Funny words (47 selected sentences)

2, the ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.

3, hands in pockets, no one loves.

4, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

5, people are not smart, learn from others baldness.

6, holding a kitchen knife in his hand to cut wires, lightning.

7. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.

8, the tree wants to be quiet and the wind does not stop, the more I love that he is not there.

9. Red beans don't grow in the south, but grow my face. I really miss it!

10. Those who don't want to be slaves are willing to be slaves of RMB.

1 1, stepping on the rhythm of the times and riding the east wind of school construction!

12, what are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

13, I like you so much. If you like me, you will die.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

15, after studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better!

16, the sky is not responsible for me, but it still hurts my heart and bones.

17, I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that I was scrapped until today.

18, it's not hard to be single, but it's hard to deal with those who want you to end it.

19, I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to enter my world.

20. I believe that a man will come to this world for my torture.

2 1, the New Year bell is about to ring, and the wheel of time has left a deep mark.

22. Teenagers don't run amok, they are bold, and when they are old, they ask where they come from.

23. In addition to the leaders of the regional bureaus, we also found old partners and old comrades whom we haven't seen for a long time.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

25. I am not a fortune teller on the overpass. I can't nag so much about what you like to hear.

26. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zedd. You never know who will be the next unfortunate person.

27. You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't be self-sufficient in happiness.

I really want to sing a song in this festive festival, but today is not my day.

29. With the blessing of the New Year and the expectation at the beginning of the new year, let's get together at this beautiful moment!

The word "life" reminds me of concussion and spinal spasm in the past twenty years. Never got to the point.

3 1, the symbol of immature men can be sacrificed for ideals, and the symbol of mature men can be humble for ideals.

32. The first round of luck has been sent out, and it doesn't matter if the teacher doesn't get the prize. Maybe luck will come soon.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

34, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If you commit a crime against me, you will be respectful and respectful; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

In the past year, under the leadership of the school, our teachers and students kept pace with the times and achieved a historic leap in all work.

I want to wake up and open my eyes one day and find myself sitting on a desk and chair in a primary school classroom. The chalk thrown by the teacher hit me right on the forehead.

At this moment, we have already felt the breath of spring. This is the spring of our micro-people, and it is also the spring of all of us.

38. Thank you, Teacher Ma, for your blessing! We sincerely send all our blessings to everyone here, wishing you all the best in the new year and all your wishes come true!

Please pay attention to the basis of our lucky draw: every teacher will receive a number when entering school, which may be the lucky number that brings you good luck today.

40. The beauty of knowledge lies in chaos; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid and having no regrets; The beauty of men lies in lying during the day.

4 1. Today, we gather here to feel the true feelings with our hearts and melt the chill outside the window with love. Today, we are gathered here to enjoy the happiness and good times brought by fate.

42. Friendship is sharing weal and woe and helping each other. Wrong time is good advice, inspiring each other; It is sincere comfort and timely help when you get lost; That's the cheer and happiness when you succeed.

43. Today's activities will be added twice. If you win your number, congratulations! Please take the New Year Award home! I hope that when the new year comes, the god of luck will surround you closely.

Teachers have made their own contributions to the development of the school. After retirement, many teachers continue to care about the school and make suggestions for its new development. To thank them, please give them an award!

45. I finally understand that I am the one you are looking for, and you are waiting for my appearance. When you called me, I was already in no way back, and my brain was blank. I could only walk up to you in front of hellip; Hellip traffic police.

46, a flower, a world; A cup of tea, a true feeling; A message, a greeting; A relationship, a lifetime blessing. At the beginning of the new year: a new beginning, releasing new hope; New journey, new success.

47.do you want to be happy? Think about it! The secret of conveying your happiness: keep healthy, laugh more, control your emotions, be optimistic, exercise, keep in touch, be open-minded, make friends, work hard and keep a low profile. Practice hard and ensure happiness!