Funny classmates recorded messages

Introduction: The following is a sample of humorous classmates’ messages that I have collected and compiled. Welcome everyone to read and refer to it! Funny classmates’ messages 1

Deskmate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over It's over, I don't have to sit with you anymore!

Wang Xiaohua: I know you like me, but I hope you look in the mirror before you like me!

Gou Shengzi : I always believe in your famous saying that school is a garbage dump. Now we are finally being picked out of the garbage dump.

Cuihua: I finally graduated, and I am no longer afraid of you pulling out my hair!

A Bing: Before you came to this class, I was always the last. Since you came, I have become second to last. I really should thank you.

Teacher: I’m really worried after you graduate and go to high school. I’m not worried about you. I’m worried about who will be the next unlucky teacher?

The last chapter of the monitor Message: Let’s not see each other again, let’s say goodbye

Chemistry class representative: Let me tell you again, sulfuric acid is not for splashing!

Politics class representative: I believe you It is impossible to be an official in my life. The three representatives are not Chinese class representative, English class representative, and math class representative! You idiot!

Remember in the future, be sure to wash your feet after strenuous exercise!

I hope that when we meet again, it will be at the doctoral graduation ceremony of Harvard University in the United States. You and I were extremely excited and shook hands with each other. You said: Congratulations on getting your doctorate! I also said: Look elsewhere. Everyone has picked up all the cans here!

English class representative: If you have the chance to see foreigners, don’t talk to them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand the English you speak. Got it!

Xiaopang: I hope you will always remember me in the future! (Also: Just forget about the three hundred yuan you owe me. I am not a stingy person.)

Class beauty: In fact, I have always liked you for four years!

Girlfriend: In fact, I have not liked you for four years!

Brother sleeping on my upper bunk: Remember this in the future , be sure to wash your feet after strenuous exercise!

King of Honesty: I wish you a group of wives and concubines in the future, hugging you on the left and right, and enjoy eternal happiness!

Huaxin Li: I wish you and your little one today Bai (my girlfriend) grows old together, lovingly and affectionately! Another: The honest king upstairs despises you! Now I can see your true face!

Big guy: I wish you many descendants in the future!*** Xiang Tianlun! Have you thought about your grandson’s name? I’ve already chosen one.

Xiao Zhu: Use Xiao Xiancao, and you will have no worries in this life! Brother, have a good journey. I work at Xiao Xiancao now, come and see me when you have time! Funny classmates recorded messages 2

< p> A message from a classmate who repeated a grade: Classmates, you can go first, I still have something to do~~~

Graduation message: Don’t come to me again after graduation!

Graduation from high school The most memorable sentence in the guestbook:

?Actually, I have liked you for a long time, but I have never dared to say it!?

Wow!! Why didn’t you say it? Me too I've always liked you! What a pity?

Three cups of wine, the five mountains are as light as the darkness, forgetting each other.

A message from my college classmate: I wish you a worthy death!

A good friend of mine from college left a message to me: Stop surfing the Internet!

Because Introverted silence, classmates leave a message: Silence that is innocent and pure can often move people more than speaking.

I will marry you after graduation!

A college buddy left a message to a pair of classmates who were in love: We are classmates now, and we will sleep together in the future!

A female classmate when I graduated from college Sentiment: In the future, you will be the boss. If you can’t be the boss, you can be the boss’s wife. If you can’t be the boss’s wife, you can be the boss’s wife! I’m dizzy! One of my best friends from my senior year in high school said to me, write your guestbook to others first, I The last one must be filled up! It must not be enough to write! I was so moved at that time. As a result, I became busier and busier, and until I graduated, I didn't even leave a single message in my guestbook, but his words at that time became the most unforgettable message in my memory.

A girl I like wrote to me: Two red flowers, just like you and me. No matter how many friends we have, please don’t forget me

?Dear?, this time I am heading west. .............?

?The graduation message my college dormitory gave me made me laugh bitterly, but it made a few other guys in the dormitory laugh. I almost fell off the bed. When I asked her, she said with a puzzled expression that she had been reading something in a book. According to her own literal understanding, it should be a very elegant and good blessing. After listening to her I almost fainted when I explained.