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A short sentence that implicitly expresses 520

1.520 This sentence is very funny. I silently watched the couple show their love.

520, only 250 will regard this day as a holiday, and there is a funny signature about 520 online Valentine's Day.

1, a boy is shy. The advertisement is written on the note: 520 13 14. (I love you all my life) When the note came back, it said (520+1314) *10. The boy was ecstatic. The female classmate said coldly, "The calculation result is 18340 (a fan killed you)."

2, this is the reality, or wash and sleep, don't wait to confess. Don't even want April Fool's Day, and expect 520? !

3. It's almost May 20th, and I'm going to get a license with my girlfriend. I just had a good talk with her. I said, have you thought about it? Are you sure you want to get a license with me? She nodded solemnly, and I was relieved. Say, you can't just say goodbye if you get angry after quarreling. She said, I know, to say divorce. . . Master feng Yu

Funny talk about 520 online Valentine's Day

Many people can only finish the first two thirds of the word "confession day" today. @ Ma Boyong

5, Valentine's Day confession April Fool's Day confession Singles Day confession, but children, there are only two kinds of people in the world: you can get a confession at any time and you will be rejected at any time. It has nothing to do with time. @ Maidian Manager

6, what 520, tomorrow 52 1 not that I love you. 522 is also the crazy festival of my second love. I like parting days. I like suicide day. I love my narcissism festival. I like skipping classes. I like to eat food festivals. 528. I like to undress shirtless. I like drunken festivals. As long as life is interesting, every day is a holiday.

2. What do you want to describe to express subtle and beautiful sentences? I think the sentences in many ancient poems are beautiful and reserved.

For example, "a thousand people shake hands, which makes my sleeves fragrant for three years" and "once the sea was difficult for water, it was amber forever".

My little collection →

Loving

② Life →

③ Describe summer →

3. The sentence about 520 520! I love you. Today is May 20th, and I want to send you nine words: "No, far, one, change, love, me, life, forever, you".

Can you send them to me in a complete sentence? I love you. Also in 520, the spring breeze releases the amorous feelings.

This heart is like a moon, drifting with the tide every night. I love you far and near, and I miss you in rain or shine.

Heaven and earth have never been quiet, and time and space are changeable. With you, there is scenery, and with you, there is warmth.

For you, I deleted distractions, installed ideas, posted ideas, copied ideas, filled in delusions and filled in ideas; 5.20 I love you has become my happiest talk, guarding you has become my most eager desire, and accompanying you has become my lifelong oath! I'm tired of thinking about you. I'm drunk for you alone. Life is very busy and tired, and I really want to sleep quietly; It's hard to love someone, so don't worry about right or wrong. Everything is floating clouds, 520 I love you, this is my oath! Make your heart into a kite, draw it full of happiness, tie it with emotion, and fly it to the sky of love on Valentine's Day of 520.com, bringing true feelings and deep blessings to your beloved. May you love more happily.

A caring heart rushes to you; A persistent feeling, like a shadow; Pursuing true love, I will be resolute; Stick to the happy base camp for you; 5.20 I love you, and my heart will always run and never stop! The night in May is full of joy, and the distance between two hearts is far away. I miss my dream at zero. I miss the beauty in my heart, and the abyss of love is really not shallow. You should come back to me. I love you! Today's 520, love you, set a coordinate: 5 degrees east longitude, 20 degrees north latitude, combined with 520 degrees; For your love, set a temperature: 100 degrees Fahrenheit; For your love, set a tolerance: I love you as much as my heart is big.

A love story, clouds on the face; A piece of emotion, wet fog cage covered with blue tiles; Warm eyes, ashamed of the crescent moon on the horizon; Snuggle up to each other, and their hair is dyed white. May happiness be with you on Valentine's Day and love to embrace the world.

520 13: 14, I am immortal. I love you. A bucket of 502 messages can't make you stick with me, but a 520 message can.

Even if it is 520 today and 52 1 tomorrow, it will be 522 the day after tomorrow. I like mourning. I like to leave.

524, I love it, 525, I love me ... Look, what's so white about it? I finally love myself ... 520 can last 1 day, while 13 14 only lasts 1 minute. Is it ironic? 520! I love you! A hundred years of life is too short and Noah's Ark is too far. Walking on the road of love, life is still too short.

520! I love you! Spend a lifetime with you: I love you! Rice, oil and salt are plain, but what cannot fade is sweet; Flowers bloom and fall, faces fade, and vows will never change; Time flies, fleeting, eternal is love; 520 confession day, I swear: I love you all my life! Today is 520, and my brother is single. I have to say, "Loneliness is great for me." 520! 52 1! 520! ! 52 1! ! 5200000! ! ! 52 1 1 1 1 1! ! ! Stop arguing! ! ! Fuck you two, faggot! ! ! If love is busy, I would like to be your top; If love is a passbook, I would like to be your bank. If love is happiness, I would like to be "your pistachio"; If love is a rose, I would like to be your rose garden.

I love you! Love to the end, never regret! Miss you is my living habit; Dreaming of you is my wish before going to bed; I am willing to love you; Marrying you is my greatest expectation. Today, May 20th, I want to say loudly: 520, I love you! Some people are destined to disappear in the years, some things are destined to be buried in memory, some feelings are destined to be immersed in honey, and some love is destined to be expressed in the mouth.

I love your heart here on Valentine's Day. I only love you once, and that is this life; I love you only for a moment, that is, for a lifetime; I love you, there is only one, and that is destiny takes a hand.

Today is May 20th, and I still love you! I love you. Although I don't know who to tell, I want to write down this moment.

I only said one thing today. All confessions will eventually prove to be white forms! I acted like a 250 in front of the 520 day.

If satisfied, please adopt it in time.

Collect 520 code words to express "I love you", the more the better, thank you. A word is short. No one in this world will collect so many "I love you" code words. Maybe you are too young, and you desperately want to express your unique romance in the person you like, but the greatest romance can't be described in words, but is sincere. Twelve years ago, I wrote a long poem to my girlfriend, and every sentence was true. The first word of every sentence is her name and love for her. At that time, she cried and said to me, thank you for your love. In fact, I love you more than you think. As a result, we were not married to each other, but I believe that we have never let go of this relationship, and we can't forget it and continue.

But we know that it is true to enjoy the happiness we have now, so I tell you that true love is to cheer with happy children and spend a lifetime together. Romance in this society has changed and become more practical.

5.520 Choose your own poetic confession! I love you! A hundred years of life is too short and Noah's Ark is too far.

Walking on the road of love, life is still too short. 520! I love you! Spend a lifetime with you: I love you! Rice, oil and salt are plain, but what cannot fade is sweet; Flowers bloom and fall, faces fade, and vows will never change; Time flies, fleeting, eternal is love; 520 confession day, I swear: I love you all my life! If love is busy, I would like to be your top; If love is a passbook, I would like to be your bank. If love is happiness, I would like to be "your pistachio"; If love is a rose, I would like to be your rose garden.

I love your heart here on Valentine's Day. I miss you, because you are my concern; I miss you just because I don't forget your long hair. Dreaming of you is the sublimation of missing during the day; Loving you is the expression of my true feelings.

520, love your heart waiting to be tested! I only love you once, that is my life; I love you only for a moment, that is, for a lifetime; I love you, there is only one, and that is destiny takes a hand. Today is May 20th, and I still love you! Today is May 20th, and I want to send you nine words: "No, far, one, change, love, me, life, forever, you".

Can you send them to me in a complete sentence? I love you. Also in 520, the spring breeze releases the amorous feelings.

This heart is like a moon, drifting with the tide every night. I love you far and near, and I miss you in rain or shine.

Heaven and earth have never been quiet, and time and space are changeable. With you, there is scenery, and with you, there is warmth.

A caring heart rushes to you; A persistent feeling, like a shadow; Pursuing true love, I will be resolute; Stick to the happy base camp for you; 5.20 I love you, and my heart will always run and never stop! The night in May is full of joy, and the distance between two hearts is far away. I miss my dream at zero. I miss the beauty in my heart, and the abyss of love is really not shallow. You have to come back to me. I love you! Today's 520, love you, set a coordinate: 5 degrees east longitude, 20 degrees north latitude, combined with 520 degrees; For your love, set a temperature: 100 degrees Fahrenheit; For your love, set a tolerance: I love you as much as my heart is big.

6. It's a bit difficult to find ten words that express love but are subtle, but I have several good ones.

Original:

love

"Even if you can find it anywhere in the world."

"There is also an ingot in one place."

"That place is mine."

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love

Love, emptiness, emptiness

| \ Look up when you think of it.

Look at that → The lights are dim |

So when you miss me.

Please also look at the dim light. "

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Empty, empty, love.

three

It's hard to achieve, you always have to devote your life to that goal. It can be anywhere, I want to go anywhere and I will never stop. If this is love, love is infinite.

four

Some people can't be soul mates all their lives, and the only thing left is the exchange of flesh and money. So, please wait for the person who has special meaning to your life ~

Not original:

five

If you like a flower, you don't have to pick it. If you like a cloud, you don't have to leave it behind. If you like someone, you don't have to possess him. I will always remember you in my heart. ...

six

Give me a fulcrum and let me touch your heart again, ok? What makes me sad is that you still refused to give me this fulcrum until you left. ...

seven

In my world, you are still pure, but the world is dirty ...

eight

It's so sad that I don't even want to think about it ... well, I'm strong. If you don't come to me, I will come to you. I will, keep looking, keep looking, and spend my life looking. ..

nine

It's all over in the end, just like the winding path has an end.

I thought the bird couldn't fly over the sea because it didn't have the courage to fly over the sea. Ten years later, I discovered that it was not the birds that could not fly, but the other side of the sea, and there was no waiting. ...

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Many things that we thought we would never forget for a lifetime were forgotten by us in the days when we never forget them.

There was a smile in my life, but it finally dissipated like a fog, and that smile became a swift river deeply buried in my heart.

If one day we are not together, we should laugh loudly as if we were together.

One day I will walk away from you quietly, without any sound. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.

But you must be happy.

If we are all children, we can stay where time is, sit together and bow our heads slowly, while listening to the story that we will never grow old.

It is the most beautiful scenery that passes in a hurry, and the deepest injury is always the most true feelings.

Will the love carved on the back of the chair, like flowers on cement, open a windless and lonely forest?

I hope you can feel it carefully. These are my collections.

I answered the question of 120 and gave you the best answer.

It's only 30 minutes here. You should choose me. I'm not bragging, you can chat with me.

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