Humorous jokes

Humorous joke: The manager asked: Then why are you late? The employee looked at the manager in surprise and said, didn't you tell us you were going to be late yesterday? More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Humorous jokes (1) 1. The psychologist said that I had a split personality, so I quickly asked: What about me?

Anthropologists have found that if you step on a person's foot, he is likely to open his mouth, and the length of his mouth depends on how hard you step on it. Scientists further infer that humans may have evolved from trash cans.

Those unpleasant experiences will gradually disappear with time, and it will be more obvious and embarrassing to deliberately hide them. If you step on the shit, you will continue to walk as if nothing has happened, and the soles will naturally be clean soon. And if you rub hard on the ground, anyone can guess what you are doing.

4. Never thought. Qian Qian, have you thought of it?

5, sugar cane that thing is so delicious, it is quite sweet, but it is not easy to swallow!

6. Don't always say that there are no gifts at Christmas, as if there are gifts on other festivals.

7. Never lend money to an unfamiliar person, because he can't borrow money from an acquaintance.

8, failure is the mother of success, no one will always fail, just feel a little more maternal love.

Humorous jokes (2) 1. You said that prices are rising now. How serious is it? 10 years ago, I took 10 yuan and went to the grocery store to buy bread, soda and ham. Not now. Now I have surveillance.

2. I was waiting in line for breakfast in the morning, and a big man cut in front of me. I said angrily. How to cut in line?

He looked back at me, grinned and said, it's simple. First, find a seat in the front and squeeze in.

3. Colleague asked: Both Little Shenyang and Li Yugang are famous for dressing up as men. Who do you think is more like a woman?

A humorous talker said: I think Chris Lee is more like a woman!

I asked my roommate how to describe happiness in eight words.

These idiots said: HD without code, Chinese subtitles. . .

Looking at the heavy snow falling outside the window, I suddenly wrote a poem in generate, and a word flashed through my mind? Heavy snow is loose, loose and straight? . I can't help thinking deeply. Tell me, what are Si Nuo and Song Qing doing? . .

6. When shaving, you will always find a small wound left by a razor on your face. I always thought the razor was too sharp, but it wasn't. The reason is still myself, but my face is too thin.

Funny joke (3) 1, a chicken pointed to an egg and said to another chicken, Look, your mother's egg.

2、? Play chess. ? Down there. ? Chess faces meet for the first time to introduce themselves.

3, destructive new skills: a sheep riding on you, become ashamed.

4. Little tadpole:? I'm so old-fashioned. Who do I owe?

Mother frog:? Toad! ?

When he saw his men stealing and breaking into his bedroom, Kim Jong-un sneered and asked:? What, you want a coup?

? Marshal, you misunderstood. Today is Thanksgiving! ? The men waved rolling pins and said.

6. The dung beetle was walking on the road when suddenly a magpie blocked its way. Asked the magpie? What are you doing?

Dung beetles way:? I'm looking for shit?

Then the magpie ate it. . .

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