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Woman: I want to live with money and no husband.

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A few days ago, a post on the Internet was very popular. The topic is "I will give you 1 10000 living expenses every month." Do you want to know someone? " .

It is said that a Japanese actress married into a rich family was exposed to the monthly living expenses of 1 1 ten thousand. On weekdays, apart from bringing her 2-year-old son to get together with friends, she hasn't seen her husband for half a year, and men don't even go home.

I thought it was a sad story, but the style of painting in the comments was surprising. The comment front of netizens can be said to be surprisingly unified.

Netizen A: I get 1 1 10,000 every month. Why do I want to see my husband? Go home and serve him! At least my husband will give you money! If you have no money or thousands of dollars to go home, you have to wait on him like an uncle. I'd rather he didn't go home!

Netizen b: take out 10 thousand and invite two workers, one to cook and the other to go to sea, and do whatever you want with 100 thousand.

Netizen C: Every month 1 1 10,000, my son is mine, and I still have a mansion to live in, so I don't have to wait on my husband. It's a fairy day. Life is perfect.

More heartfelt girls say: Where is the husband worth 1 1 10,000? Not 99 thousand, not 88 thousand, just 10 thousand a month, it's worth it if you don't see your husband

There is also a funny version: You ask me if I can sleep at night? What does it feel like to have no husband's company, no warm home, and only a cold bank account SMS reminder every month? Can you fall asleep every night? Touch your conscience and come back to me, then … you must not sleep! I'm afraid I'll wake up laughing in the middle of the night

It's the first time to see so many consistent comments, as if women are heartless. Haha, me too. I just laughed it off as something to talk about after dinner.

Last night, the night talk in the group was unprecedentedly lively. This is a group of women from all over the world, most of whom are strangers to each other. They talked late. I just looked at it a few times at first, just talking about the second child.

I woke up in the morning and saw unread messages, hohoho, thousands of them.

I never want to spend more time reading these, but I saw a sentence when I was sliding the screen, which immediately made me interested in reading. Then it really took more than half an hour to read these thousands of conversations carefully.

This sentence is exactly the same as the comment in the above news: I prefer the life with money and no husband.

This is like a fuse, poking the hearts of countless women in the group. On this extremely sentimental and sensitive night, people with the same experience surfaced one by one to criticize their husbands and their marriage. Nobody knows each other anyway. My husband may not be at home now anyway.

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Why do so many women want to live a "rich without a husband" life?

Widowed marriage also includes widowed parenting.

Qian Zhongshu said that marriage is a besieged city. People outside the city want to go in, and people in the city want to come out.

The reality is that the women in the city want to come out, and the girls outside the city don't want to go to the city, because you don't give me money or love, you will only marry a dick.

There is such a joke.

A man proudly posted on the Internet to show off: My wife can sleep at home, go shopping, travel, cook, experience and take care of the children. How dare you call yourself a woman in front of her? Some netizens replied coldly: In our village, she is generally called a widow.

In the group, they complain that their husbands are not at home and why men can't do housework without children.

More and more women want to live a single life with money and no husband, not because they are worried about their husbands cheating in marriage, but because the times are improving. In the relationship concluded in the name of love, women no longer just look after their husbands' home, but more expect their husbands to take care of each other and help each other in life.

But the reality is that the promise before marriage is beautiful, but it has become naked, and the husband enjoys the fruits of his wife's labor in the family with peace of mind; Our agreement to be in the same boat through thick and thin has dramatically turned into a wife riding the wind and waves alone, while her husband is sleeping comfortably on the boat.

When love becomes dim in life, this paper document feels like a burden instead, and there is no way to doubt it. How can it be dark and bright?

Indeed, influenced by the long-standing concept of "the man is the master and the woman is the master", most men think that most things in the family should be undertaken by women. If they pay a little in marriage, they think they have done a lot. All they need to do is lie on the sofa after work, then wait for dinner with peace of mind, criticize that this dish is a little salty, that dish is not salty enough, and then complain that their wife and children didn't bring them well, but they eat and sleep alone and make peas.

Why is it that "it is easy to be a father, but difficult to be a mother" has become a common concept? This is because children are like a toy to most husbands. When they think about it, they will be teased for a while, and if they are unhappy, they will be thrown aside. There are so many children who are "Where is Mom and Dad?".

Many female colleagues around me are mostly married and have children. When it comes to parenting, they talk about their husbands, consistently and indignantly: I'm to blame for not having children. What kind of children have been educated? Why?

Yes, why? Why can a man leave his children alone without doing housework? Why should men be grateful for changing a diaper for their children, while it is natural for women to nurse and take care of their children in the middle of the night?

Just like now, when I opened my circle of friends, I happened to see a mother writing: I take care of him (her three-year-old son) all day. What's the difference between me and a single mother?

In the new era, women can earn their own living, not inferior to men in the workplace, but also arrange their lives in an orderly manner, taking care of their parents and raising their children. If they go home, they have to face a husband who is out of shape after giving birth to a child, and they don't feel sorry for their hard work and don't understand their husband, so it is understandable for women to think about this life.

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If your mother and your wife fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first? This historic problem has troubled countless people.

Although there will be no such dangerous scenes in life, it is inevitable to make a small noise in life if you look up and don't bow your head.

This is the most difficult problem in history, the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

Intercept a few views of shelling mother-in-law in the group to see if there is anything fishy.

Nostalgia: My mother-in-law and I live in the same building. When she saw a courier from the doorman scolding me, she said that you young people spend money indiscriminately.

Some people don't like to take care of children: I asked my aunt to take care of the children and wanted my mother-in-law. She actually asked me if I had a holiday at the weekend.

Some sow discord: I divorced because my former mother-in-law liked to sow discord between the couple too much.

There is also a preference for boys: after giving birth, my mother came out to call me "daughter" and my in-laws said "why, it's a daughter" in the ward. After that, I didn't want to talk to them.

Of course, there are also good mothers-in-law: I feel that I am married to my mother-in-law, and my mother-in-law is with me when I take my baby out.

Many people envy her having a good mother-in-law. It's good to have a good mother-in-law without a good husband, at least you don't have to live so tired.

However, the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is a little tense, and the unlucky husband is still a mother-in-law or something, so the situation is not good.

On the issue of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, as a mistress, it is a big violation for a daughter-in-law to openly oppose her mother-in-law. Therefore, it is very important for men to handle it properly at this time. If a man stands firm, doesn't take sides, doesn't cover up, or can discuss with his daughter-in-law privately when the old man can't persuade him, then I always feel that his daughter-in-law will not be so pretentious and much ado about nothing.

Never hold the idea that "there is only one mother, but the daughter-in-law can remarry anyway", so you have been with your mother all your life.

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In fact, many women in marriage have the idea that it doesn't really matter what their parents-in-law are like, but mainly their husbands. After all, I won't live with them all my life, but if a man doesn't help his wife when her mother-in-law gives birth without reason, then such a man won't care.

I didn't understand when I was young. I thought marriage was a matter for two people. After getting married, I found that marriage is actually a matter for two families. For the husband's family, it is nothing more than an extra pair of chopsticks, but for women, they will leave their parents who have lived for more than 20 years and start a new life in a family that is not related by blood. Maybe they'll be under siege.

Marriage management is really important. Don't let two people stay together for so many years and end up as bad reviewers of each other.

I like Mr. Jiang Yang's view on marriage very much: I am an old man, and I am just saying some old sayings. For the times, I am a laggard, and I have no good words to contribute to modern marriage. It's just that under the trend of material supremacy, I want to remind young friends that the most important thing in the combination of men and women is the degree of affection and mutual understanding. Only by understanding can we appreciate each other's attraction, support and encouragement, two of a kind.