Did you meet any funny buyer comments when you visited Taobao?

Ha ha ha ha ha, I'm dying of laughter. This topic is really suitable for me who likes shopping and reading comments. I have to read comments every time I visit a treasure. If there is a bad review, I will never buy [covering my face]. I don't know if you are like this. Ha ha ha ha, every time you browse the comments, you will find some particularly funny comments [covering your face], which really makes you laugh and cry. Ha ha ha ha, sometimes I see them quarreling under a comment area, and then they will eat melons silently [laugh] [laugh]. I also saw some people chatting in Pinxi's comment area, and then they came running [Laughing and Crying] [Laughing and Crying]. Laughing to death [covering your face] [covering your face] is really wonderful. Hahaha, now a quarter of happiness comes from the comment area, so what funny comments have you encountered?

1. I want to buy a full-length mirror. A "soft mirror" appeared in the search, and the page introduced "unbreakable mirror". Click in to see the details and say that you don't have to worry about the broken mirror anymore, and you don't have to worry about the elderly, children and pets at home alone, so you can travel with confidence. It's also very convenient to cut. You can cut as many scissors as you want. Suddenly a little moved. As usual, I opened the comments section and took a look. It's amazing. It almost killed me. As a man with a broken hand, he naturally stopped.

2. Taobao comments are really true. Are friends who brush the bills so honest?

3. The seller sells things that protect the corner of the table or all kinds of corners, and will laugh hysterically after reading the comments.

4. Internet celebrities like water, and reading comments should be called IQ tax.

5. Ha ha ha, such parents are really fun.

6. The buyer show is cruel. Can't I buy it?

7. Visiting Taobao and watching buyers' shows can save money. The first picture is the seller's picture, followed by the buyer's show. Very good. I immediately turned off my cell phone and stopped watching it.

8. The store is talking about the lion's head cover, hahaha, ugly enough to sleep.

Background: Landlord always likes to look at pictures of buyers' shows in comments when visiting Taobao. . . . . elder brother . . Then I wanted to buy a lipstick today, and I saw this. Sister, are you the undercover of another seller or the Toa of the monkey? 1, item name: condom [bad review]: nothing, just mailed in confidence. Why write condoms on the mailing list? I am embarrassed. Pay attention next time! The seller explained: I wrote about daily necessities, and the person at the post office said that I must write specifically, and then she added the word contraception to me. You can see the handwriting is different. I think our post office here is simply inhuman.

2. Product name: hemorrhoids suppository [bad review]: When the goods arrived, my hemorrhoids were cured! Seller's explanation: What a good curative effect. I heard that you bought my medicine, and hemorrhoids are scared out.

3. Item name: Crown Jay Chou's Ye Huimei Korean version ... [Bad review]: It took a long time to understand that it was Korean =. If you made it clear at the beginning, it would be better to buy it for the first time, so it goes without saying that the seller's explanation is clear: friend, you shot the Korean version, of course it is Korean. There are too many such bad reviews.

4, autumn water Iraqi summer dress (latest arrival) evaluation: {bad review} After wearing it, everyone said that it looks like an aunt, not as good as the woman in the product picture. Explanation: You are not like an aunt. You are an angel. You just land your head first, otherwise everything will look good.

5. Bad review of summer fashion bags: [Details] The seller's service is not good. Although I know you are busy, there is no need to talk to me so easily every time. It's either grace or good. Word by word, it's disrespectful. Give a bad review. Explanation: bah

6, multi-color ultra-value brushed scarf [details] This family sells all fakes, deceiving people! [Explanation] This is my ex-wife's revenge. You don't have to pay attention to her. She is a crazy woman.

7, praise: bad attitude, things are ok. Explanation: When did I treat you badly? Somehow, do you think I have a good attitude if I say I love you? ?

8. Product: 5 12M Kingston Memory Card Comments: {Bad comments} Things can be used, but can you say something other than "Oh"? Explanation: Hmm.

9. Bras for daily sale (latest arrival) Seller: How old are you? Buyer: 80N Seller: Ah. . . . So powerful, it seems that there is no bra buyer with size n: dizzy! I mean, I'm 80 years old.

1 1. Comments: The goods arrived in time, but the attitude was not good enough. Note: Oh, you paid by surface mail, and I returned it to you by express mail. What attitude do you want? Do you still need to bring you tea and water all the way to satisfy? 12, Seller: The history of Huang Taiji's death says that it was sudden death, and it is generally believed in unofficial history that it was a buyer's assassination: Oh, where have you been? Seller: I'll wait for your statement:) Buyer: No problem! I didn't do it!

13, Buyer: What about sexual ability? Seller: Does it matter? Buyer: Sorry, there is another word. How is the performance? Seller: I ... inn ...

14, Seller: I mailed it to you to show my sincerity. Buyer: You mailed it to me? Seller: Yes. Buyer: Can I have it?

15, buyer: hello, sister. I want to buy fresh aloe juice. Can you introduce it to me? Thank you, sister. Seller: OK ~ Good girl ~ ~ What kind of skin do you have? How old are you this year? Buyer: I'm in my forties, almost fifty ... my skin is too dry ... Do you have any good recommendations from my sister? Seller: ... I'm sorry for my disrespect ... I'm my sister, and I'm 23 years old.

16, buyer: Hello, owner. Is there a fat man in your family? Seller: ... My LG weighs 170 kg, so I am a fat man ... Khan Buyer: Oh, I have the wrong number. It's a plate seller: ... fainted and sold the plate. I am fat and don't sell 17. Buyer: Do you have any other sizes besides the height and caliber of this bowl? Thickness? What is the width of the bottom of the bowl? What is the height of the bottom of the bowl? Tilt angle of bowl wall? Seller: ... Sorry, it's not that precise. Buyer: The customer is God. What business do you do without knowing the size? Seller: ... God, please tell me the angle of my bowl.

18, pink cotton short-sleeved T-shirt [details] The quality of this baby is so poor that it will rot after only ten minutes. [Explanation] Is this torn? Did you have a fight with your husband? Tell him it's not good to tear women's clothes.

19, super comfortable underwear recommended by the store [details] is completely unsuitable for wearing, and the skin will feel itchy. How to deal with it? [Explanation] Scratch when it itches.

20, velveteen slim pants best-selling boutique [details] There is a snot-like thing on the pants, which makes me sick. I won't change with you as the Chinese New Year is coming. Your efficiency is too poor [explanation] This should not be snot, but glue used at work. Besides, even a snot is nothing. Under normal circumstances, people's nasal mucosa secretes mucus all the time, and normal people secrete about several hundred milliliters of nasal mucus every day. If you catch a cold, you will secrete more. Everyone remembers that he has a runny nose every day and always remembers to accompany us. If you can understand, please help me correct the bad review, thank you.

Very, very, very much! !

1, autumn water Iraqi summer dress (latest arrival)

After wearing it, everyone said it looked like an aunt, not as good as the woman in the product picture.

2. Elegant chiffon trousers

These trousers can only be worn standing up, as soon as you sit down. The skirt is not as beautiful as it is, alas. ......

3. lovely white t.

What a nuisance! Bad review! !

4. Gladiator sandals, Liu Ding

A pair of rivet gladiator sandals that can be tattooed, you deserve it!

5, domineering side leakage Jordan shoes

Go to Lanfei, learn excavator, a pair of domineering Jordan shoes can force buyers to become top masters, but also worry about not having a job?

6. People who fall to death should not think about hammocks.

This is a hammock buyer's show. ...

7, high waist A skirt

Sell things and get out of here. Do you sell clothes or knee pads?

8, ripped jeans

Almost killed, seller, do you have a conscience! ! !

9. A loose top that reveals the collarbone

Are you kidding? I want a coat, not pants, okay ... How can you do business like this?

1 1, cool plaid shirt

o( )o！ ! ! People say I move bricks.

In addition to comments, shops nowadays are more funny when consulting and chatting.

@ 丫丫丫丫丫:

Menstrual towel will be menopause if it is not delivered!

See you one day:

Overlord will be bald if he doesn't deliver the goods!

@ King of Pan Pan Family:

I hope you can see that I am a patient.

To deliver takeout. Come on!

@ _ Jormungandr _ _:

My roommate hopes that before amputation,

Wear a skirt for the last time

@ A Fei 979

hahaha. Wear shoes for the last time before amputation!

Is amputation popular recently?

@Drr is occupied. I also call it this:

My dark circles are almost gone.

Haven't you distributed your concealer yet?

How dare you let me stay up late again! ! !

Too bad! Hurry up and deliver the goods!

@ Wang Jingjing _

I made you cute.

It's all cute for you.

Sell Meng ...

@ Run twice and stop eating:

Send my shirt quickly.

The ex-boyfriend is getting married.

It's urgent

@sscahng:

It's agreed that you will prosper, I will prosper, and everyone will prosper?

I haven't received it. How prosperous! !

Hide your tail. Hey:

I'm going to Mars without delivery!

You earthlings deliver goods too slowly!

@ Min Yoon Gi believers:

My love and my life depend on you!

Quick lipstick to save my life? _?

@ DeDe some:

Poor, poor winter night

Little match girl, please!

Master! They are all masters!

Those who confiscate the goods know how to rush it, right?