I am eager to ask a riddle similar to "Who told you to be excellent" in cross talk, including the final conclusion ... Those who are talented can answer it quickly, thank you.

Note: Fanwai Edition is the Spring Festival Gala version in which soldiers and Zhao Weiguo performed in other places. You can't say, who made you excellent, you deserve it? The front line is the same as the CCTV version, and the back line is like this: Soldier: I told you Zhao Weiguo, you gave me so many questions, and I will give you a quiz. If you can't answer, you have to give me a merit award. Listen carefully. It is said that it is Zhao Weiguo from a distance and kuó from a close look. Look at Zhao Weiguo again, then the tortoise shell (kuó), then Zhao Weiguo and then the tortoise shell (kuó). Do you think this is Zhao Weiguo or kuó?

Zhao Weiguo: What the hell is this?

Soldier: It's Zhao Weiguo crawling with turtle shells.

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You can also change it to rotten XX

Finally, Zhao Weiguo is eating XX.

Everything else is the same.

Crosstalk "Who Makes You Excellent"

Qi: I wish the teachers and students present a happy New Year.

Private: I'm a private.

Zhao Weiguo: I'm Zhao Weiguo. I'm here to pay a New Year call to you.

Soldier: Thank you for your encouragement. Without you, there would be no soldiers today. Every friend today is my soldier's second-generation parents!

Zhao Weiguo: Wow, that's a good point! You should ask the soldiers why they are so happy today, because they won the first place in the first evaluation of our only outstanding actor selection this year. Let us congratulate you!

Private: Thank you, thank you. As for whether you can be a soldier, you have to wait for the approval of the leaders.

Zhao Weiguo: It's called a close call.

Private: In fact, everyone knows me very well. I am indifferent to fame and fortune. I have repeatedly stated to the leaders that the golden cup and the silver cup are not as good as the people's reputation, the first prize and the second prize are not as good as the people's praise, the pig hands and chicken hands are not as good as the people's applause, and the bear's paw and goose's paw are not as good as the people's applause! thank you

Zhao Weiguo: What a rude remark!

Off-site voice: the advanced work award is coming!

Zhao Weiguo: Here it comes!

(Zhao Weiguo gets the certificate)

Zhao Weiguo: I have read it! Excellent actor award order! Actors play an exemplary role everywhere, being good at uniting comrades and helping others! I have been working hard, and my work is not split in two. After research, I decided to award Comrade Zhao Weiguo the title of excellent actor! (Soldiers prepare to bow)

Soldier: (fainting)

Zhao Weiguo: Ah, ah. Private! Private! Wake up, I didn't do anything, ambulance! Saving lives?

Soldier (getting up): Why do you need an ambulance?

Zhao Weiguo: What about saving people?

Soldier: Save who?

Zhao Weiguo: (Look carefully) Didn't you pass out?

Soldier: You wish I were dead!

Zhao Weiguo: No!

Private: (receiving commendation): Zhao Weiguo, I didn't see it!

Zhao Weiguo: You may have misunderstood.

Private: I didn't! Congratulations! Congratulations!

Zhao Weiguo: Thank you!

Soldier: Bricks will kill you! Dear friends present, my performance today is over. Goodbye! (want to cry)

Zhao Weiguo: (pulls back) Private!

Soldier: Don't touch me, touch me for nothing! Look, everybody! Excellent actors have hit people!

Zhao Weiguo: When did I hit someone?

Soldier: Why are you touching me?

Zhao Weiguo: We both have to finish cross talk!

Soldier: Sorry, you are an excellent actor. Please tell us!

Zhao Weiguo: What about you?

Soldier: I'm a backward actor now, so I'm going down, lighting sound engineer. Let's get off work together!

Zhao Weiguo: What do you mean after work?

Private: From now on, let Zhao Weiguo, an excellent actor, play on the stage all night. What did you say?/Sorry?

Thank you for your understanding! Goodbye!

Zhao Weiguo: Stop it!

Private: I can't stand it!

Zhao Weiguo: Don't you dare!

Soldier: (afraid)

Zhao Weiguo: Didn't you just not evaluate excellent actors? I have been saying just now that the audience is your second-born parents! You don't know your parents until you judge excellent actors! You are so unfilial! Come here and give your parents a present!

Soldier: Sorry, parents!

Zhao Weiguo: That's right.

Soldier: I was not normal just now!

Zhao Weiguo: Huh?

Private: I lost my temper.

Zhao Weiguo: You scared me!

Soldier: For parents' sake, I will accompany you to finish this cross talk with Zhao Weiguo! Then we went our separate ways! All right!

Zhao Weiguo: Oh, yes!

Soldier: Go!

Zhao Weiguo: Let me tell you what it means? You say our cross talk first!

Soldier: Yes, I should have said it first, but you are an excellent actor. Please speak first!

Zhao Weiguo: Is this related to excellent actors?

Soldier: Of course, it is clearly written in your commendation order that actors play an exemplary role everywhere!

If you don't speak first, whoever speaks first!

Zhao Weiguo: Say it first! Dear audience friends, good evening! Today, we will tell you a cross talk! (See soldier), this cross talk is a joke! Let them tell the joke, he can't tell it alone! You are smoking croissants!

Soldier: What now? Isn't this for you to set an example

Zhao Weiguo: When I finish my hair, it's your turn!

Soldier: You have put on your hair, I'm sorry. Please speak my words, too!

Zhao Weiguo: Why should I say what you said?

Soldier: Of course, it is clearly written in your commendation order that actors always work hard and do their duty, regardless of rank! No matter who you are talking about! So, friends, let's give a warm applause to welcome Zhao Weiguo to tell us crosstalk, shall we?

Zhao Weiguo: You can't talk alone.

Private: The applause here is not warm enough! The friends here give him a coax!

Zhao Weiguo: Stop it! You're finished, you're finished, or it's too late! You better not be here! What person!

Soldier: Do you want me to go down?

Zhao Weiguo: Get down before it's too late!

Soldier: You don't regret it?

Zhao Weiguo: I have no regrets!

Soldier: Go down if you go down!

Zhao Weiguo: That's it, an excellent actor?

Soldier: I'll go down if I have to!

(stepping off the stage) I'll sit here first!

Zhao Weiguo: (speaking on the stage) Then I'll tell you the exact story! Say we have an old man there!

Private: (sitting on the steps making trouble) Sister Liu, Sister Liu, you are here, too. Is that your husband next to Sister Liu? It's your boyfriend! No wonder you bring different people every time! (looking back), say it! Come on, let's clap and let him go on!

Zhao Weiguo: Thank you. Then I'll keep talking about the door. There's ... there's one ...

Private: Sister Zhao! Sister Zhao! Sister Zhao!

Zhao Weiguo: Go find your sister Zhao!

Private: I admit it!

Zhao Weiguo: Are you evil?

Zhao Weiguo: Let me continue. ...

Private: Mrs. Wang! Mrs. Wang!

Zhao Weiguo: You have many acquaintances there!

Soldier: What's this? You say your cross talk, I say hello! Eliminate the river!

Zhao Weiguo: If you keep saying hello, I can't say anything!

Soldier: It doesn't matter what I do. Who makes you excellent? I'm not lying to you. Who am I lying to? Mrs. Wang!

Zhao Weiguo: I beg you, can you come up?

Private: Hum! You let me down, I'll go down, you let me up, I'm the elevator!

Zhao Weiguo: What's the elevator for?

Soldier: I just found out today that sitting here is much more comfortable than sitting on it! Everyone here wants me to sit here and applaud! Thank you. Look, my parents let me sit here. I am very filial!

Zhao Weiguo: OK, OK, but there is one more thing. You can't say hello to acquaintances.

Soldier: OK, then don't fight.

Zhao Weiguo: Then I officially started to say that there is such an old man here. He likes to bet with others that he has this special function, so what? He said he could have his left eye! What you said is interesting!

Private: boring. The old man's left eye is an artificial eye. He took it out, took a bite, and then Bo put it back in. This is also called cross talk! Friends!

Zhao Weiguo: He is even better. He can have his right eye! He can't have fake eyes! This is interesting, isn't it!

Soldier: This is more interesting. The old man has a false tooth! He took it out, bit it, and then Bo put it back! How can such a person judge a good actor! I've become very strange!

Zhao Weiguo: OK, I'll give you a riddle! It's a dog from a distance, but it's a dog from a close look. If you hit it, scold it, and it won't go. If you pull it over, it will go. ...

Private: dead dog. Who doesn't know! It's not interesting at all.

Zhao Weiguo: From a distance, it's an electric fan. From a close look, it's an electric fan. An electric fan is an electric fan, but he just won't turn!

Private: There is no electricity!

Zhao Weiguo: It looks like a car from a distance, but it looks like a car from a distance. ...

Soldier: No gasoline!

Zhao Weiguo: It's a car from a distance, but it's very close. ...

Private: No driver!

Zhao Weiguo: It's a car from a distance, but it's very close. ...

Private: Last time the driver went to the toilet!

Zhao Weiguo: I can't say that. I ...