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Composition in the absence of the teacher, about 400 words.

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When the teacher was in the classroom, the classroom was quiet. Some pretended to be doing their homework and some pretended to be reading, but as soon as the teacher walked out of the classroom, I memorized five numbers in my mind: 5.4.3.2. 1. Sure enough, their prototype was exposed, and the classroom seemed to explode, and the familiar sonata of "Shouting and Nonsense" sounded. That is, stick your head out of the door or window to spy on the teacher's whereabouts. They act like spies and spies. It seems that they want to stage an "impossible task" in our class every day. When the teacher comes, they will call the teacher first and then run back to their seats in embarrassment. There are three or four people who are very conscious. It makes no difference whether the teacher is here or not. Compared with those who live in front of teachers with masks, even their usual voices need to be packaged. Suppress mandarin, pretend to be weak. In this way, we will become a complete two-faced. This affectation is so fake that it makes people feel sick. We must make sure that teachers and teachers are different.

At this time, the monitor stepped onto the platform and asked us to do our homework. We took out our homework one by one and did it seriously. Suddenly, Qintao Sun, who was sitting next to me, left his seat and walked to some clean buckets. Then he picked up one of the buckets filled with water and circled in the classroom, making the whole class laugh and cry.

At this time, Yu Tianyi also came up, stood on the bucket with one foot and made a gesture of "golden rooster independence". Then he jumped down, sat on the bucket, folded his hands and began to practice. Qintao Sun also stopped to perform with Yu Tianyi-Yu Tianyi's acrobatics and Qintao Sun's dharma. The two cooperated very tacitly. Seeing that Gu Xinyu was a "flying dragon", Tao Xiaojing's ruler was bounced "flying". In the end, only Rong Xinyu and Gu Xinyu were left to "decisive battle". They played several rounds and couldn't tell the winner from the loser. Seeing that Rong Xinyu's ruler was forced into the corner, suddenly, Rong Xinyu used his killer "killer" and Gu Xinyu's ruler also "flew". Rong Xinyu finally "beat" Gu Xinyu and Tao Xiaojing and became the final "winner". ...

In this class, the students have a good time because the teacher is not here. ...

Ding Ling-",the morning reading class bell rang, but the teacher didn't come to class. As The monitor on duty, I looked anxiously in the direction where the teacher came.

Suddenly, there was a "giggle" of footsteps in the corridor, followed by a "report!" When I looked back, it turned out to be Zhang Qing, the neighbor of the Chinese teacher. I saw her face flushed and she said breathlessly, "Oh, no, the Chinese teacher-she is ill-can't come to class." I listened to it, and my heart was like a mess. what can I do? Students also talk to each other, and the class is "boiling".

My brain is running fast: "What should I do now that the teacher is away?" ? Today I am The monitor on duty, and I should be in charge of this class. Now ... yes, that's it! "So, I cleared my throat, quickly stepped onto the platform and said loudly," Please be quiet now! " "Everyone stopped talking at once, and 55 pairs of eyes in the class looked at me uniformly. I stood on the platform like a little teacher and directed everyone. "Pink, read it!" "What is the lesson?" "17 lesson." As a result, the students began to read loudly in the morning. Suddenly, the sound of reading in the classroom was loud and clear.

Although the class has settled down temporarily, I am still extremely anxious. Because after the morning class, it is the morning exercise class. Without a teacher to lead the team, I'm afraid the students will be confused. It's almost time, and I'm so anxious that I stamp my feet. Why hasn't the teacher come yet? When the bell rang, I had to bite the bullet and say to everyone, "classmates, the teacher didn't come today." I will lead the morning exercise class. I hope everyone can do this class in an orderly way. " "Yes!" The students answered in unison. In spite of this, I still can't rest assured that something will happen. But my worry is unnecessary-the students are disciplined, the team is neat, and their actions are consistent, even better than when the teacher is around! A stone in my heart finally fell to the ground.

When I brought the team back to the classroom, I found that the teacher was already waiting for us. There was a gratified smile on the teacher's face, and I was happy from the heart.