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Jia Dao's famous saying
1, ten years to grind a sword, frost blade has not tried. Today, you are like a gentleman, who is unfair.
2, the peak hangs on the road, the cloud breaks, and the sea soaks into the city roots.
3, the clouds covered the fog and the rain dispersed.
4. Autumn wind gives birth to Lishui, and leaves fall all over Chang 'an.
5, a day without poetry, the heart is like a waste well.
6, Yi Long wave, washed away thousands of springs. It rains every day, worrying about killing the mountain people.
7. Digging a well will flow, but making friends will stop.
8. Don't bully the stars above or the ghosts below. Get to know each other and say something.
9, few people, and Gao Songhe is not a group.
10, the meteor penetrates the sparse tree, and the moon is retrograde.
1 1, two sentences in three years, one song and two tears.
12, birds inhabit the trees by the pool, and monks knock at the door. Jia Dao's famous saying
1, ten years to grind a sword, frost blade has not tried. Today, you are like a gentleman, who is unfair.
2, the peak hangs on the road, the cloud breaks, and the sea soaks into the city roots.
3, the clouds covered the fog and the rain dispersed.
4. Autumn wind gives birth to Lishui, and leaves fall all over Chang 'an.
5, a day without poetry, the heart is like a waste well.
6, Yi Long wave, washed away thousands of springs. () It keeps raining day after day, worrying about killing the villagers.
7. Digging a well will flow, but making friends will stop.
8. Don't bully the stars above or the ghosts below. Get to know each other and say something.
9, few people, and Gao Songhe is not a group.
10, the meteor penetrates the sparse tree, and the moon is retrograde.
1 1, two sentences in three years, one song and two tears.
12, birds inhabit the trees by the pool, and monks knock at the door.
Lu Jia's famous saying
Lu Jia's famous saying
1 If you take care of the world, you won't worry at home. Lujia
2, the husband is like a saint, his words are like a letter, the listener is confused, and the viewer is mysterious. Lujia
3, everything is born, the land is raised, and the saints are artificial. Lujia
4, wife, broad in breadth, dense in outline, close and distant, and cherish the country. Lujia
5, the people know that the house lives in the food valley, and the skills are unknown. Therefore, Hou Ji is listed as the government, and the boundaries are divided into land; Break the ground and cultivate the valley to support the people; Plant Sang Ma and make a silk pestle to cover your body. Lujia
6. Sages inherit the principles of heaven, travel the sun and the moon, remember the degree of stars, treat the benefits of heaven and earth, establish mountains and rivers, level the four seas, and divide Kyushu, with the same likes and dislikes and customs. Lujia
7. Those who win the world's greatness must be cultivated in the boudoir first, and those who win the world's name must be in advance. Lujia
8, the home of merit, there will be no disaster. Lujia
Those who are loyal, honest and straightforward will have to tolerate the world and apply it to politics. Lujia
10, the story still sees an opportunity to earn one and lose another, bringing a blessing and a curse. Lujia
1 1, mortals know that good is good and evil is evil; I don't know if studying is good for me, but playing is useless. Lujia
12 therefore, if sex is hidden in people, it will reach the sky, small and wide, depending on learning. Things are similar, the sound is answered, the Tao sings the harmony of virtue, and the righteousness is prosperous. The king's behavior is in court, the husband's behavior is in the field, and the person who waits for the end is upright, and the root-raiser Ye Mao is ambitious. Lujia
13, the country is not rich and strong, and the family does not hide useless things. Lujia
14, Tao is right-based, and morality is emotion-based. If it is not in its place, it is impossible to coordinate its politics. If you don't handle it, you can't control its rigidity. Lujia
15, husband holds the politics of heaven and earth, and holds the principles of the four seas. Flexion and extension cannot violate the law, nor can actions deviate from the law. Once the fallacy is exported, it is thousands of miles away. What's more, the punishment is innocent in prison, but the whole innocence is in the city? Lujia
16, valleys and rivers crisscross, with unclear weathering. Kyushu is isolated from the world, and there are no boats and cars to help the economy. Therefore, Xi Zhong rode a horse to serve cattle with a curved wheel and a straight axis, and stood upright with a stick instead of manpower. Lujia
17, people are short-lived, just like Shi Huo. Lujia
18, there is a horse without the imperial power of Wang Liangzhi, a sword without the power to sharpen the knife, a woman without literary grace, a scholar without a king of literature, and a Taoist skill that is not comfortable. Lujia
19, the inspector didn't see anything, and the restorer didn't tolerate it. Lujia
20. However, neither achievement nor prestige can be self-sufficient. It is not poverty, but that morality does not exist and benevolence and righteousness do not add up. Lujia
2 1, the loss of Tao in that year was not done by heaven, but taken by you. Lujia
22. Those who nourish qi and cure sex, think through the mind and prolong life will not flow outside. Those who nourish qi and treat nature, think spiritually and prolong life do not flow out. Lujia
23. Politics and politics are divided into three points, benevolence and righteousness are closed to the outside world, pretending to be the song of Gongling, hurting the world and making it impossible. Lujia
24. Those who have no virtue will be punished, and those who have no righteousness will be punished. People with low morality are respected, while those with poor righteousness are respected. Lujia
25. A saint created it. Therefore, we can unify things and change things, treat emotions and show righteousness. Lujia
26. It is the most important secular thought that has been handed down since ancient times. Today's authors are light, lighter than what they see, willing to listen, confused by appearances and lost in love. Lujia
27. My husband's wine pool can carry boats, and the rotten mountain can overlook. Are you short of money? Lujia
28. People are afraid of their strength and follow it. They return to the soil with virtue and dare not violate the government. Lujia
29, mortals are not, the eyes are rich and glorious, and the ears are in the way of immortality, so they abandon their long and seek their short, without losing everything. Lujia
30. A Taoist can easily see the dawn, so he can travel through the hearts of ordinary people and reach the impossible. Lujia
3 1, the husband wants to make the country rich and strong, the land of conquest, the people who serve far away, get it from the people; Those who come up with achievements, want to make a name for themselves, and want to make a name for themselves, take them from them. Lujia
32. Those who seek things without meaning will perish, and those who stand tall without solid foundation will collapse. Lujia
33. It's not necessarily a long way. Going on is success. Lujia
34. If you don't look, white is black. Lujia
35. People are afraid but not punished, but advised but not rewarded, gradually immersed in morality and subdued by neutralization. Lujia
36. A gentleman is loyal, loyal, small profits, sensitive and cautious. Lujia
37. Husband is better than changeling, don't be poor, don't cheat. Don't be surprised if you know the truth. Those who judge by words, don't be fooled by words. Those who achieve righteousness should not move for profit. Lujia
38. Chen Lilie, taking righteousness as a teacher, taking virtue as a solid foundation, being brave as a strong one, regulating qi and nourishing nature, making benevolent people live longer, beauty is second only to virtue, and righteousness is good. Lujia
39. There is no chaos in the world, which is also the rule of benevolence and righteousness. Lujia
40. Those who set penalties are not tired, those who are virtuous are not tired, those who punish are not thin, and those who reward are not thick, so stay close and far away. Lujia
4 1, the sage is strong, and the strong is arrogant. Suntech in Qi Huangong dominated, while Qin Ershi died of punishment. Lujia
42. The shortcomings of a wise man are not as good as those of a fool. Lujia
43. Therefore, those who have no virtue are short-lived, those who are rich and have no righteousness are punished, those who are humble and have virtue are respected, and those who are poor and righteous are honored. Lujia
44. Books don't have to start in Zhong Ni, and medicines don't have to come from Bian Que. Lujia
45, the reputation of the public, Jinshi Shenshu; And it is also suppressed, straight is the song dynasty. Lujia
46. People all over the world live in wild caves, have no rooms, and are in the same field as animals. Therefore, the Yellow Emperor is a timber logging structure, built as a palace, and sheltered from the wind and rain from the next floor. Lujia
47. The nature of heaven and earth, everything, etc., belongs to the virtuous, and those who rely on punishment are afraid of it. If you belong to it, you can make up for it. If you are afraid of it, you can belong to it. Lujia
48. At the time of the division, the four blasphemies were not passed, and the flood was harmful; So the decisive river dredged the river, leading to four blasphemies and causing it to enter the sea. Size attracts, and height attracts. All rivers flow downstream, each in its place. Then the people have to level the soil at high risk. Lujia
49. Those who learn are clear, those who lose are faint, and those who carry them die. Lujia
50, the lady's lust, not powder can be decorated; The power of great anger is beyond power. Lujia
5 1. People with different concerns can't make plans, and people who control both ends can't decide power. Lujia
52. Virtue can combine the sun and the moon, walk with God, climb high and look far, reach deep caves, listen to his words and turn a blind eye to them. Lujia
53. People who do things are lustful, but people can't win their ambitions. Lujia
54, the eyes can not be black or white, the ears can not be clear, and the mouth can not speak of good and evil, then the so-called can not be. Lujia
55. The sage Wang Shi, sage Jiangong, Tang Juyi Yin, Zhou Lv Wang, combined heaven and earth, matched Yin and Yang with virtue. Lujia
56, the husband's good heart, there is no distance; You must rely on yourself for evil deeds, so don't go near them. Lujia
57. Therefore, those who are interested in profit and persistent in Tao are sought by everyone; The fruit lies in strength but not righteousness, and the plan of the soldiers is also. Lujia
58. Sages are not expensive, the world is cheap, and the grain nourishes and abandons it to the ground. Pearl jade is useless, but treasure is in the body. Lujia
59. My husband explained farming and mulberry, went deep into mountains and seas, picked pearls, caught leopards, caught greens and sprinkled springs. It was extremely good and refreshing, and soon squandered his heart. Isn't it ridiculous? Lujia
60. Therefore, those who cherish Tao must live in the world, cherish the merits such as Park, the Tao is set by the wise, the horse is good for the ruler, the sage is used by the sage, the argument is used by the wise, the book is used by the ignorant, and the thing is used by the discerning. Lujia
6 1, the world is unique and the law is the same. Lujia
62. The shortcomings of a wise man are not as good as those of a fool. Wen Gong grows rice, and Ceng Zi grazes sheep. If you are not familiar with physiognomy, you will lose your belief in evil. Those who observe things can't see them, and those who restore them can't tolerate them. Lujia
63. The discipline of the benevolent is the discipline of the benevolent, and the learning of the righteous is the learning of the saints. Lujia
64. Eyes are smart, ears listen to the Lord, mouth smells, nose smells and hands hold. Travel is enough, everyone is subject to a nature, and both are confused. Those poor people, with strong hearts, will never forget them for a long time. They don't escape on the floor, and they don't get hurt on the floor. Although few, there must be many, and people's hearts are scattered. Lujia
65, public reputation, pumice Shenmu. Groups of evils suppress each other, and it is Song. Lujia
66, recite the words of saints, learn from the trip of saints, long without harm, labor without waste. Lujia
67. So the system is very short, but the movement is very long, with a circle system and a cube. Lujia
68. A gentleman is not embarrassed, so he doesn't know what he thinks is good. He has no strength. Lujia
69. The sages looked up at astronomy, looked down at geography, drew pictures and defined human nature. The people began to realize that there is a distinction between father and son, the meaning of monarch and minister, the difference between husband and wife, and the order of young and old. So a hundred officials stand, and the king is born. Lujia
70. No manners, no discipline. Lujia
7 1, people eat meat and drink blood and wear fur; As for Shennong, he thinks it is difficult to feed people by walking around with insects and animals, but he wants something to eat, taste the essence of herbs, observe the bitterness and teach people to eat grains. Lujia
72. It is the right way to carry out the people's life, Rao Shanze, and take the power of the people, rather than saving the body and not being famous in the world. Lujia
73, the Ming army Yu De, can be far; I am loyal, but I am great. Lujia
74. People know that they are afraid of the law, but they are rude; Therefore, the middle school students set up the teaching of "Bi Yong" and "Zhou Xu", and made clear the ceremony of father and son and the meaning of monarch and minister, so that the strong would not bully the weak, the public would not be violent and widowed, abandon the heart of greed and advocate a clean trip. Lujia
75. Those who are good at the past are combined with the present, and those who can describe the distance are tested in the near future. Lujia
76. So what is available and what is inappropriate; Where the Tao goes, things can't. Lujia
77. Clouds come out of the mountains, hills are angry, four rivers flow, and hundreds of rivers have no western tourists. Elephants are big, but few in number. Lujia
78. Sages are not empty, and sages are not empty. Lujia
79. Those who know the sky look up at astronomy, while those who know the earth look down at geography. Lujia
80. In the old place, five mountains are sealed, four blasphemies are painted, rules are established, boiling water springs are set up, trees are raised, ten thousand kinds of trees are planted, and the essence is violently cultivated, so as to establish a student group. Don't go against the weather, don't take property, don't hide feelings, don't hide fraud. Lujia
8 1, overweight people are upset, and people who do things are exhausted; Those who are upset will be punished vertically and horizontally, and those who are physically exhausted will return to evil and do nothing. Lujia
82. The evil spirits of later generations were increased by the voices of Zheng and Wei, and the people abandoned their roots. Skills are horizontal and intentions are different. Then it is carved, and the painting color is painted by Dan Qing and Xuan Huang, which is very poor and skillful. Lujia
83. Morality is the basis of rule, while benevolence and righteousness are the basis of behavior. Lujia
84. Quality and value spread beautifully, and talent and value show well. Lujia
85. A enterprising husband must not ignore difficulties, and a schemer must be loyal; Therefore, the punishment is scattered, and the use is loyal. Lujia
86. Be close to others and alienate others; The boudoir is built inside, and the reputation is outside. Lujia
87. Isn't it difficult for saints to take advantage of Tianwei, combine the weather and inherit the merits of Heaven, just like the capacity of Heaven, without working with it? Lujia
88. People in high positions should not feel uneasy, and those in danger should not feel insecure. Lujia
89. Huai Yu, when she is around, serves famous treasures, hides treasures, thinks about wine in jade fights, and is carved in gold, so she praises the eyes of villains; Jincheng has a hundred pagodas, so the people are exhausted. Lujia
90. It is a gentleman who rules by the way, walks by virtue, sits on the mat, is strong and lonely, and has boundless movement. Lujia
9 1, whoever succeeds in the world must be built in the boudoir first. Successful people will walk in front of trivial things. Lujia
92. Tao is greater than inaction, and action is greater than respect. Lujia
93. Gentlemen praise each other with righteousness, villains bully each other with benefits, fools confuse each other with strength, and sages treat each other with righteousness. Lujia
94. Brave people are lacking for a long time, soft people are long-lasting, impatient and sick people are sudden, people who are late are persistent, brave people regret, gentle and generous people are generous, anxious people suffer, and soft and timid people are strong. Lujia
95. Those who seek far do not forget the near, and those who cure the shadows do not forget the appearance, and the upper surface is clear. Lujia
96. Therefore, those in the sky can be seen, those in the ground can be measured, those in things can be disciplined, and those in people can be compared. Lujia
97. It is not easy for Yao and Shun to rise to the moon, nor is it easy for you to die from the stars. Lujia
98. A good horse is not an independent horse, a sword is not an expert, a beauty is not an independent beauty, and a loyal minister is not an independent Lv Wang. Lujia
99. Therefore, those outside the rules must be transferred to the inside, and the distance must be close. Lujia
100 Therefore, saints are benevolent, clear and subtle. He thinks about heaven and earth, but he is impartial in danger, not chaotic, and ruling the country with benevolence and righteousness. Lujia
Lu Jia's famous words Werner's famous words Zhang Kejiu's famous words about summer island.
1, it's been, almost a year. You are not a child. Do you think this self-abuse behavior of locking yourself up without drinking or eating can get your sister's sympathy? Don't be silly. You should feel it by now. Did my sister tell you this on purpose? When that man's life stopped, his sister's heart stopped there. Maybe that person is not suitable for my sister at all, but-that person just stopped at a time that can touch my sister. He stopped, in exchange for the constant beautification of his sister's heart until it was perfect. How can I win back my sister's heart? -"Fox Demon Little Matchmaker" 2. In a dream
The breeze blows gently and the flowers fall. Your back is accompanied by the bell, as if it were not far away. It is not in front of the dream. The stars in the night sky are vague and lonely. The river flows through the darkness, only bringing back fragments of memory for you. This refusal reminds me that I promise to stay and choose to protect your freedom instead of having the beautiful lights of a bright galaxy. 3. Let this new uncle Tushan be recognized-the beginning of white month. Sorry, father. In fact, my memory is far more than what I said before. The feasibility of this matter is a "person" who told me that it is absolutely feasible. -fox demon little matchmaker
I owe you a hard wait under the acacia tree. Can I repay you in the afterlife? -fox demon little matchmaker
5. afraid? What is there to be afraid of? When the devil kills me, he will tell me openly ... and people will kill your family with a smile ... In contrast, the devil is much more honest than people. Besides ... you don't want to kill us at all. Why did you scare your brother? -fox demon little matchmaker
6, the tone is quite big. With these dog slaves, you think you can ... sweep Tu Shan? In the years since you left ... your brain was caught in the toilet seat, right? -fox demon little matchmaker
7. gambling is not a good thing. But if you are desperate and there is no way out, you can only fight for your life. This gamble won my life back. This step ... gambling for life. If not, it can only be a joke. -fox demon little matchmaker
8, shemale has been the love of life and death since ancient times, and the destined love has been the leader for thousands of years! -fox demon little matchmaker
9. Ask what is the love in the world. It is difficult to teach the bridge to cross the acacia, and it is difficult to teach the butterfly to be sweet. Actually, love is very simple. You can't get hurt if you don't expect it. -fox demon little matchmaker
10, "This light bead is a magic weapon that can detonate its own demon power. It was left to me by the Oriental Master before. It can burn all my demon spirits to resist for a while.
I'm not afraid of death! Take my life to prove my heart! "-clear pupil" No need, I believe you. " -Wang Quanfu-"Fox Demon Little Matchmaker" 1 1, smiling at each other, despising imperial power. -fox demon little matchmaker
12, I bet my whole life on this bet. Luckily, I won the bet.
-Early Oriental Moon-Fox Demon Little Matchmaker 13 Are you tired of living? Unexpectedly, I went to save people by myself under the first sword in the world, and I was still a Taoist! -fox demon little matchmaker
14, can't stop the wind and frost
Dreaming of famous sayings in the world, my fingertips are condensed into sand, I can't see right or wrong clearly, and I am willing to bear the result. The sin printed in my heart and the false indifference converged into a whirlpool, and I unconsciously forgot myself. I just want to finish that dream for you, and I am in tears. I can't forget it just because there is sadness in my blood. I will kill you and never know each other's afterlife. Do you remember who I was when we met? I am fearless from beginning to end, but you have no regrets. You are willing to pay for everything you have, and you will only gamble for thousands of years. Your wish will never be weathered, and you will wait for the answer of fate under the acacia tree. I would rather be hurt by Wan Jian than wronged by someone in my arms.
Wan Jian has no regrets, smiles at each other and despises the kingship. -"Fox Demon Little Matchmaker" 16, I got expectations again and again, but I was disappointed, and I still waited relentlessly. Knowing that you may be busy in vain again and again, you are still willing to fight for knowing each other and loving each other from the beginning. -fox demon little matchmaker
17, mind your own business! How dare you call me an idiot! Tired of living with you! The skin is itchy! -fox demon little matchmaker
18, I know ... how hard it is to make monsters trust humans ... and trust humans at will ... but ... you will lose your life ... just like ... my good friend ... but I believe ... people and demons will live in harmony one day ... because you ... ...
19, I'm sorry, father, don't say that I wouldn't trade your life at all, and I don't have the ability-I can only use the power of emotional methods to complete the exchange of life now, and this emotional method connects me with him. -fox demon little matchmaker
I have always remembered what you said at that time for so many years. From the moment you saved me, my life was yours. I entrusted Tu Shan's industry to this child ... because there is no room for anything else in my heart ... except your dreams. My family, career, life … all feel unimportant … let alone falling in love with others. So ... do you ... get it? -fox demon little matchmaker
2 1, as the ancients said, don't do to others what you don't want them to do to you. You can't give your lover what you want. -fox demon little matchmaker
22. Bitter trees don't lie. Isn't that what you told me? Those people are really insidious and cunning, and their designs really look flawless, which makes our relationship almost fall apart. Unfortunately, they should never make me doubt you. My heart is already yours. How can I not trust you? -fox demon little matchmaker
23. I don't want it
Wait a minute-"Fox Demon Little Matchmaker" 24, "Pretending! You are just an unskilled person. What else can you do? ! "
"I can ... desperately." -The life of a soldier. -"Fox Demon Little Matchmaker" 25. My country
A little different. I gradually found that I didn't know that monsters on the road would be afraid that humans would hurt them, but Hiro would always protect me when I was in danger. My secret wish is to fly under that flower tree and wait for peace to approach your heart. La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
27. Even if my sister's heart is left to him, love is not there. The attention given because of guilt is not love. Love is not bondage and restraint. So I won't give up. I want to be with my sister demon fairy. Take me to pay the debt for her. At least at that time, the fate in her heart depended on her. -fox demon little matchmaker
28. Gorgeous mountain streams
The moonlight is bright, the green leaves are lush, and the lake is rippling. I don't know if I will leave you. Time flies on the shore where you once lived, and the waves are far away. I hope to live and die. I can't forget the echo in my heart and collect the light of dawn to save this lost time. I remember my only prayer, which is inevitably intertwined. I no longer confuse the whirlpool of boat drifting and reunion, waiting for me at the intersection of reincarnation. It reminds me that I promised to stay and choose to protect your freedom, which is better than having beautiful lights shining in the Milky Way. The bell that you came from behind me still accompanied me to stop under the beautiful light at the moment-"Fox Demon Little Matchmaker" 29. The water in the ditch can compete with the ocean.
The light of the new moon is no match for the scorching sun-The Fox Demon Little Matchmaker 30. This is the most smooth sentence that Fan Yunfei, the strongest in the western regions, said, "I'm sorry I was wrong, I won't dare again"-"Fox Demon Little Matchmaker"
Jia Pingwa's famous saying
Jia Pingwa's famous saying
1, sleeping places don't always sleep at night. Jia Pingwa's Wasted Capital
2, said a lot of shortcomings of good reading, of course, there are many shortcomings, such as good reading is not a good husband, good reading has no good popularity, good reading is eccentric. However, if you can read well, you must read well. For example, you can know the size of heaven and earth, understand the difficulties of life, have self-knowledge, foresee the future, be neither sad nor bitter, be not favored or happy, be lonely or lonely, so you must abandon lust for power, vanity, intelligence, self-esteem, self-reliance, vulgarity and flattery. Jia Pingwa's "Walking Alone"
3. The weak live in groups, so there are sentient beings. Jia Pingwa's Going to the Future Alone
As a man's life, he is both a son and a father. The first half of a son is the shadow of his father, and the second half of his father is the shadow of his son. Jia Pingwa's "Walking Alone"
5, my nature is still a farmer, like a black-bone chicken, it is black in my bones. Jiapingao
Since God created us, we should be confident. Jia Pingwa's "Walking Alone"
7. Only when you have someone in your heart can you live. Jia Pingwa's Notes on Disease Syndrome
8. Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingjia Pingwa White Night.
9. The greatest purpose of living is to die, but the greatest meaning of life is in the process of birth to death. Jia Pingwa's The Painter's Story
10, like a book, you might as well read more: you can swallow it the first time, which is called enjoyment; Sit down and read it for the second time. This is called Yin Wei; The third time, thinking and reading sentence by sentence, this is called study. Read it three times, leave it for a few days, and read it again, and you will often have new feelings. Jia Pingwa's view of people
1 1, the scholar has been going to the toilet for a long time, not doing dry intestines, but squatting to study; A scholar can stand his wife's nagging best, and he is not good-tempered, but fascinated. Eating and reading, chopsticks often put cigarette butts in the ashtray into your mouth, but it is not easy to get athlete's foot, because reading is the most used to being stingy. Unfortunately, it is a spider-like figure, swollen eyes like goldfish, no beautiful appearance, only a sad and morbid body. Jiapingao
12, you have never been a leader, but you should learn to be led. Jiapingao
13, the bird can't help flying into the blue sky, although there is no place for it in the sky. Dragonflies have to bow to the river, although the river has no place to stand. Jia Pingwa's "Lights"
14, when I was in the countryside, the situation was terrible. My father has historical problems, my mother is ill, and I have no strength. I signed up for the army. The medical examiner poked me all over with a glass rod, but I didn't take it. The following year, I recruited geologists and signed up. That night, the village party secretary crossed my name off the register, and it took a year to recruit again. Even with a shovel, I shoveled sand in the canal beside the highway to cushion the potholes on the road. People still don't want me, but I didn't choose to be a private tutor. Later, a private female teacher needed a broker to have a baby. That time, there was the greatest hope. I have repaired a pen, but I still let another person in the neighboring village drop the bag. In those days, at noon several times, I went the wrong way in the plowed rice fields, lost my way and couldn't find the ridge around me. Everyone in the village said that ghosts were possessed there, and asked me to put on a dustpan and mahogany stripes to drive away ghosts. Jia Pingwa's "Lights"
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