Let’s watch the Meteor Shower script for Love Apartment 3. It’s two episodes long, just the lines. Thank you. Urgent.

.Guangu: Will you be bitten by a snake if you walk more?

Yifei: It’s okay. If you meet a snake, just tell it a ghost story and listen to the snake smile. It won’t bite you when it’s opened

Yuyou: It’s said that mushrooms will glow at night

Guangu: You’ve fought too many Plants vs. Zombies

Qiao: Why is the moonlight still twinkling?

Xiao Xian: The moon is short-circuited

Yifei: Idiot, this is lightning

Yuyou: So the meteor shower is coming There will be lightning before

Guangu: What lightning brings is not a meteor shower, but a thunderstorm

Xiao Xian: There is no need for such a big move as the revision

Lisa: Please use your duodenum to think about it and not revise it. Where did the sponsor come from?

Xiao Xian: Lisa, you brush your tea, not Lisa, you drink your teeth

Lisa: What do you mean?

Xian: It is very necessary for Nuolan to join our group. Even if some people have opinions, they are still some wretched villains who don’t understand the general situation and me. The relationship is not about big issues of right and wrong. I am too measured.

Nuo Lan: Don’t be nervous. This is the first time. We cooperate well and have a happy cooperation.

Xiao Xian: I’m kidding. I am a professional. Welcome to listen to my moon. You---sorry. Welcome to listen to your moon. My heart. Today Xiaoxian is very happy to introduce to all the viewers----sorry. I am introducing a new partner to all the listeners---uh sorry haha. It’s a new friend. She is the famous radio host Ruoran. Sorry, it’s Nuo Nan. What’s your name?

. Meijia: The world is dangerous in business. If you sign contracts like this, you will be cheated. You are a pig these days. Why can’t you increase your prices if they’re already going up?

Mika: Let me introduce you to Mr. Katarō Yang, a famous Japanese film producer who has in-depth cooperation with our company.

Director: What’s wrong with Mutton Kushiro Taro’s face?

Mika: Oh, he has been following Director Takeshi Kitano for a long time. You know that cramps are contagious. Director Takeshi Kitano also fell in love with Yuyoufei Rang. She is going to star in the new sequel of "Battle Royale"

Director: I didn't hear that "Battle Royale" is going to make a new sequel

Sekiya: This is the highest level of our company The name of the secret new sequel is "Battle Royale: Kill Again"

Director: Your friend is probably not from Kitano Director Company

Mika: How do you know

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Director: Because the director of "Battle Royale" is Fukasaku Kinji and not Kitano Takeshi

. Mika: Many stars were not actors before they debuted. I am not the Yamaguchi group to let you join the crew. It's okay. I'm a professional cheater and I won't cheat on you.

Zhan Bo: You won't trick us into playing a supporting role, right?

Zi Qiao: Probably playing Song Bing A, cannon fodder, B, gangster, C, bandit, D, I want to play Lu Bu. When I was six years old, I swore to Baiyun that if I was lucky enough to enter the entertainment industry in this life, I would play Lu Bu, because I was born for this role, the strongest man on land.

Meijia: I will spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda.

Yuyou: Meijia, I really want to do a circus (Zhanbo: Just go to the circus). I mean horse riding.

Meijia: Okay, let me sum it up. You are the queen, you are Lu Bu, you are a man more ruthless than Lu Bu, you are an actor, you are a circus, right? Then let’s... wash up and sleep. Is it a human request?

. The script of the decisive battle at the top of the Forbidden City

Zhan Bo (Wei Zhongxian): I am reporting to the leader that there may be a decisive battle in the tower tonight when I watch the sky at night

< p>Yifei (Dongfang Bubai): Go to the Forbidden City for a decisive battle. What are you doing at Heimuya?

Zhanbo (Wei Zhongxian): Leader, you are in the Forbidden City now

Yifei (Dongfang) Undefeated): As expected, I traveled through time again

Zhanbo: Why am I a eunuch

Meijia: You didn’t say so yourself. You have to play an impressive role and from two levels. The character you came to interpret is very suitable for you. Besides, this is not an ordinary eunuch. The famous eunuch Wei Zhongxian

Zhan Bo: Why did Wei Zhongxian become the eunuch of the Invincible East... Two Eunuchs

Ziqiao (Lu Bu): Who is coming? Please tell me your name

Sekiya (Hattori Hanzo): Have you lost your way again? Damn, are you a local? How should I get to Kabukicho (all in Japanese)< /p>

Zi Qiao (Lu Bu):...Give Diao Chan back to me and stop talking nonsense. I will take your head first

Zhan Bo (Wei Zhongxian): Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...... p>

.Yifei: Domineering side leakage

Guangu: The enemy is so embarrassed that I drag her clothes

The beginning of the front is like this (13, followed by 14)

Mejia, Yifei: It’s over, it’s over

Meijia: I brought a barbecue grill but not chicken wings, what should I do?

Yifei: How about we Did Zeng Xiaoxian bake it? I wasn’t hungry, so it’s all because of this dead man who made a rice dumpling

Meijia: Don’t mention the rice dumplings

Yifei: Spring rolls

Meijia: Stop talking. I'm so hungry that I can't stand it any more

Yifei: Zeng Xiaoxian, do you have anything to eat?

Xiaoxian: I went through a lot of hard work and carried N tents up here, how can I still return them? Do you have the strength to carry food?

Yifei: What should we do? Is your meat delicious?

Mika: Yes, we can hunt. There is not much else in the wild. There must be a lot of pheasants

Yifei: That’s settled

Meijia: Let’s go

Further questions

Thank you, is there anything next? , I haven’t seen it on the Internet

Answer to Xiaoxian: I’m kidding, what are you using to fight? Yifei: Have you forgotten? I know ninjutsu. Yifei: Let’s go. Meijia: Let's go

(In the tent on the screen, Sekiya tells a ghost story to Yuyou)

Sekiya: It was already midnight when the doctor finished the emergency treatment, and the elevator came at this time. There happened to be a beautiful female nurse inside, and the two of them took the elevator down together. However, when the elevator went down to the first floor, it did not open the door and went directly to the third underground floor.

The elevator door opened slowly, and a little girl was seen standing at the door. Suddenly, the doctor quickly closed the elevator door. The female nurse asked, why not let her come up? The doctor said,

The third underground floor is the hospital's morgue. The hospital will tie a red ribbon on the right wrist of all the dead patients. And the little girl On her wrist, there was just such a red ribbon. The female nurse listened and said with a sinister smile...

Mika: Really, such a red ribbon

Yuyou: This is a good joke too

Guangu: This is a ghost story

Yifei: I am afraid of ghosts and even telling ghost stories makes me scream like that

Mika: Yifei and I are going to hunt for food, do you want to come together? Go ahead.

Yuyou: Hunting is fun, I’ll go, I’ll go

Guangu: Wait wait (Japanese), this is a nature reserve, hunting is not allowed

Yifei: We have done the survey. There is an open area over the creek, no problem, but you may need to walk more.

Guangu: Walk more Will you be bitten by a snake on the road?

Yifei: It’s okay. If you encounter a snake, just tell it a ghost story. Listen to the snake and open its mouth when it smiles

It won’t bite you.

Yuyou: Guangu, let’s go hunting. How romantic! Telling funny jokes in a tent is so boring

Too much chatting

Guangu: This is a ghost story

Yuyou: Come on, come on, change your clothes

(Another shot: Zi Qiao and Zhan Bo are peeking)

Zi Qiao: What are you looking at

Zhan Bo: Shh, there are two girls in the tent opposite

Zi Qiao: It’s so exciting, let me see, let me see

Zhan Bo: What are you looking at? The goalkeeper saved the ball

Zi Qiao: We have been playing football for a long time. Wait, there are still people playing football on this mountain

Zhan Bo: They are playing football games

Zi Qiao: Impossible, where did they come from? Electricity

Zhanbo: They seem to really have a TV, PS3 and a diesel generator

Ziqiao: It’s incredible

Zhanbo: You too I think they are incredibly bad at playing.

Ziqiao: As a healthy man, what we should pay attention to is not the game but the people who play the game

Zhanbo : Yes

Zi Qiao: Those are two beauties with their fronts and backs curved. That’s the key point

Zhan Bo: No wonder they play so poorly