Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - I urgently need jokes from teachers and students, which should be long and hilarious, and used for speeches, preferably more than 200 words.

I urgently need jokes from teachers and students, which should be long and hilarious, and used for speeches, preferably more than 200 words.

Once, Xiaohua's final grade came out and she did badly in the exam. Every time his mother severely taught him a lesson, he cried loudly. Mother felt so pitiful that her heart softened and she thought about how to comfort him. I found that he stopped crying. I saw him holding a cup, pouring a little warm water and adding a little salt. Mother asked him curiously what he was doing. He said, "The book says. Add some salt water after crying. " Mom fainted!