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Recommend drama scripts, and seek those small theater drama scripts that are deep and suitable for university performances. I need it urgently and hope to get a good answer! !
Author: Danghai
Characters: A, B, C, A: Meng Xiaoyi: Xiao Dangc: Xiao Lin
Time: May 12
Venue: A school in Chengdu
(Narrator: May 12 is a day that China people will never forget. Wenchuan County suffered the earthquake disaster with the highest magnitude in the history of China. This is another earthquake disaster that swept across China after the Tangshan earthquake. This day brought a heavy blow to the compatriots there, both materially and spiritually, and even brought great losses to our country.
Scene 1:
B: Meng! Where are you going tonight? (puts his hand on Meng Xiao's shoulder) Did you go drinking with that little lover again? Hmm. How interesting
What are you talking about? Didn't you just meet at the party that night? You're not here?
Where did you go after that? Still not telling the truth (smirk).
Where did what go? Isn't it just going to her house to help her with her computer? People are begging, why not go?
B: Ouch! Still embarrassed to go! They all went to other people's houses. You worked on the computer all night, and I was in the toilet all night. You can't drink at ordinary times, crazier than anyone else. I wanted to get you drunk, but I didn't expect ~, alas! You are really overcast.
A: What? My mind is full of bad things. If you don't have wine, just say so.
Xiao Fang: You!
(the sound of an earthquake)
What the hell is going on here?
How should I know? Come on, let's ask.
A: (walking and watching) Isn't that Xiao Lin? Let's go and have a look. Little C~(AB shouts together)
(Xiao Lin rushes out)
Do you know what this is about?
C: I am not sure. I heard that there was an earthquake in Wenchuan county, and the shock wave was quite strong, so our side was also affected.
B: Wenchuan? How did this happen? Are you listening to hearsay?
A: Wenchuan? Hmm ~ ~ It seems to be your home! (again to C) Yes! Are you talking nonsense? It seems that this has never happened in his family. How is that possible?
C: neither do i. The news also came from there. It runs fast. You can call home if you don't believe me.
No, I just called yesterday. It's okay.
C: make a phone call ~ ~ to make sure, lest you say I'm talking nonsense
A: Yes, fight.
(Xiao Dang immediately took out his mobile phone and called home, but I couldn't get through. Then I called my father, but I couldn't get through. At this time, his mood immediately depressed. )
(A and B both stare at B)
B: Why can't I get through? Yesterday was ok! Isn't it?
A: (Seeing this, he patted B on the shoulder) Don't think too much. Maybe the signal is bad, or maybe they didn't hear the phone ring. Anyway, where the earthquake is now has not been confirmed. It's just a guess
C: That's right! Besides, even in Wenchuan, your family may not be fine.
Go, go, you crow mouth. Come on, let's ask what the teacher said.
Well, who is my family? Fatal!
Extended data:
Sketch features:
1, short and pithy, with simple plot. This is the most basic difference between sketch and other works of art and artistic expressions. The sketch belongs to "cultural fast food" and is a beautiful "side dish" rather than a hot pot stew.
2. Humorous. Sketch is the art of "laughing". Most good sketches have enough paragraphs to inspire people from laughter and learn lessons.
3, elegant and popular * * * rewards, a wide range of topics. The small themes and events reflected in the sketches all originated from grassroots and ordinary people. The change of the world and various states of the world are the objects of sketch description, which can be sublimated in art and expressed on the stage.
4. Close to life, novel angle, concise language and strong appeal are the basic requirements of sketch creation. Only works that are close to life are loved and accepted by the masses. Originated from life, higher than life, moderately exaggerated, and typical examples are necessary for successful sketches.
5. Criticizing shortcomings contains philosophy. Through superficial phenomena, satirize some unreasonable things, reveal some philosophies, and entertain and educate. This is not only the original intention of the sketch, but also people's further requirements for it.
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