Urgent for classic double-reed jokes, especially funny, useful before the 23rd, speed.

Long locks curled up and stood in the street. I'll call whoever applauds.

I'm standing in the yard playing with a shovel, and I'm a little hungry. Then throw the wall in and burn two pieces of beef. How did you know I was hungry? I finished it in three bites. Then throw the wall in and burn two pieces of beef. How did you know I was hungry? I finished it in three bites. Then the wall ... (repeated many times) front face: drink something thin! You can kill me!

Sing:

[Look at the flower bed] There is a little more in the sky, and the moonlight shines on the flower bed. Brother Bo has made up his mind. He said to come back after a long time ~ ah ~ ~ call the maid, and four ounces of wine will come. Wow, I have prepared a banquet, waiting for you to come quickly ~ ~ ~ A plate of sauerkraut, a plate of sauerkraut.