Funny text messages seek the Year of the Tiger at zero.

I want you to know that our friendship is very important to me. I cry when you cry, and I laugh when you laugh. When you jumped from the window … I looked down at you … and then … I smiled again.

I needed you so much last night. I want to taste your taste. I want you to enter my body and exert your energy, but I can't find you … Ah, my cold spirit! ! !

Today, I saw a thing in the shop window. She was dazzling and charming beyond imagination. I was going to buy her for you … until I realized that it was actually my other self in the window.

When I turned away, you cried helplessly behind me. This pain makes me understand how much I love you. I turned around and hugged you: this pig is not for sale. I wish you a happy Spring Festival.

Yesterday, I dreamed of you. The sky is clear and the sun is shining. You stand by the blue sea. I stabbed you with a stick: hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

I want to invite you to dinner, but I can't pay because of the water cut during the day and the power cut at night. I have no ability to open the manual to find the answer. It turned out to be the primary stage of life. When I look back, my god, it will remain unchanged for a hundred years! Can I invite you to dinner? Happy new year!

Good luck in the year of the tiger and fat pig in the year of the pig. As strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Good luck is like cow hair; Business is steaming like Dapeng.

Wish you a happy Spring Festival! Are you safe in the distance? In the distant thoughts, what changes is my face, and what remains unchanged is my heart that I love you forever! may you have a happy new year!

The Spring Festival is coming, I wish you good luck every day, a better life, and a lottery ticket in the middle of the year. If you forget me, be careful of getting hit with a stick!

A flower that has been picked for a long time is reluctant to lose; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I didn't remember to collect it when the rain stopped; A road has been walking for a long time, and it can't go to the end when it gets dark; Anyway, I've been waiting for a long time … Happy New Year!

If you dare to be unhappy during the Spring Festival, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into vibration, your ears into chords, your whole body into a straight board, and then you will be depressed. If you dare, use it second-hand.

No matter how much water there is in the sea, how big the mountain is, how many legs the spider has, how spicy the pepper is, no matter how ghost bin Laden is and how tired the United States is, you are the most beautiful in the Spring Festival!

Let me cross the mountain, cross the gutter, cross the traffic lights, jump over the road, cross the alley, flash past the old lady selling popsicles, and get into your ear: Happy Spring Festival!

We are the Royal Hong Kong Police. We wish you a happy new year and all the best. Accepting blessings is the only way out! Otherwise, it will rain heavily in the Year of the Tiger, and I will shoot you happily every day! Happy spring festival!

The company is like a big tree full of monkeys. Looking up, it's all ass; Looking down, all smiles; Look around, full of eyes and ears. The new year has come, I wish you two more branches, one more smiling face and one less ass!

I wish you a new year. When you are busy at work, you can win money by yourself at cards. Your passbook is infinitely increased, your pocket is full of dollars, your bed is crowded with beautiful women, and your lover is fierce and sweet.

Spring Festival is coming, Zhu Jun: Pepsi! Everything is Fanta! Every day, wow, haha! Happy every month! Go to Gao Legao every year! It feels like Sprite! Always eye-catching

I wish you a fortune in the new year, set foot on Marlboro, have a career in Hongtashan, love your wife better than Ashima, and have financial resources all over Greater China.

The leader is partial to you, the police are partial to you, the court is partial to you, the official wealth accompanies you, the daughter-in-law lets you eat and drink, the fortune covers you, and only you win the prize!

The sunshine of Mount Everest and the wealth of Bill Gates are both gifts for you. Please take this most sincere blessing and let happiness accompany you forever. I wish all the best next year and a happy Spring Festival!

During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, freeze diamonds, grow emerald trees, hang pearl frost and bear agate fruits. Watch out for being hit!

When the Spring Festival comes, their jobs will fall on you, your wife will smile at you, the girls will hug you, and money will float to you, making you shout: Yes, yes, yes. ...

Happy new year! Sincerely bless you: God bless you! God cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! To get clouds, to get rain. There is plenty of wine and gold everywhere.

New year, get rich and lucky! Leaders follow you, cars let you, money sticks to you, public security protects you, real estate depends on you, and Xiaomi follows you.

To welcome and celebrate the New Year, the God of Wealth strode to the door, congratulating Tianfu and making a fortune. A pair of congenial men and women, their work went smoothly, their wages went up, and the bosses were all smiling.

Come on in the new year, be full of energy, burn high incense, observe the relationship in the Gregorian calendar, be familiar with business, make more friends, be loyal to marriage, win the lottery prize by car, make money, and be blessed by the rich god of wealth. Happy new year!

Friendship is delicious rice, hot pot and burning spirit Erguotou. Hungry again, have a drink for the New Year!

Are you ready for my new year's red envelope? Press when you are ready, press when I say yes ... What friend, I will accept it!

A new tourist route for the New Year, the seven-day tour of Afghanistan, was grandly launched: staying in a terrorist training camp, learning to make bombs and anthrax viruses, and those with excellent results will be fortunate to be the successors of bin Laden!

No matter how far away we are, our friendship will be so sincere ... jokes are essential on festive days. In the Spring Festival of 2009, I want to offer my sincere wishes to my friends with classic and funny short messages, wishing them a happy New Year!

Happy new year! Sincerely bless you: God bless you! God cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! To get clouds, to get rain. Happy new year! Although these four words only cost me 1 cent, they are equivalent to 1.5 tons of blessings on you!

I wish you in the new year: financial resources are rolling, you are like a fat pig; Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Money is rolling in, a dime a dozen!

In order to thank you for your care and support over the years, we will give you a generous reward during the New Year! Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get my value 10 yuan's New Year's message!

I wish the new year smooth sailing, the two dragons take off, the three sheep bloom in Thailand, the four seasons are safe, five blessings, the June 6th Universiade, the seven stars shine high, all directions come to make money, and 99 is United and perfect!

Pain is the best of others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed by heart, and there is nothing important in the world. Happy new year!

The new year is coming. I want to give you something, but I'm not going to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

God said: Happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a person who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends. You will have everything! Happy new year!

It's really tiring to be alive: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer if you love you, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money! There is a charge for texting! may you have a happy new year!

May you be beautiful every day, happy all the time, healthy all the time, lucky all the time, never lonely and rich in financial resources! Happy new year!

If you are alone now, I wish you a happy new year; If it's two people, it's also a happy new year; If it is a group, please tell me where you are.

Wish: reunification begins and everything will be renewed; Good luck every year, peace every year; Financial resources are rolling, rich and auspicious; Happiness, happiness and celebration; Bamboo is safe and full of blessings; Cheerful!

I wish: the leader is partial to you, the police are partial to you, the court is partial to you, the official transportation is with you, the daughter-in-law lets you eat and drink whatever you want, and the fortune covers you. Only you win the prize!

Do n't move Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy New Year to you!

The new year is coming, you in the distance, take good care of yourself, eat when you are hungry, wear when you are cold, sleep when you are sleepy, and turn your head when you see a handsome guy! I wish you a happy New Year

Friendship is delicious rice, hot pot and burning spirit Erguotou. Hungry again, have a drink on New Year's Day!

Do n't move Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy New Year to you!

I will get an electric shock when I see you; If you can't see you, you want to charge; Without you, I will lose my strength. Love you is my profession, miss you is my profession, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty! I wish you a happy New Year!

You can take good care of yourself in the distance, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose, and sneeze occasionally, which means I am thinking of you! ! may you have a happy new year!

You dream during the day and at night. You should take good care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose. If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you! may you have a happy new year!

I wrote your name all over the sky and was taken away by the clouds. I wrote your name all over the mountain and was taken away by the wind. I wrote your name on the street, kao, and was taken away by the police! I wish you a happy New Year!

Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart. may you have a happy new year! Happy forever!

Love is the yearning of the heart, the resonance of feelings, the collision of inspiration, the shining of electric light, the sweet dew and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day! may you have a happy new year!

Will you marry me? I will make you the second happiest person in the world! Why is it the second happiest person? Because I am the happiest person! I wish you a happy Year of the Tiger!

Today is Valentine's Day, let's date! I want to go to the seaside with you and listen to the sound of the sea. I will take you to climb the highest stone near Shanghai, and then … kick you down! may you have a happy new year!

You and I embrace and listen to the New Year's bell like the breath of rings. Around our common dream, our full love turns into a sincere blessing "Happy New Year"!

Want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh … honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby! may you have a happy new year!

Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid, and he will tell you for me. I only like you, I only care about you, I only wait for you. may you have a happy new year!

I haven't heard your voice for a long time, and no one has listened to my heart-to-heart talk for a long time. I really miss you in the days when snowflakes are flying. I wish you a happy New Year and a lucky Year of the Tiger!

I'll give you what you want. Of course I won't give it to you if you want it. You can't ask me not to give it to you. You said I wouldn't give it to you! Be reasonable, I don't love you, who loves you! Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

Guess: All the birds flying by Swan Lake are extinct, so it is meaningless to walk in pairs. The two trees are not connected with the center of the forest. If you don't want to fly first (type four words), ............... replied: I miss you very much! may you have a happy new year!

So far away, no gifts, no big meals, only I care about your heart and my most sincere wishes: Happy New Year. The year of the tiger is developed! I wish you a happy Year of the Tiger!

On Valentine's Day, I miss you in the distance, hoping to become a homing pigeon and fly to your place, even if all I can do is a simple action: pull a bubble on your head! may you have a happy new year!