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Why are so many couples less likely to get pregnant?

1, the number of induced abortions has increased: many young people do not pay attention to protecting themselves when they are in love, so they may have had many abortions before they get married, but many abortions will scrape off some endometrium more or less, and the endometrium is seriously damaged, making it difficult to get pregnant.

2, bad living habits: now the pressure of life has become greater, men often smoke and drink, irregular diet, resulting in less sperm, weak mobility, reduced reproductive capacity. Women often stay up late, often exposed to radioactive things, leading to endocrine disorders, ovulation disorders, irregular menstruation.

3, sexual intercourse is too frequent: pregnant couples generally mistakenly believe that the more times they share the same room, the higher the chance of having children. On the contrary, the quality of sperm and eggs is the key.

Joke:

Several sisters are discussing what to do if they meet a pervert at night.

Me: That depends on whether the man is handsome or not!

Everyone says it makes sense!

At this time, my girlfriend said faintly: It's getting dark at night, so you should care about his size. . .