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How to close the door and open a red envelope?

On the wedding day, the bridesmaid group will help the bride test whether her husband is "sincere". There is a door blocking link in this process. Blocking the door will make it necessary to open red envelopes from the past to the present. What does the bridesmaid need to say at this time to make the red envelope less embarrassing and to make the wedding more interesting? The first constellation below has compiled a batch of words about opening red envelopes, hoping to help the bridesmaids.

What is written on the red envelope?

(a) the opening remarks of the bridesmaid blocking the door:

1, the bridesmaid can ask who is knocking at the door outside first. If the answer is to marry XXX, if you want a red envelope, you can shout: If you want to take the girl away, stay and buy the girl.

2. If the groom knocks on the door and says open the door, the bridesmaid can say, you can enter the door, and the red envelope will clear the way! The bride is married, red envelopes knock at the door!

3, a couple will last for a long time, I want a red envelope.

When the couple get married and get rich, I want a red envelope.

5. Husband and wife have been in love for a long time. Give me a red envelope before you leave.

6. The groom is handsome and the bride is beautiful. Don't forget to give a red envelope.

7. I wish the couple a hundred years of harmony and get a red envelope quickly.

(b) The bridesmaid blocked the door.

1, sing three songs, each song has a word in the bride's name, which can be homophonic and cannot be changed!

2. Say that 10 needs to give gifts to your wife and adults.

3. Who is responsible for housework after marriage?

4. Who is in charge of the financial power at home?

When did you meet for the first time? What's the weather like? Where is it?

6. When is your wife's birthday? What about the lunar calendar?

Block the door and play funny games

1, distinguish lip prints. Get multiple different lip prints on a piece of paper, so that the groom can identify which one is the bride's lip print.

2. Read the guarantee and sign it! As a witness, the best man signs, sign together!

3. The groom should bear hardships for the bride, remember this special day with ups and downs, and let the groom drink it, such as lemonade, bitter gourd juice, Chili oil, salt water and so on.

4, sing three songs, each song has a word in the bride's name, which can be homophonic and cannot be changed!