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High IQ fly
? No, I met a fly, not only tenacious, but also with a high IQ. I fight for "300 rounds".
? When I was watching TV at home, suddenly a small fly landed on the fruit. Singing proudly, flapping our wings and rubbing our feet, it seems that we are going to be infected with fruit at any time, so we are not allowed to have a good meal and let ourselves have a good meal.
? I quietly approached the fly, smacked and lay motionless on the table. I thought it was dead, so I touched it proudly, flicked it with my fingers and said to myself, you won't let me eat fruit, will you? Ah! Show off in an ostentatious manner! Stand up if you can.
? Suddenly a black shadow flashed before my eyes. I stopped and looked at the table. Why did the "dead" fly disappear? Where are the flies? Where are the flies? I looked around and found a fly on the wall, waving to me with one foot. It seems to say, "Hey, I didn't expect to come back from the dead!" " ! That's my trick "fake death", hehe, I'm smart! Come and hit me, come and hit me, you people are too arrogant. Hey, bye. "
? This fly tickles my roots and makes me angry. I raised my broom and hit him crazily. Unexpectedly, this time, flies with high IQ are extremely flexible. It not only escaped my attack again and again, but also mocked me as it flew: "You can't hit me, you can't hit me."
? This fly still lives in my house because of its high IQ.
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