What are some jokes about practicing your mouth?

1, the soup goes to the tower, the tower slides the soup, and the soup burns the tower.

2. Tear paper and eat persimmons through the window.

3, holding the gray chicken on the plane, the plane takes off, and the gray chicken wants to fly.

4, eat grapes without spitting grape skin, do not eat grapes and spit grape skin.

5, the process is not good, the materials are used at a cost, which is exactly what will be free and the cost will not.

6. Wisteria is placed on the headland, and there are bronze bells hanging on all sides of wisteria. The wind blows the rattan, the bronze bell rings, and the wind sets the bronze bell.

7. There is a Ding family in the east of the bridge and a Ding family in the west of the bridge. One day, Qiaodong Dingjia said Qiaoxi Dingjia's melons were good, and Qiaoxi Dingjia said Qiaodong Dingjia's watermelons were good. I wonder if the watermelon in Qiaodong Dingjia is good? Or the melon of Josidine's family?

8. Jiang Jiayang, Yang Jiaqiang, Jiang Jiayang knocked down Yang Jiaqiang, Yang Jiaqiang crushed Jiang Jiayang, Yang Jia let Jiang Jiaqiang lose the wall, and Jiang Jia let Yang Jia lose the sheep.

9, a lame man, holding a donkey; A camel pulling a car; A blind man with a baby in his arms. The lame donkey hit the camel's car; The camel's car knocked down the blind child; The blind beat the camel, and the camel beat the lame.

10. Grandma Dong has a white cat with a white nose and a big nose. There is also a big white cat with a white nose at the second mother-in-law's house in the west. One day, my grandmother's white-nosed big white cat and my grandmother's white-nosed big white cat fought. I didn't know that my grandmother's white-nosed big white cat won. Or did the white-nosed big white cat from the second mother-in-law in the west win?

1 1. In Liuhe County, there was a 66-year-old man named Lu. He built 66 buildings, bought 66 baskets of oil, piled them in 66 buildings, planted 66 weeping willows, raised 66 cows and kept them in 66 weeping willows. A gust of wind blew down 66 buildings, overturned 66 baskets of oil, broke 66 weeping willows, killed 66 cows and killed 66-year-old Lu in Liuhe County.