Humorous story: "Three Scholars Realizing Their Dreams"

Humorous short story: "Three Scholars Realize their Dreams"

Three scholars rushed to take the exam together. One day, there was a sudden strong wind on the road and the ship could not move forward, so it docked at the foot of a mountain. The boatman said to the three scholars: "There is an old monk on this mountain who is very clever and good at realizing dreams. It is a rare opportunity for you three to come here. Why don't you go up to the mountain and ask the old monk to calculate your future?"

The three scholars listened. I was very happy and went straight up the mountain to the temple, hoping to find the old monk to realize my dream. At the gate of the temple, they met a young monk. A scholar rushed forward and asked: "Where is your master?" "My master has gone away. What can I do with my master?" the young monk asked. .

Another scholar said with a high head: "We were on our way to Beijing to take the exam. We passed by here and heard that your master will realize our dreams, so we came here to see him realize his dreams."

The young monk understood. After learning about the intention of the three of them, and seeing that they were arrogant, they said, "I can also realize my dream. How about telling it to you?" When the three scholars heard about it, they said, "Okay, let's give it a try."

< p> The first scholar said: "I had a dream last night - Chugong!" After hearing this, the young monk repeatedly said: "What a dream, what a dream!" The scholar hurriedly asked: "Where does the dream come from?" The young monk said: "You have excrement in your large intestine, so why is it bad?" After hearing this, the scholar felt very proud and thought, I am going to win the exam.

The second scholar said: "I dreamed of someone last night, and he took a pen and clicked on my head." The little monk raised his thumb: "Okay! This is called Kuixing's forehead-pointing!" "When the scholar heard this, he danced with joy and almost burst into tears with excitement.

The third scholar hurriedly came forward and said: "Last night I dreamed that I threw a person from one side of the wall to the other." The young monk clapped his hands and applauded: "This is called lifting a person!" When the scholar heard this, he was overjoyed and cheered loudly: "I am a candidate for the exam!"

Afterwards, the three scholars took the exam day and night, but they didn't know that they failed. The three scholars were ashamed and angry. , vowed to find the young monk to settle accounts.

One day, the boat reached the foot of the mountain again. The three people jumped ashore in a hurry and went to find the young monk. As it happened, the three scholars did not meet the young monk, but met the old monk. When the old monk saw that the three people were so angry, he was busy asking them to sit down, and at the same time he asked carefully about the reason for his anger. The three scholars competed to explain the situation of the young monk's dream.

After hearing this, the old monk looked at the three people carefully and murmured in his heart that these three people did not look like educated and sensible people at all. They were simply obsessed with officialdom. The old monk closed his eyes and thought for a moment, then pointed at the first scholar and asked, "Have you come out?"

"No."

The old monk continued: "This That's right, this obviously doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense!"

The scholar was left speechless.

The old monk smiled and asked the second scholar: "Is that person holding a red pen or a black pen?"

"It is a red pen." The second scholar replied.

The old monk pointed to his belly and said, "That's right. There's no black ink at all, how can you hit it?"

The second scholar was dumbfounded and speechless. right.

The third scholar quickly smiled and said to the old monk: "Teacher, God has the virtue of a good life, and everyone has the heart to hide. I can't bear to throw that man against the wall. But he put it gently along the wall." After hearing this, the old monk looked up to the sky and laughed. At this time, the young monk appeared out of nowhere and pointed to the third scholar with a smile: "Where is this? It’s a matter of raising people, it’s obviously a disgrace, it’s a disgrace!”