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A fairy tale about who stole the cake.

Giraffes want to have a big birthday for themselves. He invited rabbits, cows, horses, goats and other gentle animals to participate. Monkeys, chickens, pigs, dogs and so on. After learning the news, I also came to celebrate. The birthday party was held in a cave. Zhi Zhu lived in a cave and attended the giraffe's birthday party together. Parrots and peacocks among birds also joined in. They were all warmly welcomed by giraffes.

This time, all the animals who decided to attend the birthday party discussed in advance how to give giraffes a grand and meaningful birthday.

Finally, the giraffe's birthday arrived, and all the invited animals came to congratulate with prepared gifts. Chickens bring eggs, pigs bring flour, cows bring milk, rabbits bring carrots, and monkeys bring all kinds of fruits and vegetables. They are going to make a big fat cake for giraffes.

Through their joint efforts, they finally made this big and rich cake. At the bottom of the cake is pastry, with cheese in the middle and fresh fruit on top, which is enough for everyone to have a nice meal. Looking at the cake made by ourselves, everyone was satisfied and their mouths watered.

After the cake was made, they began to decorate the "hall" to make the cave as festive as possible. In order to avoid being disturbed, the spider sealed the hole with its own spider silk, so that everyone could enjoy it in the hole.

The cave is decorated with lanterns and colorful decorations, properly arranged and full of festive atmosphere, just like a big ballroom. In the afternoon, they began a theatrical performance. This is also their customary birthday step, making cakes in the morning, performing arts in the afternoon, then eating, and finally sharing cakes together.

It's time for everyone to show their talents. The parrot first went up and sang a song, which won numerous applause. Then, the peacock danced a peacock dance, which made the audience envious. The chameleon performed a magic trick, which became a highlight of the program. Monkeys are omnipotent. He performed acrobatics for everyone this time, and his superb skills made the audience applaud. Finally, the rabbit performed. The rabbit told everyone one joke after another. Everyone laughed their heads off, immersed in a cheerful atmosphere. In order to improve everyone's interest, the rabbit decided to give you a classic tongue twister that is difficult to pronounce. Because the rabbit was so involved, he actually cut his mouth into three pieces. It can be said that every guest present is very talented. After the performance, everyone was very happy.

They are preparing to have dinner together. At this moment, a Mickey mouse came in. He brought a lot of wine to congratulate the giraffe. At first, everyone did not welcome him, but in order not to spoil everyone's fun, everyone agreed to let him in. Mickey mouse has long liked that kind of cake. He wants to get everyone drunk by toasting and then take the cake for himself. While eating, he kept pouring wine for everyone and boxing with everyone. Everyone had a good time and lost their vigilance against him. Some guests, such as pigs and cows, get drunk after only a few drinks; Mickey mouse's cup is made of mud, and the wine is quickly absorbed by the cup as soon as it is poured in, so he only drinks a small amount of wine. Because the giraffe's neck is too long, wine almost evaporates from its mouth to its stomach, so giraffes don't get drunk after drinking a lot of wine. The rabbit's cup is made of plastic. He was afraid of being scolded by his wife when he was drunk, so he came up with a good idea. He inserted a small hole in his cup with a needle, then chatted with the giraffe as much as possible, let the wine flow slowly along the extension of the cup, and then pretended to be drunk. The dog hates drinking. He wants to secretly pour some wine when everyone is not looking, but Mickey Mouse keeps an eye on it too closely, so he has to drink it patiently to save face. Finally, everyone was drunk and fell asleep feebly on the ground.

At this time, Mickey mouse began to act. He wanted to steal the cake and share it with his wife, but the hole was blocked by a spider and he couldn't get out at all. Finally, he decided to keep the cake for himself. The drunken guests didn't wake up until the next afternoon. When they woke up, almost all the cakes were eaten by mice. That's weird. Why did you wake up and the cake was gone? Who stole the cake? They began to investigate.

The pig first put forward: "whoever has the biggest belly will steal it." This time, all the guests turned their eyes to the pig's stomach. The pig argued, "even if I don't eat, my stomach is still so big." It is said that if someone steals from others, his neck will get longer and longer. Whoever has the longest neck is the one who steals it. " At this time, all eyes are focused on the giraffe. The calf said, "Today is his birthday. Even if he ate the cake, it is reasonable, but he was the last one to wake up." The giraffe said to the pig, "You are a pig. You can think of such a bad idea. It's very kind of you to celebrate for me How can I steal the cake behind your back? The pony said, "Let the dog smell it. Whoever has the strongest taste of the cake will steal it. "Mickey Mouse is in a hurry. He ran to the ground covered with cake and fell down on purpose so that he could escape. Dogs still can't tell. Mickey Mouse added, "The cake must have been stolen by the first guy who woke up. The rooster said, "It's unreasonable. You brought wine. You're the culprit.

Everyone is fighting like a bee. Mickey mouse's stomach is very bloated because he ate a big cake. He is very nervous. He couldn't help hiding in the corner of the hole and pulled a pile of feces, but he attracted a fly. The fly is at the door and has taken a fancy to the pile of feces. At this time, the spider hurriedly opened the door to let the flies in. The spider said to the fly, "As long as you can help us find out who ate the cake secretly, we will give you this pile of feces." The fly is very happy. After the test of flies, Mickey mouse made shit and ate the cake secretly.

Finally, the truth came out. Mickey Mouse was arrested by everyone, and everyone was discussing how to punish him. At night, when everyone was asleep, Mickey decided to dig a hole. Unexpectedly, the spider found it. The spider grabbed him out of the hole and immediately bit him, saying, "You are covered with my venom now. As long as you listen to us and do as we say, I will detoxify you, otherwise, you will soon die of poisoning and see if you dare to escape. " Actually, this is a lie to Mickey Mouse. At this time, all the guests woke up, and they decided to punish Mickey mouse like this: they asked Mickey mouse to prepare his own food and make a bigger and more delicious cake, which was enough for them to eat together for three days.

Mickey mouse can't promise, but how can he make this big cake well?

He used the following methods: Mickey Mouse invited many mouse friends. They first stole 50 Jin of flour, 50 Jin of rice flour and 50 eggs from farmers' homes, and then stole a lot of fruits from the orchard. In order to affirm their contribution, they also stole cheese and chocolate from the store. They made a lot of efforts to make this big cake well. Several Mickey mice almost died in the cat's mouth and were almost caught by the shopkeeper.

Finally, the cake is ready. Mickey mouse took the cake to the hole, and by this time he was exhausted. All the friends who came to congratulate the giraffe couldn't help laughing. Mickey mouse knows that he has been cheated. It turns out that the spider didn't inject him with venom. He is a harmless spider. Rats are going crazy.

Therefore, all the animals in the cave forgave him and regarded him as their friend. They once again held a happy celebration in the cave.