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What if you don't buy flowers?

If you don't buy five kinds of flowers, no matter how beautiful the flowers are, the merchants can't understand them.

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Original three months ago.

If you don't buy five kinds of flowers, no matter how beautiful the flowers are, the merchants can't understand them.

With the progress of the times and the gradual improvement of living standards, many friends are also pursuing the quality of life. They will not only pay attention to food and clothing, but also raise some flowers and plants at home, improve their happiness index and increase their owners' taste. We must keep our eyes open when we buy flowers and plants. Don't bring some plants that will die when we buy them home. It's unlucky and irritating. For example, don't buy these five kinds, no matter how beautiful they are. If you don't understand, it's easy to be cheated.

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Off-season flower

Out-of-season flowers are just like out-of-season fruits, so it is not recommended to buy them. For example, plants that usually bloom in winter bloom brilliantly in summer, or plants that bloom in summer. If it is also sold in the winter flower market, it is all anti-season flowers, not natural flowering plants. They are basically just taken out of the greenhouse. It may be hormone flowers, which are difficult to feed when bought home. They can also be said to be disposable flowers, wasting money and energy.

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Flowers in a flowerpot

It is also not recommended to buy flowers that have just been potted. Plants that have just been potted will have a process of adapting to the environment, and this kind of flower is likely to rot or even renovate, which is not conducive to growth. After you take it home, you have to adapt to the environment again, which is more difficult to serve and easy to die, especially for inexperienced friends.

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Colored cactus

Many people were taken in by this and bought a pot of cactus with very bright colors. As a result, it has not improved for several years. When I pulled it out, I found it was a fake flower and made a joke.

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In order to attract people's attention and even increase the chances of sales, many businesses will spray various colors of pigments on the surface of cactus, which are colorful and difficult to distinguish between true and false. It is very likely that they will buy a pot of fake flowers to go home. Even if they buy a real cactus, it is difficult for this plant sprayed with dye to survive. Buy a pot and you're dead.

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Flowers with unusually bright leaves

Now, more and more people like to raise some leafy plants. Even if leafy plants don't bloom, they are full of vitality. However, when buying green plants and flowers, we should also be careful not to buy unusually bright ones. It is likely that the merchant sprayed whitening agents, such as bamboo and green radish. This brightener hinders photosynthesis and cell respiration of plants, which is very unfavorable to plant growth and may be.

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Bare-rooted flower

Bare-rooted flowers are not recommended, fearing that the version is wrong. I wanted to buy a more expensive variety. When I bought it and raised it at home, I found that it was actually a fake, so the merchant recognized the psychology that consumers would be greedy and cheap.

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In addition, there are some bare-rooted flowers that have been eliminated by merchants, which have no development value and may be dying. It's hard to feed after buying home. To be on the safe side, don't buy these flowers.