I beg a joke, not cold, the kind that can make people laugh all over the body.

When Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi visited the United States and returned to Japan to prepare for flying, he suddenly forgot to bring his passport, and the airport staff refused to let him get on the plane. Koizumi said with a big smile: "I am Junichiro Koizumi, the Japanese Prime Minister, and I forgot to bring my passport. I'm visiting the United States. Can you bend the rules? " Airport personnel are still determined not to let Koizumi get on the plane. Just then, a handsome guy came from a distance and forgot his passport. The airport staff wouldn't let him get on the plane. The man said, "I'm Michael Jackson, a big star, and I forgot to bring my passport. I hope you can bend the rules. " The airport staff said, "Sorry, you can't get on the plane without a passport. What do you use to prove that you are Michael Jackson? " The man immediately sang and danced in space. The airport staff looked at it and said happily, "So you are the big star Michael Jackson! You have proved your identity, you can get on the plane! " Koizumi was wondering when a tall black man with no passport came from a distance. According to the regulations, airport staff are still not allowed to board the plane. The tall black man looked puzzled and asked, "Why, I am a famous basketball player, Michael Jordan. You don't even know me Can't you bend the rules? " The airport staff still said, "What do you use to prove that you are Michael Jordan?" Without saying anything, the tall black man picked up his suitcase, jumped up like a fly and put it on the second floor of the airport. The airport staff was dumbfounded and said, "What an excellent bounce! So you are Michael Jordan. Sorry, you can get on the plane! " Koizumi has been watching, and he can't hold it any longer. Just as he was about to speak, another big man came from a distance and forgot his passport. So the airport staff resolutely refused to let him get on the plane according to the regulations. The big man said in a cold voice, "smelly boy!" Don't you know that I am the winner of the golden belt, boxer Tai Sen? " The airport staff still said disdainfully, "What do you use to prove that you are a boxer Tai Sen?" The big man slammed the table in front of the airport staff, almost breaking it in two, and said, "smelly boy!" I will prove that I am Tai Sen with my fist! Just go out with me and have a fight! ! "The airport staff said in horror," Oh … Oh … so you … you are Mr. Tai Sen, the champion of boxing … you proved yourself … now you can board the plane … have a good trip … "At this moment, Koizumi was watching, and he suddenly shouted angrily:" Why can the three of them board the plane without passports? ! Why can't I? ! I am Junichiro Koizumi, Prime Minister of Japan! ! I want to strongly condemn you! ! "The airport staff said slowly to Koizumi," Sorry, sir, please control your emotions and don't get angry! " The three of them don't have passports, but they all prove themselves in different ways, but what proof do you use? Koizumi roared again: "I am Junichiro Koizumi, the Japanese Prime Minister! What can I prove? I know nothing! ! ! ! ! At this time, the airport staff smiled and said, "OK, sir, you can get on the plane!" ! "Koizumi paused and asked," why let me get on the plane again? ！” The airport staff said slowly, "Our president said that Junichiro Koizumi is the one who can't do anything. You said you couldn't do anything, and you could still get on the plane! " !"