsive decision again, and I am no longer the person who always compromises before. Learn to refuse occasionally, and finally feel your growth and feel gratified for your reason.

2. Nima, when I was ready to eat, I just opened my mouth, and the foaming mouth directly exploded and bled ... It's really been a long time.

3. I am very vulnerable when I am old. When something goes wrong, you cry behind your back. After getting sick, I am even more melodramatic, afraid of pain and blood, and I have to use my child's needle to prick my fingers and make infusion bottles.

4. You will be notified in advance when you pay the fee every year, and you will be disconnected one minute later. Now break it. Complain here and ask for my account name and detailed address. You don't want to get back at me, do you? Am I getting old and timid?

5. When I am old, I probably want to be a gentle person to the people around me and the world, with soft goodwill and no stubbornness and recklessness.

6. As you get older, your resistance becomes weaker and weaker. I caught a cold twice before the winter horn officially began to blow. Winter in the north is obviously quite warm.

7. When chatting with friends before, I said that when I was old, my bones seemed a little deformed, my body became pear-shaped and my face became round. Obviously, I was still slim when I was 20 years old. . .

8. Whenever I sleep, I wake up at six o'clock ... My biological clock is completely out of control after exercise ... Are you really old?

9. It seems that when I am old, I don't like to be busy making new friends, and I don't like to say goodbye when I meet new friends who like to get along. But I am an idealist, and I think that friends are for life.

10. When I am old, I want to be like Mr. Cai Lan, rich in wine and wealth, and focus on human fireworks. Be a man, be a man, and eat fireworks.

1 1, I am no longer the girl who can sleep to death after drinking milk tea at night. When you get older, the quality of sleep will decline.

12, it's scary to be old, that is, many people around you started from something a few years ago. For example, did I have a similar conversation a few years ago?

13, I am getting older and older. I work at home alone. I remember when I was a child, she hugged me. At that time, I grew up and she was old.

14, sleep at 3 o'clock and wake up at 7 o'clock. I have been yawning and crying. There's nothing I can do when I'm old I can't sleep after a while, but I wake up when I arrive.

15, Nima, just open your mouth when you are ready to eat, and the foaming mouth will directly burst into blood ... It is really a long time to see you when you are old.

16, rainy, intermittent, wake up in sleep. . When I get old, my literary talent will be erased, and all that remains is silence.

17. When you are young and in a bad mood, you can have a cigarette and a glass of wine. I don't want to be in a bad mood when I am old, because it is not good for my health.

18, the phone doesn't ring when I am old, and no one chats on WeChat. There are fewer and fewer friends, and the information is only 10086. Life is getting calmer and calmer.

19. When I am old, I want to be like Mr. Cai Lan, rich in wine and wealth, and focus on human fireworks. Be a man, be a man, and eat fireworks.

20. What the hell is going to bed late and get up early now? Wake up naturally at seven o'clock on weekends and don't ring the alarm clock. It's getting early now. Is the function of sleeping late degraded when you are old?

2 1, visitors get up early in the morning on New Year's Day, and the kitchen is busy alone. Visiting relatives for a few days, my relatives are old, and I am busy wherever I go.

22. Tell the truth. When I get old, I don't want to judge love with my ears, nor will I listen to those sweet words. I want to do something for me, and I will be tempted when I see some concrete actions.

23. When you get older, every node cares. I want to think about many things and sum up many things. I want to have a sense of ceremony at the node.

24. In the past two years, I have been old. When I left, I heard my father's voice and saw my mother say goodbye. I told myself not to cry, but tears came out involuntarily.

25. When you are old, once you have the idea of getting up early the next day, no matter what time you go to bed the night before, you will wake up earlier than when you want to wake up, and you can't sleep anymore …

26. When I get old and hear my relatives and friends say they have something to tell me, will my first reaction be a good thing? Hey.

27. When I am old, I see photos of small fresh meat. My first reaction was that my son should be so handsome! This is maternal love, my friends.

28. I am too old to sleep at night and in the morning. You'd better get up and read a book. It's rare to be clean, and then go back to sleep.

29. I'm old … I'm not suitable for staying overnight … I drank and stayed up late the first day … I was exhausted the next day … I got up in the morning with a swollen face like a pig's head.

30. staying in one place for more than three years seems to have become a luxury ... it's healthier to move! Sometimes it is really a skill to feel that you can toss when you are old!

3 1. When did you realize that you were old? I bought spicy strips and found a pimple on my face after eating them. I didn't go to bed until after twelve o'clock at night.

I walked so many roads when I was young, but I definitely don't want to move when I am old. When you go out, you will buy yourself an electric wheelchair, sit everywhere and never get up.

33. It is not the hardest thing to keep your skin and figure when you are old, but it is the hardest thing to keep your eyes dirty. It turns out that when you look closely, a person's age is hidden in his eyes.

34. I haven't seen my parents ready to go out for two days. Give me a call if my parents can come back to see me off for nearly ten days. I opened my mouth and said, long time no see. My tears collapsed, and my lacrimal glands became more developed when I got older.

35. Is it because you are old? I don't like returning to WeChat more and more, but I read WeChat, and then I understood it in my heart, and then nothing else.

36. Why do I feel that his attitude is still a bit "I was wrong, all caused by the Cultural Revolution, and I can't change it when I am old?"

37. When I get older, I probably want to be a gentle person to the people around me and the world, with soft goodwill and no stubbornness and recklessness.

38. When I was old, I saw photos of small fresh meat. My first reaction was that my son should be so handsome! This is maternal love, my friends.