Do you know those jokes about the subject three exam?

When learning to drive, everyone experienced several months of inhuman destruction such as "rubbing the garage" in the heat. Until the final road test, everyone was rubbing their hands and nervous. Facing the examiners wearing official uniforms and big hats, it is more like a mouse seeing a cat, so they often make mistakes and make jokes because of excessive tension. 1. Before the road test, as usual, candidates stood in front of the driver's seat and reported, for example, "Report to the examiner, student Wang Fugui asked to get on the bus." The examiner should answer: "permission to get on the bus." As a result, an unfortunate girl said, "report to the examiner, student xxx asked to sleep." Small goods and big goods are mostly tested by students and coaches. At that time, all beings laughed together. To make matters worse, the examiner replied, "You are allowed to sleep. Which one do you think is appropriate? " 2. After another candidate got on the bus successfully, he sat in the driver's seat and lit a fire. After stepping on the accelerator to check the instrument, he said to the examiner, "Report to the examiner that the instrument is normal and request to take off." (It should be aimed at the requirements. It is estimated that candidates have the ideal of being a pilot since childhood. After listening, the examiner calmly replied: "Permission to take off, pay attention to the high voltage ahead." 3. On the way to the exam, the examiner will put forward some requirements for candidates to do, such as turning left at the intersection ahead, pressing the manhole cover, unilaterally or bilaterally. Candidates should answer: "I understand." Make sure you understand the examiner's question. A driving school in Beijing has a very special roundabout called Wang Ba Island. As a result, an examiner said, "Turn left at Turtle Island ahead." The examinee replied, "The tortoise understands." The exam was almost over, and the examiner said, "Stop in front." Unexpectedly, there is a fire hydrant in front. The student was frightened and replied, "Call the fire hydrant, you can't stop in front." 5. I remember the first time I learned to drive (it should be driving in other places, it was too late that day, and I drove directly on the road). A senior turned around and drove to the opposite lane. A bus came in front of me and the bus driver braked immediately. The master also slammed on the handbrake and scolded him: You think you are driving in Hong Kong! ! ! ! Sit in the back