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One day, Liu, Guan and Zhang were captured by Cao Cao and brought back to Cao Ying. At this time, Cao Cao told his men to move out of a table of fruit. Zhang Fei thought that Cao Cao wanted to invite them to eat fruit, so he picked one of his favorite apples, but who knows, Cao Cao actually asked him to put the apples in his ass, and Zhang Fei's apples could not be stuffed in his ass, so he was killed by Cao Cao. Guan Yu chose a grape and successfully stuffed it into his ass. However, he was killed by Cao Cao because he smiled. When Guan Yu went down to the underworld, Yan Luowang asked him, "You could not have died, but why did you laugh?" Guan Yu answered innocently: "I saw Liu Bei holding a durian ..."