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What are Yang Xiaoyun's classic lines in Struggle?

1. Yang Xiaoyun: "There are many men chasing me! I am a rare commodity now. I would rather be short than extravagant. I'm telling you, Charlene Marilynn Dangelo, I don't need a boyfriend, not one! Please introduce it to me except the particularly good one, so that I can choose one. As for me, the requirements are actually not particularly high, very low! It boils down to one point, that is, if one day I meet a particularly good one, I don't object, maybe I will do it! "

2. Yang Xiaoyun: "Sorry, Xia Feng. I heard that you have been making waves in the Jianghu for many years, but you never got away with it. I was offended today, little sister. "

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "Sorry, Yang Tieyun. Although you often cover the sky with one hand, you have not calmed the rivers and lakes. Today, my sister offended me a lot. "

3. Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "I often walk in rivers and lakes, and I am a little hung up without a boyfriend."

Yang Xiaoyun: "Senior, little sister, I am used to being alone. I don't want it! "

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "The rivers and lakes are sinister and can only be insured in pairs."

Yang Xiaoyun: Don't listen!

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "Jianghu is big, a boyfriend can dominate, and no boyfriend will be afraid."

Yang Xiaoyun: "I'm not afraid!"

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "Please let me find one for you!" "

Yang Xiaoyun: "I'm not looking!"

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "Junior, find one!"

Yang Xiaoyun: "Senior, I tell you clearly, little sister, I am arrogant, I don't want it!" " "

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "Please let me introduce you to one!" " "

Yang Xiaoyun: "What's the use of a boyfriend?"

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "Find a boyfriend!"

Yang Xiaoyun: "Find it yourself! The more the better, I don't want any. "

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "How about going for an outing next weekend?"

Yang Xiaoyun: "You two are a couple, I'll be a third wheel, no way, no way!" " "

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "I'll introduce you to an outing boyfriend!" " "

Yang Xiaoyun: "Really? ! Handsome? "

4. Yang Xiaoyun: "I want to be nice to you, and no one can stop me. I want to be with you, and no one can stop me. "

5. Yang Xiaoyun: "We won't have a wedding."

Xiangnan: "The wedding is too much trouble. We are going to travel to Lijiang to get married. "

Lu Tao: "Agreed."

Hanako: "Then we don't have to pay."

Yang Xiaoyun: "Then we will go hiking in ditan park by car and get married."

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "Hanako, I think you are too stingy! I have to pay 50 cents each, right? "

Xiangnan: "Then let's go for a stroll downstairs. When we can't walk any further, I'll treat you to Lamian Noodles and noodle soup. "

Yang Xiaoyun: "I knew there would be no good life with you!" " "

Yang Xiaoyun: "Why do you want to go out and smoke whenever I want to spend money? What conditioned reflex do you practice here? "

7. Yang Xiaoyun: "I have never seen such a person. I will never go shopping with him again. I am so angry! So far, we haven't bought anything without discount. He can save more than my mother! Today, I ran away for a broken quilt, only one hundred dollars short, more than a woman! Charlene Marilynn Dangelo, I don't think I can let him be my husband. I was completely cheated! This man is a model villager in a suburban county. People like him are worthless all their lives! "

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "Xiaoyun, don't be angry! I think this also shows that he will pass. "

Yang Xiaoyun: "What did you do? ! I will go to the south in the future. I'll give him the phone. Please tell him for me that Yang Xiaoyun regretted it. It's over! "

8. Yang Xiaoyun: "This is going south. You spent almost 5000 yuan on a set of fake German kitchen furniture without telling me! He can't cook, and neither can I. Do you think he is crazy? "

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "What did he say?"

Yang Xiaoyun: "It looks beautiful and feels at home. Does this mean turning me into a housewife? He feels like family, and I think it's time to break up. Tell me how selfish he is! Call him stingy, well, be generous and buy a set of fake brand names and put them on others, but the house is borrowed! Do you think he is crazy? How did you introduce him to me? You didn't mean to hurt me! "

9. Yang Xiaoyun: "Look at him. He has a dried tofu face, chicken breast, actually chicken ribs! As far as he is concerned, pigs, beef and mutton can't be sold, but a piece of donkey meat is sold behind the counter. If I am not blind, how can I have a crush on him? ! "

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "Forget it, don't be angry, it's just a life!" " "

Yang Xiaoyun: "Hey, why can't you get through?" How's this? Let's change trains. You will go to Lu Tao in the south. "

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "Huh? Thank you! Keep it for yourself! "

Yang Xiaoyun: "Look, look! No, no, I'll leave him! The more I think about it, the angrier I get. The more I think about it, the more I want to be angry with him. No, when he comes back later, I'll open this window and tell him something bright. Either you jump or I jump. You'd better jump first. I'll jump when you fall dead! "

10. Nan: "I tell you, you will fall tomorrow." (Inverted urinal)

Yang Xiaoyun: "I won't fail! Which beautiful woman like me did it? "

Xiangnan: "I think it's quite similar."

1 1. Yang Xiaoyun: "My life is over. I thought I could move out. That's great. I fell in love with you again, and I came back despondently. "

Xiangnan: "I'm trapped by you."

Yang Xiaoyun: "Did you fall into my gentle and beautiful little trap?"

Nan: "Hmm."

Yang Xiaoyun: You have to do this ...? "

To the south: "moths to the fire."

Yang Xiaoyun: "Regret?"

Nan: "Hmm." (negative tone)

Yang Xiaoyun: Is it worth it?

Nan: "Value."

Yang Xiaoyun: "Silly brother, I didn't expect your mouth to be so sweet! That makes my bride super confident! Well, I'll give you a few days off later and let you say these nice words to me. "

Xiangnan: "You are beautiful, and your beauty is uncompromising. Are you ... "

Yang Xiaoyun: "Shut up! Hurry to work after dinner! "

Xiangnan: "Hey, I just didn't expect the last sentence."

Yang Xiaoyun: "Then you have to think about it! I'll tell you seven things about going south and entering the door later, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea. After that, the eighth thing is to tell me clearly what you didn't say just now, and then tell me everything smoothly. "

Xiangnan: "Then I think of a sentence now."

Yang Xiaoyun: "Shut up! Let's get down to business! "

12. Yang Xiaoyun: "Tell me about you, why don't you let them come to our house?" This house is like paper. I can light a match and it will burn. You are not afraid of jokes! "

13. Yang Xiaoyun: "Let me show you the toilets here. I tell you, I almost fainted when I first went in! "

14. Yang Xiaoyun: "Nonsense! Which toilet has pure water? "

15. Yang Xiaoyun: "Even so, it is still blowing! I've never seen it before, Charlene Marilynn Dangelo. I really admire them. It's really high flyers who graduated from a famous university! Broken pots and pans are worse than that! Compared with what? I am so angry! To the south, I've really been with you for eight generations, so hurry up and struggle! The salted fish turns over and blows again. "

16. Yang Xiaoyun: "Lu Tao was very popular with girls when he was a child! I've been chasing him, but he just won't promise me. No, I'll make do with his buddy. I'll lie next to him. When he changed his mind, I had a chance. Lu Tao, when did you change your mind? "

17. Yang Xiaoyun: "Whose garbage is this? Take it away quickly! " (Otto points south)

Yang Xiaoyun: "What do you know? What does it mean to buy a house by installment? What I'm telling you now is to spend other people's money to buy your dreams. Avantgarde, right? "

Hanako: "South, can I make your wife's anger regenerate my anger?" Well, you can pay me back my two thousand first! "

Yang Xiaoyun: "Don't give it back! I tell you, Hanako, that's how bullies are born. "

Xiangnan: "Yang Xiaoyun, you said that you love blind comparison and vanity, but you are still full of energy, aren't you?"

Yang Xiaoyun: "Xiangnan, you are anxious to talk to me, aren't you?"? What right do you have to say about me? You didn't buy a car for vanity, did you? I think you are vulgar! I hate people who buy Alto. If you can afford it, don't buy it; if you can't afford it, don't buy it. Is that a taxi? Let me tell you something! From today on, don't sleep at night, go out and fight black to earn back the money I bought a car. "

Hanako: "I ask for two. Can we stop pinching people in public places? "

Xiangnan: "Hanako, you will understand when I tell you this. Yang Xiaoyun is a naive and easily influenced by the environment. In our building complex

Living with a bitch has become a natural thing, which makes the neighbors very uneasy. She just learns from people. What did she finally learn? Learn to be a bully! "

Yang Xiaoyun: "What are you talking about? ! I'm a bully? Have you ever seen a bully pour a urinal? Have you ever heard of small white-collar workers running around the street with small urinals? "

South: "Yes, yes, you can, Yang Xiaoyun! After you pour it yourself, she won't even bother to go to the last public toilet ... "

Yang Xiaoyun: "Bah! You are not lazy, who is at the gate of the yard every day? "

19. Yang Xiaoyun: "Is it fragrant? Is it sweet? Can you stand it? Can you leave? Get out! "

20. Yang Xiaoyun: "Hey, today we can agree that there are rules for shopping."

Xiangnan: "What do you say?"

Yang Xiaoyun: "First, only goods are allowed, and beautiful women are not allowed, except me."

Nan: "Done."

Yang Xiaoyun: "Second, the unit price of anything bought for you in the south can't exceed 100 yuan, and the unit price of anything bought for me in Yang Xiaoyun can't be lower than that in 500 yuan." Nan: "Done."

Yang Xiaoyun: "Third, don't run. Just follow me. Don't get lost in the crowd."

Nan: "Done."

Yang Xiaoyun: "Finally, take the initiative to pay the bill! Do you know what running away means? I tell you, when my husband has a good eye, a good price! As soon as I see the arrival of the goods, you have to pay for me, and you can't let me waste precious spit to rush you! "

Nan: "Go ahead, wife."

2 1. Nan: "You are crazy, Yang Xiaoyun! Why did you buy me such an expensive suit? "

Yang Xiaoyun: "Worthy of my beautiful husband!"

22. Yang Xiaoyun: "Xiangnan, you invited me to dinner before, and I invited you to sleep. Now you don't invite me to dinner or sleep with me. "

23. to the south: "I call this running water intentional."

Yang Xiaoyun: "I call it ruthlessness."

Southern Hunan: "I call it a phoenix hiding in a chicken nest."

Yang Xiaoyun: "If I have a mistress, I will definitely die. Close the door and beat the dog. "

Xiangnan: "I call this autumn wind sweeping leaves."

Yang Xiaoyun: "I call it endless."

Nan: "Stop, stop, stop! I call this fire. "

(Yang Xiaoyun turns off the TV)

To the south: "clean and neat, this is down-to-earth, no one should look."

Yang Xiaoyun: "Stand up."

South: "Hey."

24. Yang Xiaoyun: "I am your wife, and I take care of our small backyard. You are my husband and the main force running to the society to do business. "