Great funny jokes at work

Wonderful cold jokes at work

Introduction: Sometimes, a joke can relieve a person's nervous emotions and bring joy. The following are some of the wonderful funny jokes I compiled at work. Please don’t miss them.

Wonderful funny jokes at work (1)

1. When I went to the bank, I met a humorous teller who almost choked me to death.

I said: Hello, I’m here to withdraw money. ?

He replied: "Don't withdraw money from me. It hurts your feelings to withdraw money. Brother, you'd better withdraw it in front of the cash machine. It has no feelings.

2. Hot summer , looking at the sweaty courier, I handed him a bottle of German beer. He drank it in one gulp, burped loudly, and asked me what I wanted to send.

I said: "You drank it..."

3. The host asked: "Did you see that three mentors have shed tears for you?" ?

The student cried: "I knew this would happen." ?

The host asked: ?Why?

The student said: ?When I was at home, my father said that my singing was torturing people. ?

4. Queuing up to get the vaccine. After the vaccination, the doctor said to everyone: "No alcohol and no sex for 3 days." ?

?Abstain from alcohol and sexual intercourse for 3 days. ?

When it was my turn, the doctor said: ?No drinking for 3 days. ?

I wonder: ?Do I need to abstain from sex?

?At first glance, it can be seen that you are a poor loser who has not graduated. You have to abstain from sex. ? Wonderful cold jokes at work (2)

1. Today the manager walked into the office angrily, criticized an intern girl, and finally said: "What do you think we should do?"

The girl replied weakly: "As long as you don't find the parents." ?

2. I was forced to work overtime. The female boss took my ID card and said: "Ah! We are the same age!"

I said: "No, thank you to the leader." Good intentions, I'd better go home and sleep! My wife is still waiting for me at home!?

3. I have always fantasized about becoming a Saint Seiya. Carrying the casket on my back, I climbed up the stairs one by one to fight against the evil forces and save those who called me.

As long as I think about opening the casket and seeing the golden light shining, my blood boils.

Now, I am a KFC delivery boy. Carrying a takeout box with golden food inside every day, I was summoned to climb the stairs all over the city to fight against the forces of hunger.

4. Once I accompanied two foreign customers on a bus. The man had been here for half a year and was very accustomed to all kinds of life. The woman had only been here for two days.

When the green light crossed the intersection, she asked in panic: "In China, does the green light or the red light go first?

Before I could say anything, the one who had been here for half a year came up. The man said: "The brave one goes first." ? Wonderful cold jokes at work (3)

1. I was working overtime in the company today. After finishing my work, I was really bored. My colleague rushed over and said: ?I have a bad news and a good news to tell you. Which one should I listen to first?

? The bad one. ?

?The bad news is that there is no such good news. ?

Hey, let’s hear the good news first. ?

The good news is that there is no such bad news. ?

2. During the meeting, I saw something wrong with Xiao Ma’s expression on the side, so I leaned into his ear and said, “Xiao Ma, why don’t you look so good? Even though you just joined us not long ago, But he is also an indispensable member. We will fight side by side in the future, so we should share any difficulties together and not hold everything back. ?

The pony nodded thoughtfully, and then farted loudly.

3. People in the office were distracted, and the boss decided to take everyone to the garden downstairs.

? Take a good look at it.

?Where the boss pointed, a group of ants were busy carrying food, in an orderly manner, cooperating with each other without any complaints.

Everyone understood the boss’s good intentions and couldn’t help but feel ashamed.

At this time, the boss suddenly trampled all the ants to death,? Let me tell you! It is as easy for me to punish you as to kill a group of ants!? The boss shouted

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