Who has a hilarious Chaoshan dialect?

1 Going out on business, Lu found that his trousers were broken and his shirt was not mended. Just because there is no Mu, he lives a hard life without Mu. He ate pickled vegetables and vegetables for three times, and was as thin as a bamboo shell, and his waist pants burst. He married Mu An as soon as he was born. Uncle hates it!

After two years of silence, I became a father in a blink of an eye. I went out to ride my bike and rode in the rain. When I met my daughter, I saw her eyes slanting. Daughter Chu is surprised and surprised, and loves to hear you say it out loud. You are crazy and hard.

Don't be bitter or swollen! Some people didn't marry a hard tiger, and some people didn't marry an acre of land. There has been no wrong marriage since ancient times! Relax in class. There will naturally be someone to match. If Iraqis miss it, they will regret it in the future.

There is no hunting in the market. Chickens trample dead geese by mistake, burn and pat their heads. A nun hunts iron peaches. The cat and the mouse taught the cat and the Xuezhu brothers to eat that song. They laughed when they saw it on a green night. I wonder how Abel Lu feels.

Now it refers to helping school students, which is not elegant! Head, hands, intestines, Liu Qiuzai! Sausage shirt and pants patch rag! Riding a mobile phone with eyepiece! The road is shaped like a dead father! Go to the restaurant to soak the chicken head! Go home drunk and enlarge your throat.

On a sunny day, a camel met an elephant Elephant Bear: Camel, did you make two cups of Rooney's milk in a twisted state? A camel was forced to go too far, and she relied on a burden: Chai Lu! Land machine! Little feather! It's better than a wave hanging on the water.

7. One day, a turtle, a blue night, a mute made a fog and vomited blood from his teacher. The turtle stole an object in the blue night, and Ah Yaqing shouted in vain that the shoes were carrying words. I finally caught it in the green night, and two people hit Koshino, Ashi's father's waist turtle straight. The master is too obvious!

8. Looking back on that year, I saw strings all day, danced on the dance floor every night, and lived a drunken life with my hands. If there is anything wrong with money, I will massage in my spare time. If one person calls for two, I'll hold it when I start. If my pants are not hot, I will count the money first. I will die for a long time for no reason!

9. Luxury one-day tour in Chaozhou, tractor pick-up, climbing barren hills, swimming in reservoirs, picking mud, willow taro and double sweet potatoes. There is also a chance for a local villager to do a pile of cow dung bearing competition and live in a five-star chicken shed for 25 yuan.

10. Xu Ri and Lu have nothing to do in the street. They look at the soil under the grass and trees of Wang, but it is Wang's shit. Lu lives in a waterfall. Look, hey! Sand is like shit. Give it another nose, huh! It smells like shit, so Lv Huan cut a piece and put it on the bottom of his mouth to try ... Wow! The king's shit is sold wrong ..! Hmm! Sell, sell, step on ...