Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Who has the funniest joke in the world?
Who has the funniest joke in the world?
1. One day, a young man who was chasing the wind met Zhou Bichang on the road, so he asked: "Are you only Zhou Bichang?!" The man said, "Yes, I am a pig-nosed person." It turns out that person heard Zhou Bichang as "a pig with a long nose." Well, who has such bad hearing?
2. On the way, Xiao Ming muttered: 12345, go up and shoot the tiger; the tiger is not at home. He just wanted to go hunting squirrels again. Unexpectedly, the tiger suddenly popped out and said, "Who said I'm not at home?"
3. There is a big tree in the forest. There is a wolf under the big tree and a crow couple on the big tree. One day the wolf went out to look for food, and the male crow also went out to look for food. Only the female crow was at home. After a while, the wolf quickly found food. It was a fat sheep, which looked beautiful and delicious. The wolf couldn't wait to eat it. It got up and entered the wolf's belly in less than a moment. At this time the male crow came back, and the female crow said to the male crow: "Hubby, the sheep down there is dead." Then...
- Previous article:What's the difference between comics and comics?
- Next article:A joke that makes people laugh.
- Related articles
- The eloquence stories of ancient celebrities
- The omen of bleeding when I dream that my hand is punctured by glass.
- There is a novel about the hero who beat the glory of the king. If you are proficient in red, you can use the hero's skills in reality?
- I had a dream about ghosts, and the ghosts said to me, do you believe in ghosts in this world? I said believe, the ghost said why, I said you are not a ghost?
- Marry a black joke
- Don¡¯t use those unprofessional software such as Kingsoft to let foreigners see the joke! We are waiting for professional English translation experts to help translate it. Thank you very much!
- Pang joked.
- How to pronounce "wadaya gonna do" correctly in American oral English (phonetic spelling), and do you need to roll your tongue for the weak pronunciation of "A" of are?
- Get up and pee. Don't get up until you get wet. How to reply humorously?
- Why is Khrushchev called "corn machine"